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George Carlin Quote Pin

Description: George Carlin Quote. "Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups". A classic quote from the legendary George Carlin.

Tags: humor, carlin, george carlin quotes, typography, retro vintage aesthetic

George Carlin Quote Pin

by n23tees

$2.75 $3.25

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From the 1900s Tapestry
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Description: Slow Down

Tags: 1900s, funny gift, funny quote, funny sayings, funny slogan

From the 1900s Tapestry

by kg07_shirts

$23 $30

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The Little Jerry Hoodie
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Description: “The Little Jerry” was the 145th episode of Seinfeld, which aired during the eighth season. It originally aired on January 9, 1997, and was written by Jennifer Crittenden and directed by Andy Ackerman.

Tags: costanza, george costanza, jerry seinfeld, kramer, little jerry

The Little Jerry Hoodie

by OniSide

$32 $42

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Andretti Quote Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Mario Gabriele Andretti (born February 28, 1940[1]) is an Italian-born American former racing driver and one of the most successful Americans in the history of the sport.[2] He is one of only two drivers to have won races in Formula One, IndyCar, World Sportscar Championship, and NASCAR (the other being Dan Gurney).

Tags: andretti, indy 500, indy car, mario andretti, motor sports quote

Andretti Quote Long Sleeve T-Shirt

by RacingRoots

$17 $24

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You're Killing It Baseball T-Shirt

Description: Congratulations to Igor the Executioner. Employee of the month!

Tags: steven rhodes, vintage, executioner, medieval, fantasy

You're Killing It Baseball T-Shirt

by Steven Rhodes

$19 $26

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Funny Running Baseball T-Shirt

Description: World's OKAYEST Runner

Tags: funny running quote, funny running quotes, funny running women, funny saying quotes, runner

Funny Running Baseball T-Shirt

by Printnation

$19 $26

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Seinfeld Del Boca Vista Phone Case
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Description: Del Boca Vista is a retirement condiminum complex where Jerry's parents Morty and Helen reside. It even has its own newspaper business called the Boca Breeze.

Tags: costanza, del boca vista, delbocavista, elaine benes, festivus

Seinfeld Del Boca Vista Phone Case

by OniSide

$17 $23

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You're Killing Me Smalls Sandlot Baby & Kids T-Shirt

Description: You're Killing Me Smalls Sandlot Baseball Tee by RetroReview. If you loved The Sandlot movie as a kid then this tshirt is for you!

Tags: retro, baseball, film, youre killing me smalls, the sandlot quote

You're Killing Me Smalls Sandlot Baby & Kids T-Shirt

by RetroReview

$13 $19

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Alright Alright Alright Kids Hoodie

Description: As my main man Wooderson would say, Hey man, you got a groovy shirt? It'd be a lot cooler if you did. You just gotta keep livin’, man, L-I-V-I-N.

Tags: retro vintage aesthetic, distressed, 70s, retro, movie

Alright Alright Alright Kids Hoodie

by Pufahl

$28 $36

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World's greatest planet on earth Socks
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Description: World's greatest planet on earth

Tags: quote, humour, vintage, jokes, humor

World's greatest planet on earth Socks

by Moustache Robot Inc

$14 $20

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Alright Alright Alright Kids Hoodie

Description: Dazed and Confused is a 1993 American coming-of-age comedy film written and directed by Richard Linklater. The film features a large ensemble cast of actors who would later become stars

Tags: 70s, 80s movies, 90s, 90s movies, alright

Alright Alright Alright Kids Hoodie

by OniSide

$28 $36

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No Vegetables Phone Case
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Description: Hell no!

Tags: flanders, flanders son, funny, funny quote, ned flanders

No Vegetables Phone Case

by Old School Designs

$17 $23

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Old Days Vintage Mixtape - Retro Lettering Quote Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: This cool, funny, and awesome t-shirt is perfect for those who love classic vintage retro designs, cool quotes, are tired, and miss the past. Featuring music cassette tape with the quote "Good Old Days", in colorful vintage lettering full of shapes.

Tags: 80s, 90s, fun, funny, grunge

Old Days Vintage Mixtape - Retro Lettering Quote Crewneck Sweatshirt

by studiomootant

$27 $35

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Tina You Fat Lard Magnet

Description: Llama silhouette inspired by Napoleon Dynamite quote.

Tags: storebuild, typography, lard, quote, tina

Tina You Fat Lard Magnet

by OutlineArt

$3.75 $4.75

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I'd agree with you, but then we would both be wrong Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Two wrongs do not make a right.

Tags: newest, awesome, best, cool, humor

I'd agree with you, but then we would both be wrong Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

by MaxwellInTheAbstract

$16 $24

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Electricity Will Kill You Kids Sticker
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Description: Electricity Will Kill You Kids

Tags: 70s, 80s, 90s, electric, electrician quote

Electricity Will Kill You Kids Sticker

by mistergongs

$3.15 $3.50

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Vintage Joe Dirt Socks
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Description: Trailer Trash - Wig Wearin' - Acid Wash - Jean Lovin' - Rock Concert - T-Shirt Sportin' - Hero

Tags: 00s, 2000s, david spade, joe dirt quote, lifes a garden dig it

Vintage Joe Dirt Socks

by phantom

$14 $20

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Text FUCK YOU I won't do what you tell me Mug

Description: Text for t-shirt FUCK YOU I won't do what you tell me

Tags: anti authority, bold typography, fuck you quote, funny, humor

Text FUCK YOU I won't do what you tell me Mug

by BijeliRajko

$13 $18

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Shaking my head sarcastic Pillow
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Description: Shaking my head sarcastic

Tags: saying, state, sarcasm, humor, vintage

Shaking my head sarcastic Pillow

by RedYolk

$23 $28

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Humorous vintage, I'm not always a train wreck, Funny retro woman Socks
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Description: Humorous vintage, I'm not always a train wreck, Funny retro woman

Tags: funny quote, funny sayings, retro, retro girl, retro humor

Humorous vintage, I'm not always a train wreck, Funny retro woman Socks

by Aesthetic Alley

$14 $20

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Moist Tote
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Description: Moist Retro Vintage Because Everyone Hates The Word Moist

Tags: funny, funny quote, funny saying, humor, i hate the word moist

Moist Tote

by Visual Vibes

$13 $20

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"You Wanna piece of Me?" - Frank Costanza, Seinfeld T-Shirt
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Description: Frank Costanza confronts Elaine, asking "You Wanna Piece of Me?"

Tags: castanza, costanza, elaine, frank costanza, george

"You Wanna piece of Me?" - Frank Costanza, Seinfeld T-Shirt

by Osprey Tees LLC

$16 $24

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Dave Chappelle Quotes Vintage Tote
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Description: Dave Chappelle Quotes Vintage // Gothbless designs in vintage pencil drawing combine with distressed texture style, hope you like it

Tags: dave chappelle dave chappelle, dave chappelle funny, quote, stand up comedian, vintage retro

Dave Chappelle Quotes Vintage Tote

by GothBless

$13 $20

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Gen X - Not Old, Seasoned Tapestry
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Description: Gen X - Not Old, Seasoned. Cool design for gen xers.

Tags: 1980s, 80s, 90s, funny, funny gen x

Gen X - Not Old, Seasoned Tapestry

by Samuel Chávez

$23 $30

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Meh Good Enough Mediocrates Sarcastic Joke Hat
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Description: Meh Good Enough Mediocrates

Tags: sarcasm, vintage, state, birthday, gift

Meh Good Enough Mediocrates Sarcastic Joke Hat

by RedYolk

$12 $19

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Your Little Ray of Sarcastic Sunshine Has Arrived Hoodie
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Description: Your Little Ray of Sarcastic Sunshine Has Arrived

Tags: funny quote, funny sarcasm, funny sayings, funny slogan, humor

Your Little Ray of Sarcastic Sunshine Has Arrived Hoodie

by Glowinupshop

$32 $42

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Alice In Wonderland Quote - Imagination Pillow

Description: Alice In Wonderland Quote - Imagination

Tags: alice, alice in wonderland, animal, butterflies, butterfly

Alice In Wonderland Quote - Imagination Pillow

by Gypsy Queen

$23 $28

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You're Killing Me Smalls Sandlot Baseball Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: You're Killing Me Smalls Sandlot Baseball.

Tags: film, vintage, baseball player, retro, sports

You're Killing Me Smalls Sandlot Baseball Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

by scribblejuice

$16 $24

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I will put you in a trunk! Vintage Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: I Will Put You In A Trunk And Help People Look For You Stop Playing With Me.

Tags: funny adult humor, funny offensive, funny sarcastic, help people, help people look

I will put you in a trunk! Vintage Crewneck Sweatshirt

by Duhkan Painting

$27 $35

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Goonies never say die - hey you guys Baseball T-Shirt

Description: Goonies never say die - hey you guys

Tags: 80s, chunk, goonies never die, goonies quote, movie

Goonies never say die - hey you guys Baseball T-Shirt

by EnglishGent

$19 $26

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Electricity Will Kill You! Tote

Description: This tee will give you a jolt of humor, and a healthy reminder to keep your fingers out of those electrical sockets!

Tags: electrical, electrician quote, electricity, funny electrician, kilowatt

Electricity Will Kill You! Tote

by Kachow

$13 $20

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The Little Jerry Seinfeld V.2 Tapestry
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Description: “The Little Jerry” was the 145th episode of Seinfeld, which aired during the eighth season. It originally aired on January 9, 1997, and was written by Jennifer Crittenden and directed by Andy Ackerman.

Tags: little jerry, george costanza, costanza, jerry seinfeld, kramer

The Little Jerry Seinfeld V.2 Tapestry

by OniSide

$23 $30

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Say When V.2 Tapestry
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Description: legendary tombstone quote

Tags: cowboy, 90s movies, western, say when tombstone, tombstone quote

Say When V.2 Tapestry

by OniSide

$23 $30

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Here Comes The Sun Socks
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Description: Summer vibes and sunny ways are here to stay with this perpetually cheery print. A modern colour pallet brings this illustration into the present while maintaining the retro feel of long past days of summer love and flower power. Stay wild sun child!

Tags: aesthetic, daisies, text, quote, typography

Here Comes The Sun Socks

by LauraGraves

$14 $20

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Vintage Raccoon bonfire Shirt, Retro T-Shirt, Retro 90s Linocut TShirt,  Funny Gag Gift Tee, Trash Creatures Meme Baseball T-Shirt

Description: Vintage Raccoon bonfire Shirt, Retro T-Shirt, Retro 90s Linocut TShirt, Funny Gag Gift Tee, Trash Creatures Meme

Tags: animal meme, best friend, funny meme, funny quote, funny raccoon
Oh Look Nobody Cares Funny Sarcasm Lover Sarcastic Lady Tapestry

Description: Oh Look Nobody Cares Funny Sarcasm Lover Sarcastic Lady

Tags: baddie, binoculars, cartoon, funny, hilarious jokes

Oh Look Nobody Cares Funny Sarcasm Lover Sarcastic Lady Tapestry

by Visual Vibes

$23 $30

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