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George Carlin Quote Mug

Description: George Carlin Quote. "Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups". A classic quote from the legendary George Carlin.

Tags: humor, carlin, george carlin quotes, typography, retro vintage aesthetic

George Carlin Quote Mug

by n23tees

$13 $18

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From the 1900s Shorts
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Description: Slow Down

Tags: 1900s, funny gift, funny quote, funny sayings, funny slogan

From the 1900s Shorts

by kg07_shirts

$21 $27

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The Little Jerry Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: “The Little Jerry” was the 145th episode of Seinfeld, which aired during the eighth season. It originally aired on January 9, 1997, and was written by Jennifer Crittenden and directed by Andy Ackerman.

Tags: costanza, george costanza, jerry seinfeld, kramer, little jerry

The Little Jerry Long Sleeve T-Shirt

by OniSide

$17 $24

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Andretti Quote Phone Case

Description: Mario Gabriele Andretti (born February 28, 1940[1]) is an Italian-born American former racing driver and one of the most successful Americans in the history of the sport.[2] He is one of only two drivers to have won races in Formula One, IndyCar, World Sportscar Championship, and NASCAR (the other being Dan Gurney).

Tags: andretti, indy 500, indy car, mario andretti, motor sports quote

Andretti Quote Phone Case

by RacingRoots

$17 $23

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You're Killing It Tapestry
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Description: Congratulations to Igor the Executioner. Employee of the month!

Tags: steven rhodes, vintage, executioner, medieval, fantasy

You're Killing It Tapestry

by Steven Rhodes

$23 $30

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Funny Running Baseball T-Shirt

Description: World's OKAYEST Runner

Tags: funny running quote, funny running quotes, funny running women, funny saying quotes, runner

Funny Running Baseball T-Shirt

by Printnation

$19 $26

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Seinfeld Del Boca Vista T-Shirt
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Description: Del Boca Vista is a retirement condiminum complex where Jerry's parents Morty and Helen reside. It even has its own newspaper business called the Boca Breeze.

Tags: costanza, del boca vista, delbocavista, elaine benes, festivus

Seinfeld Del Boca Vista T-Shirt

by OniSide

$16 $24

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You're Killing Me Smalls Sandlot Sticker
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Description: You're Killing Me Smalls Sandlot Baseball Tee by RetroReview. If you loved The Sandlot movie as a kid then this tshirt is for you!

Tags: retro, baseball, film, youre killing me smalls, the sandlot quote

You're Killing Me Smalls Sandlot Sticker

by RetroReview

$3.15 $3.50

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Alright Alright Alright Baby & Kids T-Shirt

Description: As my main man Wooderson would say, Hey man, you got a groovy shirt? It'd be a lot cooler if you did. You just gotta keep livin’, man, L-I-V-I-N.

Tags: retro vintage aesthetic, distressed, 70s, retro, movie

Alright Alright Alright Baby & Kids T-Shirt

by Pufahl

$13 $19

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World's greatest planet on earth Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: World's greatest planet on earth

Tags: quote, humour, vintage, jokes, humor

World's greatest planet on earth Crewneck Sweatshirt

by Moustache Robot Inc

$27 $35

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Alright Alright Alright Phone Case

Description: Dazed and Confused is a 1993 American coming-of-age comedy film written and directed by Richard Linklater. The film features a large ensemble cast of actors who would later become stars

Tags: 70s, 80s movies, 90s, 90s movies, alright

Alright Alright Alright Phone Case

by OniSide

$17 $23

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No Vegetables Socks
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Description: Hell no!

Tags: flanders, flanders son, funny, funny quote, ned flanders

No Vegetables Socks

by Old School Designs

$14 $20

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Old Days Vintage Mixtape - Retro Lettering Quote Kids Hoodie

Description: This cool, funny, and awesome t-shirt is perfect for those who love classic vintage retro designs, cool quotes, are tired, and miss the past. Featuring music cassette tape with the quote "Good Old Days", in colorful vintage lettering full of shapes.

Tags: 80s, 90s, fun, funny, grunge

Old Days Vintage Mixtape - Retro Lettering Quote Kids Hoodie

by studiomootant

$28 $36

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Tina You Fat Lard Tote
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Description: Llama silhouette inspired by Napoleon Dynamite quote.

Tags: storebuild, typography, lard, quote, tina

Tina You Fat Lard Tote

by OutlineArt

$13 $20

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I'd agree with you, but then we would both be wrong Bag
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Description: Two wrongs do not make a right.

Tags: newest, awesome, best, cool, humor

I'd agree with you, but then we would both be wrong Bag

by MaxwellInTheAbstract

$19 $24

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Electricity Will Kill You Kids Tank Top
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Description: Electricity Will Kill You Kids

Tags: 70s, 80s, 90s, electric, electrician quote

Electricity Will Kill You Kids Tank Top

by mistergongs

$16 $21

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Text FUCK YOU I won't do what you tell me Baseball T-Shirt

Description: Text for t-shirt FUCK YOU I won't do what you tell me

Tags: anti authority, bold typography, fuck you quote, funny, humor

Text FUCK YOU I won't do what you tell me Baseball T-Shirt

by BijeliRajko

$19 $26

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Shaking my head sarcastic Pin
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Description: Shaking my head sarcastic

Tags: saying, state, sarcasm, humor, vintage

Shaking my head sarcastic Pin

by RedYolk

$2.75 $3.25

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Humorous vintage, I'm not always a train wreck, Funny retro woman Sticker
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Description: Humorous vintage, I'm not always a train wreck, Funny retro woman

Tags: funny quote, funny sayings, retro, retro girl, retro humor

Humorous vintage, I'm not always a train wreck, Funny retro woman Sticker

by Aesthetic Alley

$3.15 $3.50

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Moist Bag
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Description: Moist Retro Vintage Because Everyone Hates The Word Moist

Tags: funny, funny quote, funny saying, humor, i hate the word moist

Moist Bag

by Visual Vibes

$19 $24

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"You Wanna piece of Me?" - Frank Costanza, Seinfeld Mug
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Description: Frank Costanza confronts Elaine, asking "You Wanna Piece of Me?"

Tags: castanza, costanza, elaine, frank costanza, george

"You Wanna piece of Me?" - Frank Costanza, Seinfeld Mug

by Osprey Tees LLC

$13 $18

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Dave Chappelle Quotes Vintage Pillow
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Description: Dave Chappelle Quotes Vintage // Gothbless designs in vintage pencil drawing combine with distressed texture style, hope you like it

Tags: dave chappelle dave chappelle, dave chappelle funny, quote, stand up comedian, vintage retro

Dave Chappelle Quotes Vintage Pillow

by GothBless

$23 $28

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Gen X - Not Old, Seasoned Kids Hoodie

Description: Gen X - Not Old, Seasoned. Cool design for gen xers.

Tags: 1980s, 80s, 90s, funny, funny gen x

Gen X - Not Old, Seasoned Kids Hoodie

by Samuel Chávez

$28 $36

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Meh Good Enough Mediocrates Sarcastic Joke Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Meh Good Enough Mediocrates

Tags: sarcasm, vintage, state, birthday, gift

Meh Good Enough Mediocrates Sarcastic Joke Crewneck Sweatshirt

by RedYolk

$27 $35

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Your Little Ray of Sarcastic Sunshine Has Arrived Pillow
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Description: Your Little Ray of Sarcastic Sunshine Has Arrived

Tags: funny quote, funny sarcasm, funny sayings, funny slogan, humor

Your Little Ray of Sarcastic Sunshine Has Arrived Pillow

by Glowinupshop

$23 $28

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Alice In Wonderland Quote - Imagination Socks

Description: Alice In Wonderland Quote - Imagination

Tags: alice, alice in wonderland, animal, butterflies, butterfly

Alice In Wonderland Quote - Imagination Socks

by Gypsy Queen

$14 $20

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You're Killing Me Smalls Sandlot Baseball Baby & Kids T-Shirt

Description: You're Killing Me Smalls Sandlot Baseball.

Tags: film, vintage, baseball player, retro, sports

You're Killing Me Smalls Sandlot Baseball Baby & Kids T-Shirt

by scribblejuice

$13 $19

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I will put you in a trunk! Vintage Bag
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Description: I Will Put You In A Trunk And Help People Look For You Stop Playing With Me.

Tags: funny adult humor, funny offensive, funny sarcastic, help people, help people look

I will put you in a trunk! Vintage Bag

by Duhkan Painting

$19 $24

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Goonies never say die - hey you guys Bag
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Description: Goonies never say die - hey you guys

Tags: 80s, chunk, goonies never die, goonies quote, movie

Goonies never say die - hey you guys Bag

by EnglishGent

$19 $24

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Vintage Joe Dirt Socks
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Description: Trailer Trash - Wig Wearin' - Acid Wash - Jean Lovin' - Rock Concert - T-Shirt Sportin' - Hero

Tags: 00s, 2000s, david spade, joe dirt quote, lifes a garden dig it

Vintage Joe Dirt Socks

by phantom

$14 $20

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Electricity Will Kill You! Baseball T-Shirt

Description: This tee will give you a jolt of humor, and a healthy reminder to keep your fingers out of those electrical sockets!

Tags: electrical, electrician quote, electricity, funny electrician, kilowatt

Electricity Will Kill You! Baseball T-Shirt

by Kachow

$19 $26

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The Little Jerry Seinfeld V.2 Sticker
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Description: “The Little Jerry” was the 145th episode of Seinfeld, which aired during the eighth season. It originally aired on January 9, 1997, and was written by Jennifer Crittenden and directed by Andy Ackerman.

Tags: little jerry, george costanza, costanza, jerry seinfeld, kramer

The Little Jerry Seinfeld V.2 Sticker

by OniSide

$3.15 $3.50

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Say When V.2 Baby & Kids T-Shirt

Description: legendary tombstone quote

Tags: cowboy, 90s movies, western, say when tombstone, tombstone quote

Say When V.2 Baby & Kids T-Shirt

by OniSide

$13 $19

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Here Comes The Sun Sticker
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Description: Summer vibes and sunny ways are here to stay with this perpetually cheery print. A modern colour pallet brings this illustration into the present while maintaining the retro feel of long past days of summer love and flower power. Stay wild sun child!

Tags: aesthetic, daisies, text, quote, typography

Here Comes The Sun Sticker

by LauraGraves

$3.15 $3.50

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Vintage Raccoon bonfire Shirt, Retro T-Shirt, Retro 90s Linocut TShirt,  Funny Gag Gift Tee, Trash Creatures Meme Hat
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Description: Vintage Raccoon bonfire Shirt, Retro T-Shirt, Retro 90s Linocut TShirt, Funny Gag Gift Tee, Trash Creatures Meme

Tags: animal meme, best friend, funny meme, funny quote, funny raccoon
Oh Look Nobody Cares Funny Sarcasm Lover Sarcastic Lady Tank Top

Description: Oh Look Nobody Cares Funny Sarcasm Lover Sarcastic Lady

Tags: baddie, binoculars, cartoon, funny, hilarious jokes

Oh Look Nobody Cares Funny Sarcasm Lover Sarcastic Lady Tank Top

by Visual Vibes

$16 $21

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