Wacky Packages Merch

Breakfast of Chumps (1967)

Celebrate with mascot Jessica this marvelous new breakfast cereal!

Open that wax pack

Celebrate the world's first combination antacid and shoplifting deterrent!

Celebrate this fabulous thankfully nonexistent product

Celebrate this delicious product just for cats!

The ultimate way to celebrate America’s favorite ouchy drawers!

Let's join Shayne in celebrating the nation's most disgusting pizza chain!

This is the most logical way to celebrate this fabulous new service! Please enjoy this fabulous design on any of a number l of the fabulous products offered here on my page!

Celebrate the world’s “coolest” gum by wearing it,drinking out of it,or just plain sporting it!

Let's just take time out to celebrate the fabulous new office store in town! It might get you into a sticky situation though.

No better way to celebrate the rudest cereal around than by purchasing a product with this fabulous new design!

What better way to let folks know about this fabulous cheesy company than to emblazon this design on a marvelous Teepublic product!

This is the best way to celebrate the worlds first butt butt mini golf course! Select from any number of fabulous products sold right here!

Let everyone know you have a winning sense of style and humor!

Wear this on a shirt or thermos and show people that you support your favorite low energy drink!

Celebrate the nation's most popular vegetable free vegetable juice!

Celebrate the world's most annoying mints by wearing this design on some fabulous products today!

This is the lampoon of a local company where I live their name was begging for it :-) the guy is my friend Mike who suggested I do the piece

This is a fabulous reminder of what product will clog your drain the quickest! Tell your friends by ordering a product of your choice with this fabulous design :-)

Let’s face it! It’s certainly time for America to celebrate this fabulous new cereal and alligator centric treat! Why not start with you! Be the first on your block to get merchandise with this fabulous image :-)

Celebrate the special new snack made up of mustache debris by emblazoning it on a number of products for your daily use!

With this merchandise is your opportunity to celebrate and show others that you enjoy the worlds finest hairstyle annihilator “tidal wave”!

Celebrate the only sporting goods made out of sentient pickles!

This merchandise is the only way to celebrate the world’s only single wig brewing system made in America!

A delicious treat for humans a deadly last meal for bugs

This is the most sure way to educate other people and yourself about the fabulous new chewing gum and Auto Body medium that is sweeping the nation! Let's get on it!

The finest way to celebrate the world's first video game system made out of meat!

Help support the brand new field of earlobe Insurance in your local community and earlobe law!

This is it the only and best way to celebrate the newest German engineered fuel efficient subcompact car with beautiful and luxurious human hair! Get it on the ground floor folks!

PLEASE celebrate the world's first and best combination correction fluid and nose sunscreen now! Don't be caught out of the house not sporting this fabulous design.

You make vroom vroom buy buy

This is your big chance to celebrate the new fabulous baked good on the street that is sure to run away from you if you’re not fast enough! dessert has never been this fun before!

What do you do in life hands you faulty equipment and a questionable workspace? Then start a business selling sub-par baked goods!

Yummm let’s please celebrate America’s number one snacking tile!

Please celebrate this fabulous new food product with me!