We Are Cooked Merch
Description: The earth is in the pan. The earth has coffee. Everything is fine. Retro 50s optimism, modern apocalypse. The mascot is smiling because the mascot has accepted the situation. The coffee helps. Nothing else does. The sizzle is complimentary.
We Are Cooked — Retro 50s Earth Mascot Dark Humor Climate Magnet
by Wrong Century
$3.75 $4.75
Description: Everything is fine. Except it isn't. This 'We Are Cooked' design is the official uniform for the end of the line. Heavy ink splatter. Corrupted typography. A cold, monochromatic glitch aesthetic that has stopped pretending. For the ones who stopped looking for the light at the end of the tunnel because the tunnel collapsed. The signal has been fading for a while now. You just finally noticed. Dreamy aesthetics for nightmare realities.
We Are Cooked Dark Emo Grunge Glitch Aesthetic Pillow
by Wrong Century
$23 $28
