Weird Paul Merch

Description: The secret word is...

Description: Embrace your inner "weird little guy" with this quirky crab design. Inspired by Issa's iconic crab imitation in Season 2 of FX's Adults, it's the perfect shirt for when the human world is just too much and you'd rather be a crustacean.

Description: Strange happenings by the schoolyard.

Description: Oliver Hart By the Throat

Description: Oliver Hart By the Throat

Description: PAUL HOEN HAS DIRECTED SO MANY DCOMs! Wear this shirt with pride.

Description: Hey. What'cha doing?

Description: Nothing Is Real // Nihilist Rainbow Cats Design