Went Merch
Description: This humorous quote captures the essence of everyday forgetfulness and distraction. Perfect for those who identify with a busy mind and a need for a restroom break. Featuring the saying: I Came, I Saw I Forgot What I Was Doing. Went Back, Got Distracted & I Have No Idea What's Going On. I Have To Pee.
Description: A funny relatable quote for easily distracted and forgetful people. Perfect humor for anyone who struggles with everyday distractions and forgetting tasks. Features the full saying: I Came I Saw I Forgot What I Was Doing Went Back Got Distracted And I Have No Idea Whats Going On I Have To Pee.
Description: A supermarket trip can be extremely boring when you walk through the aisles without buying anything cheap or expensive. You look at the shelves, read labels, compare prices, and keep moving. There may be plenty to see, but somehow nothing feels worth putting in the basket. So you continue wandering until the whole trip starts to feel like a slow tour with no real destination. The very funny part is reaching the end and realizing that you spent the time looking at food, thinking about food, and doing absolutely nothing about it. No exciting discovery, no dramatic purchase, not even a small snack for later. Just a long walk through rows of perfectly normal items. At least the trip was consistent from beginning to end. Nothing unusual there.
Description: A funny design for forgetful people and easily distracted individuals. Perfect for anyone who often gets sidetracked and loses their train of thought. Features the complete saying: I Came I Saw I Forgot What I Was Doing Went Back Got Distracted & I Have No Idea What's Going On I Have To Pee. Great for busy parents, multitasking adults, and those with a humorous take on their memory.
Description: I Came, I Saw, I Forgot What I Was Doing, Went Back, Got Distracted & Have No Idea What’s Going On... I Have To Pee! The ultimate brutally honest quote design for anyone living with ultimate brain fog, ADHD energy, and severe short-term memory loss. Perfect gift for forgetful friends, multitaskers, distractible souls, and anyone whose daily routine is a chaotic adventure.
Description: This design has a picture of a disapproving Revolutionary War Patriot and says "You threw away 250 years of American Democracy because eggs went up 80 cents?" A reference to those who voted for Trump as a response to post-COVID inflation. This anti-Trump design is great for those who wish to express their disappointment over the results of the 2024 US presidential election.
Description: IM=™ CLOTHING LINE "Identity Politics" series #32 x "JN4L (Jackin' Negus For Lyrics)" series #70 collaboration featuring Daryl Hall and John Oates (Hall and Oats)-ICantGoForThat (No Can Do)-lyrics (Epstein Files Collection #10) https://www.facebook.com/flammbayclothing/posts/pfbid02chUTpX1c33avjpZzjvvXqFPNRRC4RRmDN4rAJxrNd5JwKrUPUoshPCfNqYHNHh9il
Description: Centered on metal art, this bold retro tee speaks straight to hardcore speed metal diehards and longtime collectors. Soft, breathable and built to stay sharp through years of heavy rotation. Calling all speed metal fans — this vintage distressed graphic tee roars with the gut-punching power of overdriven amps and relentless full-throttle riffs. Rendered in a bold screen-print illustration style that real collectors love, it's a must-have for headbangers, biker-rock diehards, festival-goers and vinyl collectors alike. The perfect heavy metal gift for birthdays, holidays or record store days — wear it to concerts, festivals or just to make some noise.
Description: Motorhead retro shirt — "16 years old when I went to the war, to fight for a land fit for heroes". vintage screen-print design for Motorhead fans, retro lovers and collectors. The perfect Motorhead gift for concerts, birthdays, holidays and record store days — soft high-quality fabric built to last wash after wash. Since 1991.
Description: Skip the ordinary souvenir and bring home a story instead. This humorous Washington, D.C reflecting pool.-inspired design pokes fun at one of the city's most talked-about tourist disappointments with a vintage novelty gift-shop style that feels like something you'd find in a roadside souvenir stand.
Description: Treating the local grocery store like a contemporary art museum is a way to spend an afternoon. Walking through aisles of cereal boxes, inspecting imported cheeses, and reading cleaning product labels without any intention of purchasing a basic item confuses standard consumer behavior. You stroll past produce bins and frozen desserts with hands behind your back, admiring packaging design and observing fellow shoppers rushing in panic. The humor stems from the sheer pointlessness of the excursion, subverting the practical goal of shopping in favor of aimless visual appreciation. It changes a routine errand into a delightfully absurd, leisurely sightseeing exhibition, proving that quiet observation can be vastly more fun than spending money.
Description: Patriotic American statement for older citizens and veterans. Express your true American spirit with I May Be Old But I Got To See America Before It Went To Shit.
I May Be Old But I Got To See America Before It Went To Shit Patriotic American Veteran Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by lametafisicadeitubi
$24
Description: Richard shirt Pryor pride — "I went to Zimbabwe, I know how white people feel in America now, relaxed". vintage screen-print comedy design for Richard fans and Pryor legends — comedy, comedy legend, comedy gift, iconic quote, legend, iconic. Perfect Richard graphic tee Pryor gift for birthdays, fan gifts and everyday inspiration. Soft, high-quality Pryor admirers fabric — Richard spirit built to last wash after wash. Since 1979.
I went to Zimbabwe, I know how white people feel in America now, relaxed Comedy Since 1979 Magnet
by Magicphotos_Edit
$4.75
Description: Honor the heroes of biblical faith with this vintage Hall of Faith inspired design featuring the powerful message "All My Role Models Went To Prison." Inspired by Scripture and Romans 8:28, it celebrates believers who stood firm for God, Jesus, the gospel, and Christian faith. Perfect for pastors, Bible study groups, church leaders, missionaries, and anyone who boldly lives their faith.
My Boss Told Me to Have a Good Day, So I Went Home - Funny Worker Humor Sticker
by The Marethana
$3.50