What Then Merch
Description: Isaac Newton quote: “I do not know what I may appear to the world, but to myself I seem to have been only like a boy playing on the seashore, and diverting myself in now and then finding a smoother pebble or a prettier shell than ordinary, whilst the great ocean of truth lay all undiscovered before me.”
Description: Guy de Maupassant portrait and quote: We breathe, sleep, drink, eat, work and then die! The end of life is death. What do you long for? Love? A few kisses and you will be powerless. Money? What for? To gratify your desires. Glory? What coems after it all? Death! Death alone is certain.
Description: A stark black background with white, pixelated text arranged in multiple lines. The text reads: 'AND THEN I WAS LIKE', 'LET'S COMMENT OUT THIS LINE', 'AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS', 'IT DIDN'T WORK', 'AND NOW IT'S BROKEN EVEN MORE', and 'THAN BEFORE'. The font style resembles early computer or video game text.
Description: T. E. Lawrence quote: You wonder what I am doing? Well, so do I, in truth. Days seem to dawn, suns to shine, evenings to follow, and then I sleep. What I have done, what I am doing, what I am going to do, puzzle and bewilder me. Have you ever been a leaf and fallen from your tree in autumn and been really puzzled about it? That's the feeling.
Description: A funny reminder that reinvention is always possible… unless you’re trying to turn back the clock. This retro-style design features a confident older woman with a glass of wine and the phrase “It’s Never Too Late to Be What You Want to Be… Unless You Want to Be Younger. Then You’re Screwed.” Perfect for women over 40, wine lovers, sarcastic humor fans, birthdays, retirement gifts, and anyone aging with attitude.
It's never too late to be what you want to be. Unless you want to be younger, Then your screwed. Tote
by MAGNOLIA MOON STUDIO™
$20
Description: Getting older doesn’t mean losing your sense of humor. This relaxed retro design features a stylish older man with a glass of wine and the phrase “It’s Never Too Late to Be What You Want to Be… Unless You Want to Be Younger. Then You’re Screwed.” Great for dads, grandpas, husbands, retirement humor, milestone birthdays, wine lovers, and men who know aging beats the alternative.
It's never too late to be what you want to be. Unless you want to be younger, Then your screwed. Baseball T-Shirt
by MAGNOLIA MOON STUDIO™
$26
Description: Mori Claycap is a calm gray cat sitting cross-legged in meditation robes of orange and tan. With eyes gently closed, it seems lost in transcendent thought. "The truth was revealed to me by the microplastics in my brain." Mori says. radiating absurd enlightenment, a sage of serene nonsense and cosmic humor.
Description: A sleek black cat with glistening fur stands poised, a vibrant red scarf wrapped snugly around his neck. Two tiny white fangs peek charmingly from his mouth, adding to his mischievous allure. Meet Corwin Ashthorne, a little adventurer whose mysterious gaze hints at a world of untold secrets.
Description: Bob shirt Seger pride — "I wish I didn't know now what I didn't know then". vintage screen-print heartland rock design for Bob fans and Seger collectors — heartland rock, 70s rock, classic rock, detroit rock, nightmoves, againstthewind. Perfect Bob graphic tee Seger gift for concerts, birthdays, holidays and record store days. Soft, high-quality Seger lovers fabric — Bob spirit built to last wash after wash. Since 1980.
I wish I didn't know now what I didn't know then Heartland Rock Since 1980 Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by Tempuyangan Gempita
$24
Description: Bob shirt Seger pride — "I wish I didn't know now what I didn't know then". vintage screen-print heartland rock design for Bob fans and Seger collectors — heartland rock, 70s rock, classic rock, detroit rock, nightmoves, againstthewind. Perfect Bob graphic tee Seger gift for concerts, birthdays, holidays and record store days. Soft, high-quality Seger lovers fabric — Bob spirit built to last wash after wash. Since 1980.
I wish I didn't know now what I didn't know then Heartland Rock Since 1980 Socks
by Tempuyangan Gempita
$20
Description: Rin Tattercap is a small cream-and-brown tabby with a defiant glare and a mischievous spark in her eyes. She wears a dark knit hat decorated with a goofy face and a pink pompom. "Mama didn’t raise no quitter." Rin says with a sly grin. "She raised a menace." Rin radiates chaotic confidence, the spirit of stubborn charm and playful rebellion.
Get Your Own Then Tell It What To Do Pro Choice Punk Graphic Posters and Art
by Nobody Particular
$14
Description: A small black cat beams with a contented smile, its tiny fangs peeking through while rosy cheeks glow. Perched on its head is a fluffy yellow hat, crowned with a pom-pom, the hat itself bearing a cheerful face of its own. Together, they radiate warmth and charm. The cat is named Corbin Cobblepuff, too cool for you.
Description: A cheerful brown cat named Merriweather Tumbleleaf is sprinting with delight. She wears a vibrant green dress that sways as she runs, holding a sparkling wand. As she darts along, she exclaims, "And yet, I remain silly!" Her playful spirit shines through, making her an enchanting and whimsical sight.
Description: Meet Verdi Lucktail, a charming green, white, and brown catblob. Verdi sports a tiny pair of glasses, giving them an intellectual air. With a laid-back demeanor, they believe it's better to be lucky than good, effortlessly navigating life with a smile. Verdi's presence brings a sense of calm and fortune to all who meet them.
Description: A round cream-and-orange cat stands with wide eyes, wearing a bright red knit hat topped with a fluffy pom. Its stubby limbs and striped tail give it a steadfast charm, as though it’s braving some great adventure with quiet resolve. This is Branwell Hearthloom, doing it for the plot.
Description: Erilan Vorrow sits with wide amber eyes glowing beneath bright orange headphones, tilting their head as swirling questions hover above. Their dark coat fades into a soft, pale ruff, tail curled in thoughtful confusion. "wait what?" they say, their quiet bewilderment capturing a moment where curiosity overtakes certainty.
Description: A round, gentle feline sits upright with closed, happy eyes and rosy cheeks, wearing a soft cap topped by a golden puff. The tail curls calmly at the side. "Sometimes I think…" they pause, thinking hard. "And then I forget." The mood is cozy, dreamy, and delightfully absent-minded. This is Lumo Fennbit.
Description: Erilan Vorrow sits with wide amber eyes glowing beneath bright orange headphones, tilting their head as swirling questions hover above. Their dark coat fades into a soft, pale ruff, tail curled in thoughtful confusion. "wait what?" they say, their quiet bewilderment capturing a moment where curiosity overtakes certainty.
Description: A round, gentle feline sits upright with closed, happy eyes and rosy cheeks, wearing a soft cap topped by a golden puff. The tail curls calmly at the side. "Sometimes I think…" they pause, thinking hard. "And then I forget." The mood is cozy, dreamy, and delightfully absent-minded. This is Lumo Fennbit.
Description: Meet Snowball McKitty, an adorable white cat with a tiny cowboy hat perched on her head. Her eyes twinkle as she greets everyone with a cheerful "MEOWDY!!" Snowball's adventurous spirit and playful charm make her the cutest little cowgirl in town, always ready for fun and mischief.
Description: Meet Snowball McKitty, an adorable white cat with a tiny cowboy hat perched on her head. Her eyes twinkle as she greets everyone with a cheerful "MEOWDY!!" Snowball's adventurous spirit and playful charm make her the cutest little cowgirl in town, always ready for fun and mischief.
