While You Were Out Merch
Description: A pink rectangular slip with bold black text at the top reading 'While You Were Out'. Below are fields labeled 'To:', 'Date:', 'Time:', and 'Message:' with blank lines for writing. At the bottom, there are two checkboxes: one checked next to 'Telephoned' and one unchecked next to 'Please Call'.
Description: Relive the 90s with this nostalgic VHS-inspired design, reminiscent of the video rental shop owned by Ven Palmer from the hit TV show Yellowjackets. The vibrant colors and eye-catching phrase "While You Were Streaming" capture the essence of the show's unique blend of mystery and nostalgia. Whether you're a diehard Yellowjackets fan or simply a lover of retro aesthetics, this design is sure to turn heads and spark conversations.
Description: A cartoon of an anthropomorphic frog dressed as a cowboy with a cigarette in its mouth. The frog wears a brown cowboy hat, red bandana, red checkered long sleeve, and blue dungarees. It has its arms crossed and is emitting a white gaseous cloud from its posterior. Above the frog are the words "WHILE YOU WERE READING" and below the frog are the words "THIS I FARTED".
Description: Not bipolar, just multipolar! This hilarious and sarcastic design features a crazy zebra with the witty quote: 'I'm not bipolar I'm multipolar that means I cry and laugh while I beat the shit out of you.' Perfect for anyone with a dark sense of humor, a bit of anger management style, or anyone who loves snarky, edgy jokes. Makes a great gift for friends who tell it like it is
