While You Were Sleeping Merch

Description: "And then you *leaned*" Remember, leaning is very different than hugging. This is one of the lessons While You Were Sleeping taught us.

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Description: Chicago Christmas Blue

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Description: This is a While You Were Reading This I Farted design.

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Description: While You Were Out Partying I Was Also Out Partying

Description: While You Were Reading This I Farted Funny Cowboy Frog Meme

Description: Relive the 90s with this nostalgic VHS-inspired design, reminiscent of the video rental shop owned by Ven Palmer from the hit TV show Yellowjackets. The vibrant colors and eye-catching phrase "While You Were Streaming" capture the essence of the show's unique blend of mystery and nostalgia. Whether you're a diehard Yellowjackets fan or simply a lover of retro aesthetics, this design is sure to turn heads and spark conversations.

Description: While You Were Sleeping Retro

Description: "While You Libs Were Smokin Weed I Was at Work Rolling Back Prices" t-shirt, a funny and trendy tee.

Description: Express yourself with While You Were Partying I Studied The Blade T-Shirt from Expressiony.com or give it as a gift to your loved ones.

Description: A cartoon of an anthropomorphic frog dressed as a cowboy with a cigarette in its mouth. The frog wears a brown cowboy hat, red bandana, red checkered long sleeve, and blue dungarees. It has its arms crossed and is emitting a white gaseous cloud from its posterior. Above the frog are the words "WHILE YOU WERE READING" and below the frog are the words "THIS I FARTED".

Description: While You Were Hibernating I Studied The Blade

Description: While you were reading this, I farted. A smirking retro 1950s pop-art woman on a rotary phone, in a distressed deep green panel with a FartMerch green grunge border, with the confession set in bold condensed type. A funny vintage comic fart gift for sarcastic friends, coworkers, moms and anyone who just got caught reading. Original FartMerch humor: gas-tastic gear for every rear.

Description: While You Were Sleeping, My Dot Shipped It - a little AI agent launches a v2.0 rocket into the night sky while its human sleeps. A retro comic-book AI agent design, perfect as a funny tech gift for developers, vibe coders and startup founders. Made for developers, software engineers, IT folks and everyone whose AI assistant works the night shift.

Description: While You Were Sleeping, My Dot Shipped It - a little AI agent launches a v2.0 rocket into the night sky while its human sleeps. A retro comic-book AI agent design, perfect as a funny tech gift for developers, vibe coders and startup founders. Made for developers, software engineers, IT folks and everyone whose AI assistant works the night shift.

Description: A circular emblem featuring a brown bear in a blue samurai robe holding a katana. The bear wears a headband and has a stern expression. Text at the bottom reads: 'WHILE YOU WERE HIBERNATING, I STUDIED THE BLADE'. A red circle is in the background.