White Lies Merch
Description: I'M A PEOPLE PERSON — a funny sarcastic white lie for introverts who would rather enjoy some quiet time than make small talk. Perfect for introverts, socially awkward people, homebodies, and anyone who secretly needs a break after a party. A relatable and humorous gift for introverts with a dry sense of humor
Description: I LOVE BIG PARTIES — a funny sarcastic white lie for introverts, homebodies, and anyone who secretly prefers a quiet night at home. Perfect for people who love their alone time, avoid crowded places, and would rather recharge in peace than mingle all night. A relatable and humorous gift for introverts with a dry sense of humor
White Lie Party I LOVE BIG PARTIES Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by Art by Lina shibumi
$17 $24
Description: I'm Not Fluent In White Comfort - White - Back After 250 years, nothing much has changed in AmeriKKKa because White comfort is paramount. Well, unfortunately for them, I'm not fluent in making White people comfortable. SubversiveWare, Subversive Ware, Trending Now, Best Seller, Top Selling I can personalize any product with mix and match and adjust dimensions. Please contact me for options.
Real Eyes Realize Real Lies Hardcore Metal white Artwork Magnet
by Tuhoi
$3.75 $4.75
Description: I'M EMOTIONALLY STABLE — a funny and sarcastic white lie for anyone who enjoys a little irony. This humorous party T-shirt is perfect for birthdays, parties, girls' nights, bachelorette parties, celebrations, and any occasion where pretending everything is perfectly under control is part of the fun. A witty and relatable design for people who love sarcasm, dark humor, funny quotes, ironic gifts, and self-deprecating humor. Wear it to the party and confidently tell everyone the truth… or at least a very entertaining white lie.
sarcastic and ironic I’M EMOTIONALLY STABLE for White Lie Party Tank Top
by Art by Lina shibumi
$16 $21
Description: Patriotic American design for Fourth Of July and summer celebrations. Features the text Red, White And Boo Here Lies My Tan Lines RIP Since 1776. Great for ghost humor and Independence Day fun.
Red, White And Boo Here Lies My Tan Lines RIP Since 1776 Patriotic Fourth Of July Summer Ghost Humor Pin
by AtlasCo
$2.75 $3.25
Yellow Threshold Indie Rock Band Posters and Art
by House of Flowers
$10 $14
Synth Pop Silhouette And New Wave Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by House of Flowers
$16 $24
Description: LIE - Patriotic - Back Side We all bought into the American exceptionalism, separation of powers, checks and balances, freedom and democracy, and we see it's all a LIE! SubversiveWare, Subversive Ware, Trending Now, Best Seller I can personalize any product with mix and match and adjust dimensions. Please contact me for options.
Description: Tired Of Being Lied To - Melting Truth Typography Art (Dark Version) Tired Of Being Lied To. A bold, dripping black-ink serif statement dripping with quiet fury — no portrait, no distraction, just the truth in stark black and white. This typography-first protest piece channels the same restless energy behind Divided America, Resistance 2026, Declaration 250, No Kings, and Free America — perfect for anyone done with spin and ready to say it plainly. Melting drip details give it a raw, hand-inked edge that stands out on tees, hoodies, and wall art alike. Wear your truth. Puff Sumo.
Tired Of Being Lied To - Melting Truth Typography Art (Dark Version) Pillow
by Puff Sumo
$23 $28
Description: Tired Of Being Lied To - Melting Truth Typography Art Tired Of Being Lied To. A bold, dripping black-ink serif statement dripping with quiet fury — no portrait, no distraction, just the truth in stark black and white. This typography-first protest piece channels the same restless energy behind Divided America, Resistance 2026, Declaration 250, No Kings, and Free America — perfect for anyone done with spin and ready to say it plainly. Melting drip details give it a raw, hand-inked edge that stands out on tees, hoodies, and wall art alike. Wear your truth. Puff Sumo.
Tired Of Being Lied To - Melting Truth Typography Art Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by Puff Sumo
$16 $24
Description: A humorous cartoon depiction of two characters with stern expressions. The character on the left has short, dark red hair, large round glasses, and is wearing a white collared shirt. The character on the right has short, blue hair, wears a fedora hat with a white band, and is dressed in a white shirt with a dark tie. The text "EVERYBODY LIES NO EXCEPTIONS" is prominently displayed in white, bold, sans-serif capital letters against a black background.
