Wired Merch

Description: An original charcoal drawing exploring the intersecting angles and unexpected patterns of overhead electrical lines. Expressive strokes, weathered textures, and dramatic contrasts turn ordinary utility infrastructure into an abstract industrial landscape. Part of Wired, a four-piece charcoal series celebrating the overlooked beauty of utility poles, electrical lines, and the infrastructure woven into our everyday landscapes.

Description: A working schematic of speech, drawn the way acoustic phonetics models it: lungs as the power supply, a voicing switch between the vocal folds and a noise source, and three formant filters tuned by the jaw, the tongue and the lips. Footnote 1 is for every speech-language pathologist who has spent a whole session on one sound: F3 drops lowest for /r/. Made for SLPs, SLPAs and grad students who like a diagram that is actually true. The version for dark garments is here: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/99346727-how-speech-is-wired-speech-therapist-slp-schematic

Description: A striking vintage woodcut-style illustration featuring a skeleton hand holding a steaming cup of coffee with swirling steam, surrounded by terracotta lightning bolts and retro burst stars. Framed with bold Western-style block typography reading "DEAD TIRED, STILL WIRED". Perfect for coffee lovers, caffeine addicts, night owls, students, tired workers, and fans of retro woodcut graphic appare

Description: A grey game controller stretching its pink coiled cord as far as it will go, inside a glowing cyan and magenta ring, with the words Controller Cord Too Short. A funny gift for gamers who remember sitting way too close to the screen.

Description: A bewildered cartoon junction box throws up its hands beneath “Who wired this junction box?” Perfect for electricians, contractors, and tradespeople who appreciate a little jobsite humor.

Description: Built Tall Wired For Trouble Funny Sarcastic Tall Goose

Description: Too cute to spook, too wired to sleep! A wild-eyed little bat in purple pumpkin pyjamas hugs an oversized takeaway coffee, surrounded by candy corn, stars and a golden crescent moon. Tiny fangs, messy fur and colourful dripping lettering give this Halloween design a playful caffeine-fuelled personality. Perfect for coffee lovers, night owls and anyone whose bedtime gets delayed by one more cup.

Description: A curious gray tabby cat has finally caught a modern kind of mouse—a classic wired computer mouse. Detailed fur, expressive golden eyes, vintage textures, and a clever cat-and-mouse concept give this retro animal illustration plenty of personality. A fun choice for cat lovers, computer geeks, tech enthusiasts, office workers, programmers, and anyone who enjoys quirky feline humor and nostalgic artwork.

Description: A dramatic charcoal interpretation of a utility pole silhouetted against a web of overhead wires. Strong vertical lines, rich blacks, and expressive textures give this familiar piece of industrial infrastructure an almost architectural presence. Part of Wired, a four-piece charcoal series celebrating the overlooked beauty of utility poles, electrical lines, and the infrastructure woven into our everyday landscapes.

Description: A classic utility pole composition with a striking horizontal crossbar and strong industrial character. Part of Wired, a four-piece original charcoal series exploring the overlooked beauty of utility poles, electrical lines, and industrial landscapes.

Description: Running on pure alternating current! This energetic graphic pairs bold brush script with a yellow electric pulse wave, lightning bolt, and power plug reading "Electrician Dad Still Wired". A cool, modern Father's Day or birthday shirt for any electrician dad.

Description: Serial Experiments Lain sketch

Description: A curious tabby cat playfully holding the cord of a wired computer mouse while keeping one paw on the mouse itself. A clever cat-and-mouse tech joke for cat lovers, computer geeks, programmers, IT professionals, office workers, remote workers, and anyone who enjoys funny feline humor and quirky computer-themed art.

Description: Wired brings together four original charcoal drawings inspired by the unexpected beauty of utility poles, tangled electrical wires, and everyday industrial landscapes. Each composition explores a different perspective through expressive charcoal textures, dramatic contrasts, and intersecting lines. Together, these four studies celebrate the often-overlooked structures that connect our world, finding art in the ordinary and beauty in the industrial.

Description: An original charcoal drawing exploring the tangled beauty of overhead power lines. Sweeping wires, layered textures, and expressive charcoal marks transform an everyday industrial scene into an atmospheric study of movement and connection. Part of Wired, a four-piece charcoal series celebrating the overlooked beauty of utility poles, electrical lines, and the infrastructure woven into our everyday landscapes.

Description: A working schematic of speech, drawn the way acoustic phonetics models it: lungs as the power supply, a voicing switch between the vocal folds and a noise source, and three formant filters tuned by the jaw, the tongue and the lips. Footnote 1 is for every speech-language pathologist who has spent a whole session on one sound: F3 drops lowest for /r/. Made for SLPs, SLPAs and grad students who like a diagram that is actually true. The version for light garments is here: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/99346730-how-speech-is-wired-speech-therapist-slp-schematic

Description: Serial Experiments Lain sketch

Description: A classic wired game controller wrapped in a long coiled cord bursts out of a red starburst inside a vintage circular badge, with bold Wired Controller Era lettering. A nostalgia gift for retro gamers and 90s kids who sat way too close to the TV.

Description: A wide-eyed, over-caffeinated sloth clutches a double espresso in "Caffeine Elevation // Functionality Zero," a productivity log with an accelerated heart rate, output deliberately stalled, small-talk tolerance at -40% and a status of "vibrating at workstation." Jittery, useless and built for anyone who drinks four coffees and still gets nothing done. A fun pick for coffee addicts, office workers, sloth lovers, or the coworker who is always on their third cup.

Description: Charged up and ready for any job! Combining bold slanted typography with a heavy-duty black and yellow power plug and electric sparks reading "Electrician Dad Still Wired". Perfect for dads who love electrical puns, Father's Day surprises, and everyday job-site pride.

Description: Cool vintage design for mechanics, handymen, makers, and DIY enthusiasts. Perfect gift for anyone who loves fixing things and building cool stuff.

Description: Weathered vintage style for a true electrical pro! Featuring a lineman silhouette on a power pole against a distressed retro sunset, paired with bold cream lettering and a lightning bolt in "Electrician Dad Still Wired".

Description: You got me wired features a electrician gift theme with a natural, wearable feel, with hints of sense humor and humor. A natural pick for electrician gift fans, especially as a gift on tees, stickers, hoodies, mugs, and everyday gear.

Description: This hilarious design features a cool stoat baker mixing a colorful cupcake while riding a skateboard. Perfect for skaters and bakers who love indie vibes and happy melodies. A fun mix of baking, skating, and chill music culture.

Description: Inspired by the post-punk band The Fall and the song "Totally Wired." A freehand drawing design for fans of Mark E. Smith.

Description: Still got the power and the grip! Featuring a muscular fist tightly holding an electric power cord and yellow plug surrounded by lightning bolts and dynamic lettering reading "Electrician Dad Still Wired". Built for veteran electrical contractors, lineman dads, and proud trade fathers.

Description: An intricate, futuristic graphic of a blue EVA unit featuring exposed wiring and complex mechanical details, emphasizing a cyberpunk aesthetic.

Description: Born in 1988 and wired for weekends. A coiled plug and distressed ivory typography give this vintage birthday badge its retro electronics feel.

Description: Jeff Beck Wired album cover featuring an energetic blue-toned guitarist portrait with dynamic motion effects and classic 1970s jazz fusion style.

Description: Wired Frame New Wave.

Description: Red Silhouette Wired Frame.

Description: Fueled by caffeine and spooky vibes! This funny “Bone Tired Pumpkin Wired” Halloween skeleton design features a stylish skeleton with a messy bun, sunglasses, and a pumpkin coffee cup. Perfect for coffee lovers, tired moms, pumpkin spice fans, and anyone who loves funny skeletons, retro Halloween style, and spooky season vibes.

Description: Electrician Dad Wired Together

Description: Wired Frame Rare Band.

Description: Retro dark cyberpunk illustration of Lain Iwakura from Serial Experiments Lain. Perfect apparel and art print for classic 90s anime lovers and wired aesthetic fans.