Wishful Thinking Merch

Description: A round-faced cat with a sunset-orange patch wears a pink cat-eared hat and smiles gently. “Wishful thinking?” they say wistfully. “No, I do not wish for thinking.” This cat's name? Marnin Toodlewhip, Master of Pink Hats.

Description: China Crisis Wishful Thinking

Description: neck deep - wishful thinking

Description: neck deep - wishful thinking

Description: A minimal tribute to their 80s classic. Distressed/Faded print effect.

Description: A round-faced cat with a sunset-orange patch wears a pink cat-eared hat and smiles gently. “Wishful thinking?” they say wistfully. “No, I do not wish for thinking.” This cat's name? Marnin Toodlewhip, Master of Pink Hats.

Description: Dream big, sleep harder! This adorable hand-drawn illustration shows a sweet orange cat curled up and having "fishful thinking" about a delicious fish. A humorous and heartwarming design perfect for cozy apparel, tote bags, and everyday gifts.

Description: Hopium is a humorous text graphic for optimistic types who feel confidence in themselves and are likey to make things happen

Description: Imagine If You Will - A World Where People Believe War Brings Peace, Drugs Provide Health And Debt Leads To Financial Success.

Description: For everyone who survives on optimism, unrealistic expectations, and pure wishful thinking. This funny caution sign design is perfect for procrastinators, office workers, students, dreamers, and anyone whose life strategy is hoping everything magically works out. A sarcastic humor gift for friends, coworkers, and overthinkers.

Description: A decadent 1890s-style Art Nouveau illustration featuring an elongated djinn surrounded by intricate floral linework, rendered in bold black ink, turquoise, gold, and deep purple.

Description: Humorous graphic with a classic saying 'Be Careful What You Wish For.' Features playful illustrations of various wishes. A unique and engaging visual for anyone who appreciates wit and style.

Description: Hopium is a humorous text graphic for optimistic types who feel confidence in themselves and are likey to make things happen

Description: Show your love for this great 90's song with this new design or give it to someone a the perfect gift.

Description: Hopium is a humorous text graphic for optimistic types who feel confidence in themselves and are likey to make things happen

Description: wishful thinking the stars and the future woman ecopop

Description: Bold white holiday lettering hands out a sparkly superlative, most likely to be delusional about Santa, with a tiny Santa hat perched on the S and twinkling stars all around. Made for grown-ups who still leave out cookies, Christmas romantics, and anyone manifesting a very merry December. A funny Christmas gift for best friends, sisters, matching family sets, and the person who starts the holiday countdown in July.

Description: My favorite quote from Neon Genesis Evangelion to live by.

Description: Don't you know you're the king?

Description: Blue Sea China Crisis

Description: China Crisis Strength of Character

Description: dear santa all i want is a fat bank account and a skinny body please don't mix it up again like last year

Description: A cute possum holding a genie lamp telling you to wish carefully because the possumbilities are endless.

Description: i'm fat but identify as skinny i'm trans-slender

Description: A bold black Mahjong tile rack doodle pairs with a self-deprecating caption about a brilliant hand that never happened.

Description: A fun and spooky "Witchful Thinking" design featuring a witch stirring her bubbling cauldron under a crescent moon. Great for anyone who loves wordplay and the magic of Halloween.

Description: i'm just asking for an 8-ball and $2 million

Description: A fun, minimalist phrase for dreamers, daydreamers, and anyone who'd rather be lost in their imagination than busy with reality.

Description: Black Man Ray China Crisis

Description: the mad hatter sitting waiting wishing, with mexican patterns, floral design and magical moments, by lebeau

Description: Staring into the eyes of destiny. We see what we want to see. What atones to you and ravages your mind until your inner desire comes fourth.

Description: Fingers crossed for good luck and positive vibes. Believe in your dreams.

Description: A darkly humorous shirt for someone that you find objectionable. You probably have someone in mind already.

Description: Someone's gonna get hurt.

Description: When all you want in life is a dragon...