Writer Humor Merch

Description: Ah, writers have such a delightful sense of ego… combined with an adorable crippling self-doubt. Here’s to you, writers!

Description: • Retro writing humor for writers, authors, novelists, storytellers, poets, and creative minds who love putting words on paper.

Description: Abraham Hollingsworth was an author who suffered momentous writer’s block. In 1957, he penned the internationally acclaimed The Moral Decline Of African Mountain Apes and was hailed as a triumphant new literary voice. Ten years later, the world was still waiting for his follow-up novel and in 1970, Hollingsworth’s publisher finally decided to sack his under-performing butt. In 1987, the thirty-year mental-block was seemingly ended when Hollingsworth released his second novel, however it turned out to be an abridged version of his first novel. He has been in self-imposed exile ever since.

Description: Bring a smile to a writer's face with this witty quote! Makes a wonderful daughter gift for creative writing class or a fun son birthday treat. Grab this for National Authors' Day to celebrate the brilliant minds working on their upcoming books.

Description: Writer Pun Humor Police

Description: Writer Browsing History Humor Retro Vintage Graphic

Description: This funny writing quote is a must-have for wordsmiths! A thoughtful aunt gift for her poetry sessions or a great uncle birthday idea. Celebrate National Authors' Day in style while keeping the creative inspiration flowing for any drafting process.

Description: This will be the perfect sarcastic gifts for any writers around.

Description: This will be the perfect sarcastic gifts for any writers around.

Description: Stephen King

Description: File this vintage card catalog t-shirt under funny.

Description: Show your creative or analytical side to the world with this clever introvert design. Featuring a bold red typewriter dreaming of a line graph, this funny retro graphic explains "I'm Not Quiet I'm Plotting." Perfect for authors, data analysts, writers, and quiet introverts. An awesome gift for national novel writing month, back to school, or your favorite bookworm.

Description: Actors get the silver screen. Directors get the awards. Producers get the cash. Artists get the recognition. And voice-overs get remembered. Don't mind me. I'm just the Writer.

Description: Weekend Forecast Wiriting With A Chance Of Plot Twists Writer Author

Description: Funny Writer Creative Writing Joke

Description: This will be the perfect sarcastic gifts for any writers around.

Description: This will be the perfect sarcastic gifts for any writers around.

Description: This will be the perfect sarcastic gifts for any writers around.

Description: Much more classy than saying "You Poopoo Head!" Funny, witty, literary and (quite a bit) dramatic.

Description: This will be the perfect sarcastic gifts for any writers around.

Description: This will be the perfect sarcastic gifts for any writers around.

Description: This will be the perfect sarcastic gifts for any writers around.

Description: This will be the perfect sarcastic gifts for any writers around.

Description: Novelist Writer Humor Story Making Book Lover

Description: Humorous Writing Writer Author Publisher

Description: Writer Author Book Writing Humor Graphic

Description: This will be the perfect sarcastic gifts for any writers around.

Description: This will be the perfect sarcastic gifts for any writers around.

Description: This will be the perfect sarcastic gifts for any writers around.

Description: This will be the perfect sarcastic gifts for any writers around.

Description: This will be the perfect sarcastic gifts for any writers around.

Description: This will be the perfect sarcastic gifts for any writers around.

Description: Groucho Marx quote: When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.

Description: Draft First, Panic Later Funny Writer Novelist

Description: Show off your Deadline Survivor pride with this retro design featuring a vintage typewriter, flying paper, and bold red coffee mug — perfect for writers, journalists, editors, students, office workers, and anyone who thrives under pressure. Ideal for coffee lovers, book nerds, novelists, bloggers, and deadline chasers, this vintage‑inspired artwork blends typewriter nostalgia with witty office humor. Great for NaNoWriMo participants, late‑night creatives, and caffeine‑powered professionals, it’s a fun gift for coworkers, authors, and anyone who’s ever pulled an all‑nighter to get the job done.

Description: Celebrate the creative process with this funny revision quote design featuring faux-embroidery lettering and an elegant red flourish. Perfect for writers, editors, authors, and English majors who understand the endless cycle of revising their work. This makes a great gift for novelist friends, literature teachers, or anyone passionate about the craft of writing.