Yoyodyne Merch
Description: (This also comes in black and white!) Yoyodyne Propulsion Systems, a giant of the aerospace industry was established in 1963 in San Narciso, CA by World War II veteran Clayton "Bloody" Chiclitz. Famous for creating the revolutionary Oscillation Overthruster developed by Dr. Tohichi Hikita and musician/rock star/scientist/genius/adventurer and leader of the Hong Kong Cavaliers, Dr. Buckaroo Banzai.
Description: “Because Real Engineering Is Optional.” Suit up like the daring test pilots, questionable inventors, and semi‑licensed dimensional physicists of Buckaroo Banzai fame with our exclusive Yoyodyne Propulsion Systems apparel! Perfect for impressing strangers who assume you have at least three PhDs, confusing coworkers into thinking you know how a flux capacitor actually works, and boldly declaring: “Yes, I support interdimensional engineering… even if it accidentally summons aliens.” Ideal for everything from casual Fridays to spontaneous oscillation overthrusters. Warning: Wearing this shirt may cause unsolicited quotes from people who watched the movie way too many times.
