Coma Bags
Description: An official physiological-shutdown clearance, formally certifying the primary holiday operator as an elite seasonal powerhouse whose digestive system has successfully reallocated 99% of total available metabolic power away from brain activity, leg movement, and social interaction to focus exclusively on processing massive starch reserves.
Description: Embrace your wild side with this witty raccoon quote. Perfect for anyone who relates to being a bit feral despite being forgiven.
Forgiven But Still Feral Raccoon Why Don't You Slip Into Something More Comfortable Like Coma Bag
by Enzo
$19 $24
Description: SOME PEOPLE BE ACTING TOUGH UNTIL THEY BE PICKINGTHE WRONG PERSON TO MESS WITH. THERE IS A SAYING, “THE ONES THAT ACTS TOUGH USUALLY BE THE ONE THAT GET THEIR ASS HANDLED TO THEM.” DON’T MAKE ME OPEN A CAN OF WHOOP ASS. I’M NOT THE ONE!
DON’T HAVE ME OPEN A CAN OF WHOOP ASS. IM NOT THE ONE. Bag
by dopeazzgraphics
$19 $24
Description: A grinning retro cartoon eater with a round belly and a messy bandana waves a bitten chicken drumstick in each hand above the words "Belly 'Til You Smelly." Distressed, warm and built for anyone who eats with total joy and zero shame. A fun pick for foodies, fried chicken fans, cookout hosts and holiday feasters.
Belly 'Til You Smelly Funny Retro Cartoon Fat Belly Fried Chicken Drumsticks Big Eater Foodie Food Coma Humor Bag
by Fisheyed Graphics
$19 $24
Description: Embracing the ultimate food coma! This hilarious and relatable vintage-inspired illustration features a chubby retro dinner roll character sitting comfortably on a cozy couch, holding its full round belly with a satisfied smile, completed with bold typography reading "CARB OVERLOAD". Masterfully crafted in the iconic 1930s rubber-hose cartoon aesthetic with classic halftone dot shading, this funny bread lovers design is a must-have for carb fans, dinner roll addicts, Thanksgiving dinner humor, Friendsgiving feasts, food coma jokes, bakers, foodies, and lovers of retro aesthetic. A high-contrast, legendary gift for Thanksgiving, Christmas, birthdays, bakers, or cozy everyday streetwear!
Carb Overload Funny Dinner Roll Bread Food Coma Thanksgiving Retro 1930s Cartoon Bag
by Yaymertch
$19 $24
Description: A cute little ghost who definitely had too much candy on Halloween night! Retro 90s pixel art featuring a full, passed-out ghost surrounded by spilled trick-or-treat sweets and a pumpkin bucket with the classic retro text "Game Over". Perfect gift for gamers, pixel art lovers, retro gaming fans, and anyone who can't resist a Halloween sugar rush.
Description: Celebrate the post-feast slump with this hilarious design featuring an exhausted turkey clutching a coffee mug. It is the perfect choice for anyone who plans on being completely turkey wasted after the big holiday meal.
Funny Turkey Wasted Thanksgiving Food Coma Humor Bag
by Jonathan_Sippel_art
$19 $24
Description: Cancun spring breaker regretting nothing (yet). Hotel Zone tram rider going nowhere fast. Isla Mujeres ferry addict (seasick but happy). Tequila sunrise obsession (breakfast of champions). All-inclusive food coma worth it. Chichén Itzá day trip survivor (so hot). Cancun sunscreen monster reapplying constantly. Party boat hangover eternal. Mayan ruins selfie pro (angle matters). Coco Bongo chaos unforgettable. Cancún: what happens here, ends up on Instagram.
Description: Cancun spring breaker regretting nothing (yet). Hotel Zone tram rider going nowhere fast. Isla Mujeres ferry addict (seasick but happy). Tequila sunrise obsession (breakfast of champions). All-inclusive food coma worth it. Chichén Itzá day trip survivor (so hot). Cancun sunscreen monster reapplying constantly. Party boat hangover eternal. Mayan ruins selfie pro (angle matters). Coco Bongo chaos unforgettable. Cancún: what happens here, ends up on Instagram.
Description: Cancun spring breaker regretting nothing (yet). Hotel Zone tram rider going nowhere fast. Isla Mujeres ferry addict (seasick but happy). Tequila sunrise obsession (breakfast of champions). All-inclusive food coma worth it. Chichén Itzá day trip survivor (so hot). Cancun sunscreen monster reapplying constantly. Party boat hangover eternal. Mayan ruins selfie pro (angle matters). Coco Bongo chaos unforgettable. Cancún: what happens here, ends up on Instagram.
Description: Cancun spring breaker regretting nothing (yet). Hotel Zone tram rider going nowhere fast. Isla Mujeres ferry addict (seasick but happy). Tequila sunrise obsession (breakfast of champions). All-inclusive food coma worth it. Chichén Itzá day trip survivor (so hot). Cancun sunscreen monster reapplying constantly. Party boat hangover eternal. Mayan ruins selfie pro (angle matters). Coco Bongo chaos unforgettable. Cancún: what happens here, ends up on Instagram.
Description: Cancun spring breaker regretting nothing (yet). Hotel Zone tram rider going nowhere fast. Isla Mujeres ferry addict (seasick but happy). Tequila sunrise obsession (breakfast of champions). All-inclusive food coma worth it. Chichén Itzá day trip survivor (so hot). Cancun sunscreen monster reapplying constantly. Party boat hangover eternal. Mayan ruins selfie pro (angle matters). Coco Bongo chaos unforgettable. Cancún: what happens here, ends up on Instagram.
Description: Cancun spring breaker regretting nothing (yet). Hotel Zone tram rider going nowhere fast. Isla Mujeres ferry addict (seasick but happy). Tequila sunrise obsession (breakfast of champions). All-inclusive food coma worth it. Chichén Itzá day trip survivor (so hot). Cancun sunscreen monster reapplying constantly. Party boat hangover eternal. Mayan ruins selfie pro (angle matters). Coco Bongo chaos unforgettable. Cancún: what happens here, ends up on Instagram.
Description: Cancun spring breaker regretting nothing (yet). Hotel Zone tram rider going nowhere fast. Isla Mujeres ferry addict (seasick but happy). Tequila sunrise obsession (breakfast of champions). All-inclusive food coma worth it. Chichén Itzá day trip survivor (so hot). Cancun sunscreen monster reapplying constantly. Party boat hangover eternal. Mayan ruins selfie pro (angle matters). Coco Bongo chaos unforgettable. Cancún: what happens here, ends up on Instagram.
Description: Floral Comma La design: Show your support for Kamala Harris in the 2024 Presidential election with this " Comma La " design! It's a great way to back the Democratic party.
Comma la Floral Kamala Harris President 2024 Coma La Flowers Bag
by HBartss
$19 $24
Description: High-contrast typography featuring a witty and sarcastic take on the classic comfortable phrase for introverts.
Why-Don't-You-Slip-Into-Something-More-Comfortable-Like-A-Coma Distressed Text Bag
by Enzo
$19 $24
Description: The cutest uniform for turkey day festivities! Designed for school feast days, preschool plays, and coordinating family photo sessions, this sweet little pilgrim turkey tee keeps kids and moms looking coordinated, festive, and comfortable throughout all the holiday fun.
Peace Love Turkey Little Pilgrim Cute Fall Harvest Family Graphic Funny Thanksgiving Women Girls Kids Vintage Autumn Feast Gift Bag
by Spooky-fooky
$19 $24
Description: Embrace the ultimate post-Thanksgiving feast feeling with this funny "Thanksgiving Turkey-Saurus" design. This unique graphic features a definition of the "Turkey-Saurus" as a prehistoric beast defeated by tryptophan and the loudest snorer after too much pie. The illustration shows a sleepy, full-bellied dinosaur catching some z's, perfectly capturing the essence of a holiday food coma. It's a humorous way to celebrate the autumn season, family gatherings, and the inevitable nap after enjoying a big turkey dinner and delicious desserts. This design is great for anyone who enjoys a good laugh, loves dinosaurs, and appreciates the relaxed, sleepy side of the Thanksgiving holiday. Show off your holiday spirit and your love for feasting and nap
Thanksgiving Turkey-Saurus Food Coma Dinosaur Definition Funny Bag
by LionKingShirts
$19 $24
Description: The cutest uniform for turkey day festivities! Designed for school feast days, preschool plays, and coordinating family photo sessions, this sweet little pilgrim turkey tee keeps kids and moms looking coordinated, festive, and comfortable throughout all the holiday fun.
Peace Love Turkey Little Pilgrim Cute Fall Harvest Family Graphic Funny Thanksgiving Women Girls Kids Vintage Autumn Feast Gift Bag
by Spooky-fooky
$19 $24
Description: The cutest uniform for turkey day festivities! Designed for school feast days, preschool plays, and coordinating family photo sessions, this sweet little pilgrim turkey tee keeps kids and moms looking coordinated, festive, and comfortable throughout all the holiday fun.
Peace Love Turkey Little Pilgrim Cute Fall Harvest Family Graphic Funny Thanksgiving Women Girls Kids Vintage Autumn Feast Gift Bag
by Spooky-fooky
$19 $24