Coma Tapestries
Description: Welcome to the Food Coma Department, where post-meal recovery is taken very seriously! This funny food design is perfect for food lovers, snack enthusiasts, and anyone whose mobility mysteriously disappears after a big meal. Featuring a vintage government department parody style with retro medical badge details and foodie humor. A fun choice for casual days, weekends, parties, or your next legendary feast. Wear it proudly and remember: expected recovery is eventually!
Description: Smiths indie pop shirt — "Girlfriend in a coma, I know, I know - it's serious". vintage screen-print design for Smiths fans, morrissey, 80s, rock, 90s, post punk, indie lovers and collectors. The perfect Smiths gift for concerts, birthdays, holidays and record store days — soft high-quality fabric built to last wash after wash. Since 1987.
Girlfriend in a coma, I know, I know - it's serious Indie Pop Since 1987 Tapestry
by World Of Dhanz
$30
Description: Smiths indie pop shirt — "Girlfriend in a coma, I know, I know - it's serious". vintage screen-print design for Smiths fans, jangle pop, indie rock, indie pop gift, retro new wave, concert band, jangle pop album art lovers and collectors. The perfect Smiths gift for concerts, birthdays, holidays and record store days — soft high-quality fabric built to last wash after wash. Since 1987.
Girlfriend in a coma, I know, I know - it's serious Indie Pop Since 1987 Tapestry
by World Of Dhanz
$30
Description: Join the “Food Coma Club” with this completely stuffed possum relaxing after an oversized Thanksgiving meal. Pumpkin, empty dishes and autumn leaves surround the sleepy little character in a humorous post-feast scene. A perfect Thanksgiving design for possum lovers, foodies and anyone whose holiday plan ends with dessert and a nap.
Description: Forget playing dead—this stuffed possum is “Playing Fed” after finishing a serious Thanksgiving feast. Relaxing beside an empty plate with pumpkins and autumn leaves all around, the sleepy possum perfectly captures the post-dinner food coma. A funny Thanksgiving design for possum lovers, foodies and anyone ready for a nap after the holiday meal.
Description: Centered on pop art, this bold retro tee speaks straight to hardcore jangle pop diehards and longtime collectors. Made for fans who want something a cut above the usual band merch. Calling all jangle pop fans — this vintage distressed graphic tee shimmers with the bittersweet energy of chiming guitars and wistful, heart-on-sleeve melodies. Rendered in a bold retro illustration style that real collectors treasure, it's a must-have for indie kids, art-school romantics, late-night dreamers and vinyl obsessives alike. The perfect indie pop gift for birthdays, holidays or record store days — wear it to gigs, gallery nights or just to mope in style. Moody, melodic and effortlessly cool artwork printed on soft, high-quality fabric built to last.
Girlfriend in a Coma, I Know, I Know - It's Serious Indie Pop Jangle Art Tapestry
by Cultural Heritage
$30
Description: Overthinking-Myself-Into-A-Coma features a spiral-head graphic with wording about overthinking. The artwork blends anxiety humor, mental-loop imagery, distressed styling, and busy-mind energy into a design about racing thoughts, endless analysis, and the exhausting habit of thinking too much.
Description: An official physiological-shutdown clearance, formally certifying the primary holiday operator as an elite seasonal powerhouse whose digestive system has successfully reallocated 99% of total available metabolic power away from brain activity, leg movement, and social interaction to focus exclusively on processing massive starch reserves.
