Coma Shorts
Description: A grayscale illustration features a skull in a central position, with skeleton hands covering the eye sockets. Above and below, curved text adds the phrases, "Why Don't You Slip Into More" and "Something Comforty Like a Coma" in a white font against a black background.
Skull Skeleton Hands Text Why Don't You Slip Into More Something Comforty Like A Coma Shorts
by CLAIRO MAINE STUDIO
$27
Description: Welcome to the Food Coma Department, where post-meal recovery is taken very seriously! This funny food design is perfect for food lovers, snack enthusiasts, and anyone whose mobility mysteriously disappears after a big meal. Featuring a vintage government department parody style with retro medical badge details and foodie humor. A fun choice for casual days, weekends, parties, or your next legendary feast. Wear it proudly and remember: expected recovery is eventually!
Description: Smiths indie pop shirt — "Girlfriend in a coma, I know, I know - it's serious". vintage screen-print design for Smiths fans, morrissey, 80s, rock, 90s, post punk, indie lovers and collectors. The perfect Smiths gift for concerts, birthdays, holidays and record store days — soft high-quality fabric built to last wash after wash. Since 1987.
Girlfriend in a coma, I know, I know - it's serious Indie Pop Since 1987 Shorts
by World Of Dhanz
$27
Description: Smiths indie pop shirt — "Girlfriend in a coma, I know, I know - it's serious". vintage screen-print design for Smiths fans, jangle pop, indie rock, indie pop gift, retro new wave, concert band, jangle pop album art lovers and collectors. The perfect Smiths gift for concerts, birthdays, holidays and record store days — soft high-quality fabric built to last wash after wash. Since 1987.
Girlfriend in a coma, I know, I know - it's serious Indie Pop Since 1987 Shorts
by World Of Dhanz
$27
Description: A hilarious and highly relatable defense that clears your name from being lazy by blaming your exhaustion entirely on a spectacular feast. It is a lighthearted statement piece for passionate food lovers who dive into generous portions and proudly enter that blissful, post-meal state of deep relaxation where movement is simply out of the question.
Description: Centered on pop art, this bold retro tee speaks straight to hardcore jangle pop diehards and longtime collectors. Made for fans who want something a cut above the usual band merch. Calling all jangle pop fans — this vintage distressed graphic tee shimmers with the bittersweet energy of chiming guitars and wistful, heart-on-sleeve melodies. Rendered in a bold retro illustration style that real collectors treasure, it's a must-have for indie kids, art-school romantics, late-night dreamers and vinyl obsessives alike. The perfect indie pop gift for birthdays, holidays or record store days — wear it to gigs, gallery nights or just to mope in style. Moody, melodic and effortlessly cool artwork printed on soft, high-quality fabric built to last.
Girlfriend in a Coma, I Know, I Know - It's Serious Indie Pop Jangle Art Shorts
by Cultural Heritage
$27
Description: Overthinking-Myself-Into-A-Coma features a spiral-head graphic with wording about overthinking. The artwork blends anxiety humor, mental-loop imagery, distressed styling, and busy-mind energy into a design about racing thoughts, endless analysis, and the exhausting habit of thinking too much.
Description: An official physiological-shutdown clearance, formally certifying the primary holiday operator as an elite seasonal powerhouse whose digestive system has successfully reallocated 99% of total available metabolic power away from brain activity, leg movement, and social interaction to focus exclusively on processing massive starch reserves.
