Coma Merch
Description: A grayscale illustration features a skull in a central position, with skeleton hands covering the eye sockets. Above and below, curved text adds the phrases, "Why Don't You Slip Into More" and "Something Comforty Like a Coma" in a white font against a black background.
Skull Skeleton Hands Text Why Don't You Slip Into More Something Comforty Like A Coma Socks
by CLAIRO MAINE STUDIO
$20
Description: Ahh, Thanksgiving. Lots of turkey, all the fixings, and lashings of pumpkin pie! This emblem shows the Thanksgiving Family Meal is a team effort – it requires an alliance of good people to prepare – and another alliance to over-feast upon it! White original design with textured effect.
Description: Perfect for that glorious Christmas dinner with the family... and that glorious feeling when it's all been eaten!! This emblem shows the Christmas Family Meal is a team effort – it requires an alliance of good people to prepare – and another alliance to over-feast upon it! White original design with textured effect.
Description: A hilarious and highly relatable defense that clears your name from being lazy by blaming your exhaustion entirely on a spectacular feast. It is a lighthearted statement piece for passionate food lovers who dive into generous portions and proudly enter that blissful, post-meal state of deep relaxation where movement is simply out of the question.
Description: Centered on pop art, this bold retro tee speaks straight to hardcore jangle pop diehards and longtime collectors. Made for fans who want something a cut above the usual band merch. Calling all jangle pop fans — this vintage distressed graphic tee shimmers with the bittersweet energy of chiming guitars and wistful, heart-on-sleeve melodies. Rendered in a bold retro illustration style that real collectors treasure, it's a must-have for indie kids, art-school romantics, late-night dreamers and vinyl obsessives alike. The perfect indie pop gift for birthdays, holidays or record store days — wear it to gigs, gallery nights or just to mope in style. Moody, melodic and effortlessly cool artwork printed on soft, high-quality fabric built to last.
Girlfriend in a Coma, I Know, I Know - It's Serious Indie Pop Jangle Art Bag
by Cultural Heritage
$24
Description: Overthinking-Myself-Into-A-Coma features a spiral-head graphic with wording about overthinking. The artwork blends anxiety humor, mental-loop imagery, distressed styling, and busy-mind energy into a design about racing thoughts, endless analysis, and the exhausting habit of thinking too much.
Description: An official physiological-shutdown clearance, formally certifying the primary holiday operator as an elite seasonal powerhouse whose digestive system has successfully reallocated 99% of total available metabolic power away from brain activity, leg movement, and social interaction to focus exclusively on processing massive starch reserves.
