Trash Wizard Bags
Description: Our Summer 2019 shirt is a cute little trash panda wizard from our main man, Cody Pirko. The trash panda shirt will be available exclusively online starting April 6th! Please help us support our artists and grow the local art scene by buying some fresh gear. We’re planning some super rad stuff in 2019 and each shirt directly helps fund Iowa art projects. Plus when you walk down the street people will become instantly envious of your shirt. You may even get tired of explaining to people where you got your awesome shirt and why they can’t also have one. They lack the absolute vision required to get this shirt and now you have exclusive cool guy rights. Or do you? Don’t miss it! CHECK OUT TRASHWIZARD.CLUB FOR MORE!!
Description: Why hunt for snacks when you can summon them from the void? 🌭✨ Witness the forbidden sorcery of the Trash-Mancers as they perform the ancient rite of the Sacred Glizzy. Featuring a high-ranking Wizard Possum and his loyal Raccoon apprentice, this piece is the ultimate tribute to the garbage-dwelling magic of the forest. Perfect for your next quest to the fridge or your daily life in the hollows.
Description: For the Heroes of the Dumpster. Why settle for gold when you can have the ultimate loot? Behold the most prestigious duo in the nocturnal wasteland. In this gritty, high-detail illustration, a mystical Possum Wizard and a battle-hardened Raccoon Knight descend into the dungeon of decay. They aren't looking for crowns or jewels—they are on a sacred mission for the "Scraps." From the dripping slime of the dungeon walls to the pile of "treasures" (pizza, bones, and mystical sludge), this design perfectly captures the "High Fantasy/Low Life" aesthetic. It’s a tribute to the ultimate trash-tier heroes who never back down from a scavenge. Perfect for: D&D & RPG Fans: For the players who love chaotic party dynamics and weird loot.
Description: Our goblin wizard All our designs are drawn and colored by Mike Michalski and/or Nicole Daniels using pencil, marker, or digital mediums (procreate, photoshop) unless otherwise noted. We do not use AI generated art forms. 50% of the proceeds from all our merch goes to the artist and the other 50% goes to Trashgoblins, Inc Art Programs.
Description: Unleash the magic of the garbage heap with this hilarious Raccoon Wizard design! Featuring a chubby trash panda casting 'Pizza Spells' with a glowing crystal ball and a slice of cheese pizza, this detailed sticker-art illustration is perfect for raccoon lovers, pizza enthusiasts, and fans of funny spooky Halloween vibes. Wear your love for chaos, dark humor, and fantasy crust on your sleeve. A great streetwear gift for anyone who lives for spells, slices, and spooky season fun!"
Description: Behold the ultimate champion of the nocturnal wasteland! The Glizzy Goblin has arrived, bringing chaos, magic, and questionable snacks to your wardrobe. This high-detail, gritty illustration features a mystical Possum Wizard casting forbidden green spells, a loyal Raccoon sidekick, and the legendary Hotdog Goblin—a sentient, mustard-dripping beast of pure glizzy power. It’s the perfect mix of "Trash Animal" energy and high-fantasy wizardry. Whether you’re a fan of dumpster-diving critters, weird internet humor, or just want to represent the Glizzy Goblin lifestyle, this piece is for you. Perfect for: Internet Culture: Fans of "Glizzy" memes and surreal humor. Trash Animals: Lovers of opossums, raccoons, and "trash core" aesthetics. RPG
Description: Embrace the absolute absurdity of life with this funny "I am a Conduit For NONSENSE" design. Featuring a highly chaotic wizard possum casting spells while riding a very confused owl, this vintage-style graphic is perfect for fans of unhinged internet memes and weirdcore humor. Whether you are a tabletop RPG player who thrives on chaotic neutral energy or just someone who runs entirely on pure nonsense, this illustration lets everyone know exactly what kind of vibe you bring to the table.
Description: Snack rituals are serious business. The perfect gift for your mom, dad, brother, sister, boyfriend, or girlfriend! This design is perfect for birthdays, movie nights, holidays, Halloween, parties, dates, gym sessions, or just relaxing at home with your cat or dog. We offer a wide range of products, from t-shirts, hoodies, and masks to phone cases, stickers, home décor, and more.
