Trash Wizard Cards

Description: Our Summer 2019 shirt is a cute little trash panda wizard from our main man, Cody Pirko. The trash panda shirt will be available exclusively online starting April 6th! Please help us support our artists and grow the local art scene by buying some fresh gear. We’re planning some super rad stuff in 2019 and each shirt directly helps fund Iowa art projects. Plus when you walk down the street people will become instantly envious of your shirt. You may even get tired of explaining to people where you got your awesome shirt and why they can’t also have one. They lack the absolute vision required to get this shirt and now you have exclusive cool guy rights. Or do you? Don’t miss it! CHECK OUT TRASHWIZARD.CLUB FOR MORE!!

Description: Cast a hilarious spell with this 'Trash Magic' design! Featuring a cute raccoon wizard brewing a glowing purple potion inside a garbage can under the stars. The perfect quirky graphic for fans of trash pandas, funny animal memes, and spooky fantasy vibes!

Description: Trash Wizard Jimothy Tarot

Description: Embrace the magic of the wild with this unique Trash Wizard raccoon. A charming woodland sorcerer adorned in a starry cape and hat, wielding a glowing crystal staff. Perfect for fantasy lovers, animal enthusiasts, and anyone who appreciates a touch of mystical whimsy.

Description: This humorous design features a mischievous raccoon wizard preparing for fun and adventure. Perfect for raccoon lovers, fantasy fans, and those who enjoy a bit of lighthearted mischief. Showcases the phrase Off To Commit Shenanigans.

Description: Ever want to be magic? You can never have too many socks.

Description: Why hunt for snacks when you can summon them from the void? 🌭✨ Witness the forbidden sorcery of the Trash-Mancers as they perform the ancient rite of the Sacred Glizzy. Featuring a high-ranking Wizard Possum and his loyal Raccoon apprentice, this piece is the ultimate tribute to the garbage-dwelling magic of the forest. Perfect for your next quest to the fridge or your daily life in the hollows.

Description: Master of the Trash Arts artwork featuring a raccoon wizard conjuring toxic magic from a garbage can. Fantasy trash-panda humor for raccoon lovers, tabletop gamers and practitioners of forbidden dumpster magic.

Description: The Cosmic Necromancer Shirt lives once more! So spooky! CHECK OUT HTTP://TRASHWIZARD.CLUB FOR MORE!

Description: An adorable raccoon cartoon. The cute trash panda is wearing a wizards hat and matching dark blue cloak covered in gold moon and star patterns. A lovely magical halloween design, especially for kids.

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Description: Off To Cause A Kerfuffle At The Library Funny Possum Wizard Librarian

Description: Off to Cause a Kerfuffle! This mischievous grumpy raccoon wizard on a skateboard is ready for chaos, complete with flying donuts and magical sparkles. Perfect sarcastic humor for raccoon lovers, troublemakers, busy moms, teachers, and anyone who thrives in delightful disorder. Great gift for friends who stir things up, D&D players, or chaotic good personalities. Bold, detailed animal illustration with strong personality — prints beautifully on t-shirts, hoodies, stickers & more.

Description: Raccoon Wizard Magician WPAP

Description: Off to Uphold The Testing Day Vibes

Description: For the Heroes of the Dumpster. Why settle for gold when you can have the ultimate loot? Behold the most prestigious duo in the nocturnal wasteland. In this gritty, high-detail illustration, a mystical Possum Wizard and a battle-hardened Raccoon Knight descend into the dungeon of decay. They aren't looking for crowns or jewels—they are on a sacred mission for the "Scraps." From the dripping slime of the dungeon walls to the pile of "treasures" (pizza, bones, and mystical sludge), this design perfectly captures the "High Fantasy/Low Life" aesthetic. It’s a tribute to the ultimate trash-tier heroes who never back down from a scavenge. Perfect for: D&D & RPG Fans: For the players who love chaotic party dynamics and weird loot.

Description: Unleash the magic of the garbage heap with this hilarious Raccoon Wizard design! Featuring a chubby trash panda casting 'Pizza Spells' with a glowing crystal ball and a slice of cheese pizza, this detailed sticker-art illustration is perfect for raccoon lovers, pizza enthusiasts, and fans of funny spooky Halloween vibes. Wear your love for chaos, dark humor, and fantasy crust on your sleeve. A great streetwear gift for anyone who lives for spells, slices, and spooky season fun!"

Description: Our goblin wizard All our designs are drawn and colored by Mike Michalski and/or Nicole Daniels using pencil, marker, or digital mediums (procreate, photoshop) unless otherwise noted. We do not use AI generated art forms. 50% of the proceeds from all our merch goes to the artist and the other 50% goes to Trashgoblins, Inc Art Programs.

Description: Sarcastic Animals Of The World Funny Animal Lover

Description: Behold the ultimate champion of the nocturnal wasteland! The Glizzy Goblin has arrived, bringing chaos, magic, and questionable snacks to your wardrobe. This high-detail, gritty illustration features a mystical Possum Wizard casting forbidden green spells, a loyal Raccoon sidekick, and the legendary Hotdog Goblin—a sentient, mustard-dripping beast of pure glizzy power. It’s the perfect mix of "Trash Animal" energy and high-fantasy wizardry. Whether you’re a fan of dumpster-diving critters, weird internet humor, or just want to represent the Glizzy Goblin lifestyle, this piece is for you. Perfect for: Internet Culture: Fans of "Glizzy" memes and surreal humor. Trash Animals: Lovers of opossums, raccoons, and "trash core" aesthetics. RPG

Description: The book is open. The staff is glowing. Something is definitely about to happen. Spellbound Spark introduces a cheerful little mage surrounded by swirling blue-violet energy inside a moonlit wizard’s study. Wearing deep purple robes scattered with golden stars and moons, the dark-furred spellcaster balances an open grimoire while raising a crystal-tipped staff above a glowing cauldron. Candles, potion bottles, old books, a skull, arched windows, ivy, and moonlight give the room a wonderfully classic fantasy atmosphere, while luminous magic coils throughout the composition like a living ribbon.

Description: A hilarious illustration of a chaotic opossum wizard riding a scooter to cause some magical trouble. The perfect whimsical design for fans of funny possum memes, fantasy magic, and quirky animal humor.

Description: Trash Magic. Opossum Witch Moon Fantasy. Magical animal design for witch lovers and fantasy enthusiasts.

Description: Embrace the absolute absurdity of life with this funny "I am a Conduit For NONSENSE" design. Featuring a highly chaotic wizard possum casting spells while riding a very confused owl, this vintage-style graphic is perfect for fans of unhinged internet memes and weirdcore humor. Whether you are a tabletop RPG player who thrives on chaotic neutral energy or just someone who runs entirely on pure nonsense, this illustration lets everyone know exactly what kind of vibe you bring to the table.

Description: Jimothy Raccoon Halloween Wizard Design

Description: I AM A CONDUIT FOR NONSENSE

Description: A circular graphic with a retro sunset background featuring horizontal stripes of orange, yellow, green, and blue. A smiling opossum wearing a blue wizard hat with stars and a buckle is depicted in the center. It holds a staff topped with a mushroom and clutches a green item. The text 'LOCAL WIZARD OF CHAOS' encircles the top and bottom of the graphic.

Description: A raccoon wearing a blue wizard hat with stars is holding a crystal ball. Around the raccoon are lit candles in holders. In the background, a crescent moon is visible in the sky with clouds, and piles of trash bags are behind a structure. The text 'THE TRASH WITCH' is at the bottom.

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Description: A hilarious magical meme graphic featuring a wizard raccoon with a crystal ball and "consult my orb" text.

Description: A hilarious magical meme graphic featuring a wizard raccoon with a crystal ball and "consult my orb" text.

Description: A whimsical raccoon in a wizard's robe casting a colorful magic spell with enchanting effects.

Description: A happy raccoon wizard in a pointy hat, holding a fish and carrying a lantern on his staff. For trash panda fans and wizard players at the DnD table.

Description: Mystical Raccoon Wizard of the Forest

Description: I Am A Conduit For Nonsense Wizard Raccoon Cats

Description: Snack rituals are serious business. The perfect gift for your mom, dad, brother, sister, boyfriend, or girlfriend! This design is perfect for birthdays, movie nights, holidays, Halloween, parties, dates, gym sessions, or just relaxing at home with your cat or dog. We offer a wide range of products, from t-shirts, hoodies, and masks to phone cases, stickers, home décor, and more.