Trash Wizard Baseball T-Shirts

Description: My wizard opossum is back with a new pose and shirt design! Trash forever.

Description: Raccoon Wizard

Description: Cast a hilarious spell with this 'Trash Magic' design! Featuring a cute raccoon wizard brewing a glowing purple potion inside a garbage can under the stars. The perfect quirky graphic for fans of trash pandas, funny animal memes, and spooky fantasy vibes!

Description: Trash Wizard Jimothy Tarot

Description: Embrace the magic of the wild with this unique Trash Wizard raccoon. A charming woodland sorcerer adorned in a starry cape and hat, wielding a glowing crystal staff. Perfect for fantasy lovers, animal enthusiasts, and anyone who appreciates a touch of mystical whimsy.

Description: Quirky tarot card style artwork featuring a cute raccoon wearing a wizard hat and holding a crystal ball. Perfect for fantasy and animal lovers.

Description: Ever want to be magic? You can never have too many socks.

Description: Why hunt for snacks when you can summon them from the void? 🌭✨ Witness the forbidden sorcery of the Trash-Mancers as they perform the ancient rite of the Sacred Glizzy. Featuring a high-ranking Wizard Possum and his loyal Raccoon apprentice, this piece is the ultimate tribute to the garbage-dwelling magic of the forest. Perfect for your next quest to the fridge or your daily life in the hollows.

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Description: Off To Cause A Kerfuffle At The Library Funny Possum Wizard Librarian

Description: Humorous fantasy design featuring a raccoon wizard wielding a flaming D20 dice. Perfect for tabletop RPG fans and players who enjoy nerd culture and trash panda memes.

Description: Off to Cause a Kerfuffle! This mischievous grumpy raccoon wizard on a skateboard is ready for chaos, complete with flying donuts and magical sparkles. Perfect sarcastic humor for raccoon lovers, troublemakers, busy moms, teachers, and anyone who thrives in delightful disorder. Great gift for friends who stir things up, D&D players, or chaotic good personalities. Bold, detailed animal illustration with strong personality — prints beautifully on t-shirts, hoodies, stickers & more.

Description: Off to Cause a Kerfuffle! This mischievous grumpy raccoon wizard on a skateboard is ready for chaos, complete with flying donuts and magical sparkles. Perfect sarcastic humor for raccoon lovers, troublemakers, busy moms, teachers, and anyone who thrives in delightful disorder. Great gift for friends who stir things up, D&D players, or chaotic good personalities. Bold, detailed animal illustration with strong personality — prints beautifully on t-shirts, hoodies, stickers & more.

Description: A whimsical raccoon dressed as a witch, holding a crystal ball under a starry night sky.

Description: Our goblin wizard All our designs are drawn and colored by Mike Michalski and/or Nicole Daniels using pencil, marker, or digital mediums (procreate, photoshop) unless otherwise noted. We do not use AI generated art forms. 50% of the proceeds from all our merch goes to the artist and the other 50% goes to Trashgoblins, Inc Art Programs.

Description: Off to Uphold The Testing Day Vibes

Description: For the Heroes of the Dumpster. Why settle for gold when you can have the ultimate loot? Behold the most prestigious duo in the nocturnal wasteland. In this gritty, high-detail illustration, a mystical Possum Wizard and a battle-hardened Raccoon Knight descend into the dungeon of decay. They aren't looking for crowns or jewels—they are on a sacred mission for the "Scraps." From the dripping slime of the dungeon walls to the pile of "treasures" (pizza, bones, and mystical sludge), this design perfectly captures the "High Fantasy/Low Life" aesthetic. It’s a tribute to the ultimate trash-tier heroes who never back down from a scavenge. Perfect for: D&D & RPG Fans: For the players who love chaotic party dynamics and weird loot.

Description: Unleash the magic of the garbage heap with this hilarious Raccoon Wizard design! Featuring a chubby trash panda casting 'Pizza Spells' with a glowing crystal ball and a slice of cheese pizza, this detailed sticker-art illustration is perfect for raccoon lovers, pizza enthusiasts, and fans of funny spooky Halloween vibes. Wear your love for chaos, dark humor, and fantasy crust on your sleeve. A great streetwear gift for anyone who lives for spells, slices, and spooky season fun!"

Description: Sarcastic Animals Of The World Funny Animal Lover

Description: Behold the ultimate champion of the nocturnal wasteland! The Glizzy Goblin has arrived, bringing chaos, magic, and questionable snacks to your wardrobe. This high-detail, gritty illustration features a mystical Possum Wizard casting forbidden green spells, a loyal Raccoon sidekick, and the legendary Hotdog Goblin—a sentient, mustard-dripping beast of pure glizzy power. It’s the perfect mix of "Trash Animal" energy and high-fantasy wizardry. Whether you’re a fan of dumpster-diving critters, weird internet humor, or just want to represent the Glizzy Goblin lifestyle, this piece is for you. Perfect for: Internet Culture: Fans of "Glizzy" memes and surreal humor. Trash Animals: Lovers of opossums, raccoons, and "trash core" aesthetics. RPG

Description: A magical and adorable aesthetic gift for fantasy readers and bookworms! Features a kawaii badge of a cute wizard raccoon riding an owl.

Description: I Want Magic, Funny Opossum, Sarcastic Mental Health Humor, Weird Racoon, Cute Wizard, Snarky, Planner

Description: The book is open. The staff is glowing. Something is definitely about to happen. Spellbound Spark introduces a cheerful little mage surrounded by swirling blue-violet energy inside a moonlit wizard’s study. Wearing deep purple robes scattered with golden stars and moons, the dark-furred spellcaster balances an open grimoire while raising a crystal-tipped staff above a glowing cauldron. Candles, potion bottles, old books, a skull, arched windows, ivy, and moonlight give the room a wonderfully classic fantasy atmosphere, while luminous magic coils throughout the composition like a living ribbon.

Description: Trash Magic. Opossum Witch Moon Fantasy. Magical animal design for witch lovers and fantasy enthusiasts.

Description: I Want Magic, Funny Opossum, Sarcastic Mental Health Humor, Weird Racoon, Cute Wizard, Snarky, Planner

Description: Embrace the absolute absurdity of life with this funny "I am a Conduit For NONSENSE" design. Featuring a highly chaotic wizard possum casting spells while riding a very confused owl, this vintage-style graphic is perfect for fans of unhinged internet memes and weirdcore humor. Whether you are a tabletop RPG player who thrives on chaotic neutral energy or just someone who runs entirely on pure nonsense, this illustration lets everyone know exactly what kind of vibe you bring to the table.

Description: We Read At Dawn Funny Wizard Raccoon Book Lover, Gift for fantasy readers and bookworms!

Description: I AM A CONDUIT FOR NONSENSE

Description: Jimothy Raccoon Halloween Wizard Design

Description: Perfect for the anxious wizard in all of us! This cute opossum accidentally conjured up a panic attack instead of a spell, making it a relatable design for anyone navigating mental health with a sense of humor.

Description: A raccoon wearing a blue wizard hat with stars is holding a crystal ball. Around the raccoon are lit candles in holders. In the background, a crescent moon is visible in the sky with clouds, and piles of trash bags are behind a structure. The text 'THE TRASH WITCH' is at the bottom.

Description: A circular graphic with a retro sunset background featuring horizontal stripes of orange, yellow, green, and blue. A smiling opossum wearing a blue wizard hat with stars and a buckle is depicted in the center. It holds a staff topped with a mushroom and clutches a green item. The text 'LOCAL WIZARD OF CHAOS' encircles the top and bottom of the graphic.

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Description: Mystical Raccoon Wizard of the Forest

Description: Mischievous raccoon wizard on a skateboard causing chaos with donuts flying. Off to Cause a Kerfuffle — ultimate sarcastic animal design for troublemakers, raccoon lovers, and fun personalities. Great funny gift for friends who stir things up.