Chestify Baseball T-Shirts

I'd run through a ring of fire to wear a tshirt as great as this one.

No. Not doing that. Dead Inside. A dead inside shirt for the apathetic, the morose, the forlorn and the emotionally detached.

Are you a multi-tasking genius? Can you juggle family, friends, work and everything life throws at you with skill ? This is the perfect Chaos Coordinator shirt for that busy person in your life. Whether it's a busy mom, dad, a teacher, colleague, boss, manager, friend or workmate this is the perfect fun gift for them.

Because you're a weirdo, here's your weirdo shirt! Suitable for the odd, the strange, the introverts, the aspies, the socially awkward and the freaks, the best people in the world!

Apathy. It's a gift. No sure who from but who cares ? I don't.

Yep Christmas is here again, so here's a Bah Humbug T-Shirt you can wear to ward off excessive carolling, present buying, parties and all that turkey. Actually, the turkey can stay, but the rest of it can get lost! Bah humbug.

Due to unfortunate circumstances, I am sober. This will likely be rectified sometime around lunch on Friday.

Sometimes you just want to be alone

Pre-empt general annoyance by wearing this can you not t-shirt.

This is a Big t-shirt, even you buy it in a small size ... still Big.

If it cannot be unseen, apply eye bleach immediately and then twice a day for the next 7 days. Don't forget to rinse with water.

Because you're weird, here's your weird shirt! Suitable for introverts, aspies, the socially awkward and freaks, the best people in the world!

Now's your chance to be the Hall Monitor you always wanted to be - live the dream people! Wear the t-shirt and find a hall, preferably one you own or are allowed to use, otherwise it's trespassing, possibly break and enter.

This is a reindeer t-shirt. Wear it with reindeer antlers. Christmas dress up sorted, you're welcome.

Silence is golden, so shut up. Thank you.

I came. I saw. I forgot what I was doing. For the distracted. We think you're great.

No. Your email did not find me well. Write the email you want, then write the email you should. We suspect this line not would fall under the latter - but that's up to you my snarky friend.

... but that's none of my business. *sips tea*

We the people.

I hope you're glowing as much as this design perfect as a cool present or for christmas or birthday.

I hope you're glowing as much as this design perfect as a cool present or for christmas or birthday.

You're a Geek. Be proud.

I hope you're glowing as much as this design perfect as a cool present or for christmas or birthday.

I hope you're glowing as much as this design perfect as a cool present or for christmas or birthday.

Yep Christmas is here again, so here's a Bah Humbug T-Shirt you can wear to ward off excessive carolling, present buying, parties and all that turkey. Actually, the turkey can stay, but the rest of it can get lost! Bah humbug.

Bring me coffee and nobody gets hurt. NOW.

Multiple undiagnosed medical conditions. I did some internet searching, it wasn't pretty.

I hope you're glowing as much as this design perfect as a cool present or for christmas or birthday.

Are you classified as human ?

LOL No.

Cannot brain today. I'll just head home, if I can remember where it is.

As if! A 90s nostalgia design. It was a sick place to be kids. So take a chill pill. This one's for the x generation (and millennials), growing up in a world of benevolent neglect, grunge, hip hop and when this weird thing called 'the internet' started to appear. We're not clueless about it around here - because we lived it - yeah baby!

This is not my best day ever. Probably shoulda just stayed in bed.

You wish. It's a confidence thing.

Don't ask me to relax, I have no chill. Now, if you'll excuse me, I gotta go and replay some awkward conversations I had three months ago.

Emotional. For anyone with feelings, moods and sentiments. Be real.