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Description: I am awake. Please respect my privacy in these difficult times.

Description: The perfect party shirt. Cheers.

Description: Actually, this is my second rodeo. Designed for anyone who feel like they've done all this before.

Description: Due to unfortunate circumstances, I am out of bed. I have better things do, like nap.

Description: “Due to not wanting to. I will not be.” A minimalist masterpiece of apathy, sarcasm, and gloriously low energy. For introverts and mood-driven rebels, mental health days, weekends and stylish nonchalant detachment.

Description: I don't like this. For anyone who is over it, underwhelmed and wishing to express discomfort, disagreement, or general anti-vibes. Perfect for introverts, reluctant participants and anyone who's been to a team-building event. Whether it's small talk, social obligations, unsolicited opinions, or just the general state of things, this deadpan design says it for you so you don’t have to waste the energy. Ideal for introverts, overthinkers, and anyone quietly screaming on the inside. Works at social events, family dinners, work meetings or anywhere joy is mandatory.

Description: I'd run through a ring of fire to wear a tshirt as great as this one.

Description: You're a Nerd. Be proud of it.

Description: I have the right to remain silent. But not the ability. For the over-sharers, the unfiltered minds, and anyone who thinks before they speak - but still say it anyway.

Description: Apathy. It's a gift. No sure who from but who cares ? I don't.

Description: I have that on vinyl. Pretentious deadpan delivery. For audiophiles and record lovers, this retro quote design celebrates classic analog vibes, crate-digging culture, and timeless music appreciation. Ideal for DJs, collectors, and nostalgic music fans. Wear it to the next Record Store Day, or everyday for pretentious vintage flair.

Description: Due to Unfortunate Circumstances, I am Awake.

Description: This Is Actually My Third Rodeo T-Shirt

Description: No. Your email did not find me well. Write the email you want, then write the email you should. We suspect this line not would fall under the latter - but that's up to you my snarky friend.

Description: "Not Here to Make Friends" This strong, no-nonsense phrase is perfect for those with unapologetic energy, solo vibes, and a “don’t mess with me” attitude. Ideal for rebels, lone wolves, and anyone who thrives independently. A deadpan design with no compromise, just a simple way to share a boundary setting message with the universe, or just your corporate colleagues. Ideal for anyone fluent in the art of disengagement and setting boundaries, this piece channels quiet defiance. It’s the uniform of introverts at family functions, burned-out creatives at meetings that could’ve been emails or anyone who's just had enough.

Description: Are you a multi-tasking genius? Can you juggle family, friends, work and everything life throws at you with skill ? This is the perfect Chaos Coordinator shirt for that busy person in your life. Whether it's a busy mom, dad, a teacher, colleague, boss, manager, friend or workmate this is the perfect fun gift for them. We reckon this is the best design for Mothers Day ever. The perfect Mothers Day gift!

Description: WARNING May Contain Traces Of Sarcasm T-Shirt

Description: The perfect party shirt. Cheers.

Description: Let me cook. Whether you're in the kitchen, at the keyboard, or building empires, this iconic Let Me Cook design is a bold nod to focus, flow, and doing your thing uninterrupted. Perfect for chefs, developers, artists, writers, engineers, or anyone deep in their zone.

Description: Are you a multi-tasking genius? Can you juggle family, friends, work and everything life throws at you with skill ? This is the perfect Chaos Coordinator shirt for that busy person in your life. Whether it's a busy mom, dad, a teacher, colleague, boss, manager, friend or workmate this is the perfect fun gift for them. We reckon this is the best design for Mothers Day ever. The perfect Mothers Day gift!

Description: This design says the word Uncomfortable. It's for the uncomfortable, the awkward and the strange.

Description: Recrudescence is a 17th century word meaning the return of something unpleasant after a period of relief. It's a post US Election mood.

Description: I Bite - Inappropriate Funny Humor

Description: Fragile, delicate and easily offended ? No, actually I'm a badass and this shirt is designed to be worn in irony, wry and sardonic irony.

Description: Hang on let me overthink this. But don't overthink your overthinking, because then you'll be overthinking about overthinking your overthinking. No-one wants to do that.

Description: Relax. It's not that deep.

Description: I came. I saw. I forgot what I was doing. For the distracted. We think you're great.

Description: It is alleged that members of the legal fraternity will nod and wink as you saunter past, they could be a lawyer, barrister or solicitor but we're not sure ... best to seek more legal advice.

Description: Are you a multi-tasking genius? Can you juggle family, friends, work and everything life throws at you with skill ? This is the perfect Chaos Coordinator shirt for that busy person in your life. Whether it's a busy mom, dad, a teacher, colleague, boss, manager, friend or workmate this is the perfect fun gift for them. We reckon this is the best design for Mothers Day ever. The perfect Mothers Day gift!

Description: Sarcasm sayings, i am awake please respect my privacy T-Shirt

Description: Oh ... that's awkward.

Description: This is the worst costume ever.

Description: The perfect party shirt. Cheers.

Description: Due to unfortunate circumstances, I am sober. This will likely be rectified sometime around lunch on Friday.

Description: Silence is golden, so shut up. Thank you.

Description: I don't know. I just got here.