Chestify Tapestries

I'd run through a ring of fire to wear a tshirt as great as this one.

No. Not doing that. Dead Inside. A dead inside shirt for the apathetic, the morose, the forlorn and the emotionally detached.

Are you a multi-tasking genius? Can you juggle family, friends, work and everything life throws at you with skill ? This is the perfect Chaos Coordinator shirt for that busy person in your life. Whether it's a busy mom, dad, a teacher, colleague, boss, manager, friend or workmate this is the perfect fun gift for them.

Because you're a weirdo, here's your weirdo shirt! Suitable for the odd, the strange, the introverts, the aspies, the socially awkward and the freaks, the best people in the world!

Sometimes you just want to be alone

Yep Christmas is here again, so here's a Bah Humbug T-Shirt you can wear to ward off excessive carolling, present buying, parties and all that turkey. Actually, the turkey can stay, but the rest of it can get lost! Bah humbug.

Due to unfortunate circumstances, I am sober. This will likely be rectified sometime around lunch on Friday.

Because you're weird, here's your weird shirt! Suitable for introverts, aspies, the socially awkward and freaks, the best people in the world!

Now's your chance to be the Hall Monitor you always wanted to be - live the dream people! Wear the t-shirt and find a hall, preferably one you own or are allowed to use, otherwise it's trespassing, possibly break and enter.

This is a reindeer t-shirt. Wear it with reindeer antlers. Christmas dress up sorted, you're welcome.

I came. I saw. I forgot what I was doing. For the distracted. We think you're great.

Multiple undiagnosed medical conditions. I did some internet searching, it wasn't pretty.

No. Your email did not find me well. Write the email you want, then write the email you should. We suspect this line not would fall under the latter - but that's up to you my snarky friend.

We the people.

... but that's none of my business. *sips tea*

You're a Geek. Be proud.

Yep Christmas is here again, so here's a Bah Humbug T-Shirt you can wear to ward off excessive carolling, present buying, parties and all that turkey. Actually, the turkey can stay, but the rest of it can get lost! Bah humbug.

Are you classified as human ?

Bring me coffee and nobody gets hurt. NOW.

This is easily the most pretentious design we have ever created. Now, leave us to our vintage vinyl collection and hand roasted artisanal coffee.

You wish. It's a confidence thing.

Don't ask me to relax, I have no chill. Now, if you'll excuse me, I gotta go and replay some awkward conversations I had three months ago.

Elder millennial. If you know how to use a dial phone, but communicate mostly through memes on Snapchat. This is you.

This is not my best day ever. Probably shoulda just stayed in bed.

Emotional. For anyone with feelings, moods and sentiments. Be real.

A simple design that says Neurodivergent. Neurodivergent is a nonmedical term that describes people whose brains develop, organise or work differently for some reason. This means the person has different strengths and struggles when compared to people whose brains develop or work more typically. This could be related to more specific diagnosis such as Autism Spectrum Disorder (ASD) or Attention-Deficit/Hyperactivity Disorder (ADHD).

I could keep calm and carry on but I don't want too.

Due tomorrow? Do tomorrow. A saying for either the poorly motivated, or the insanely smart, we're never sure which. Why do today what you can put off until tomorrow.

For Cheese lovers. Brie, Camenbert, Cheddar, Mozarella, Parmesan, Gouda, Swiss, Feta, Blue Cheese, Bocconcini, Gorgonzola.

This is a Big t-shirt, even you buy it in a small size ... still Big.

Silence is golden, so shut up. Thank you.

Stop. Collaborate and Listen. A nostalgic phrase straight from the nineties. This one's for x generation (and millennials), growing up in a world of benevolent neglect, grunge, hip hop and when this weird thing called 'the internet' started to appear.

If you know you know.

What? It's true.

This place sucks. Designed for snarky, sarcastic types who like to say it like it is.

This place sucks. Designed for introverts (we think your awesome).