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Black Knight: Then you shall die. King Arthur: I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside! Black Knight: I move for no man. King Arthur: So be it! [rounds of melee, with Arthur cutting off the left arm of the black knight.] King Arthur: Now stand aside, worthy adversary. Black Knight: Tis but a scratch. King Arthur: A scratch?! Your arm's off! Black Knight: No it isn't. King Arthur: Well what's that then? [Pointing to the knight's arm lying on the ground.] Black Knight: I've had worse.

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From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Here's my drawing of the fresh French taunter with one of his best zingers.

The young child defends the tree house

Now accepting visitors! (Be prepared to answer 3 questions to access the bridge)

Come and see the violence inherent in the system!

A cute little black kitty, looking all surprised and such,

Black Knight: None shall pass. King Arthur: What? Black Knight: None shall pass. King Arthur: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge. Black Knight: Then you shall die. King Arthur: I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside! Black Knight: I move for no man. King Arthur: So be it! [rounds of melee, with Arthur cutting off the left arm of the black knight.] King Arthur: Now stand aside, worthy adversary. Black Knight: Tis but a scratch. King Arthur: A scratch?! Your arm's off! Black Knight: No it isn't. King Arthur: Well what's that then? [Pointing to the knight's arm lying on the ground.] Black Knight: I've had worse. King Arthur: You liar! Black Knight: Come on then, you pansy!

perfect with the rest of King Arthur's costume!

Stylized, naive art of a swallow bird in a flight, The eye of the swallow is a reference to The Eye of Horus

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BEDEVERE: What makes you think she is a witch? VILLAGER #3: Well, she turned me into a newt. BEDEVERE: A newt? VILLAGER #3: I got better.

A little bit of Monty Python humor with a pinch of nihlism <3

WOMAN: Well, how did you become King, then? ARTHUR: The Lady of the Lake,... [angels sing] ...her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. [singing stops] That is why I am your king! DENNIS: Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFdgjYoBMIg

I hope you like it!

Basil Fawlty is the main character of the 1970s British sitcom Fawlty Towers, played by John Cleese. The proprietor of the hotel Fawlty Towers, he is a cynical and snobbish misanthrope who is desperate to belong to a higher social class. His attempts to run the hotel often end in farce.

There he is!

Monty Python and The Holy Grail.

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This bunny has a secret...the rabbit hole of no return.

From my graphic novel DIARY OF THE BLACK WIDOW.

...for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth!

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...for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth!

The "Tis But a Scratch", inspired by the legendary scene from Monty Python and the Holy Grail, is a witty homage to comedy and tenacity. This shirt promotes the concept of accepting problems with a humorous attitude, with a clever saying and potentially a playful visual of a knight bearing a small wounded. It's ideal for individuals who value the power of humor in the face of tragedy or just like revisiting famous comedy moments. With its wry appeal, this T-shirt is more than simply a garment; it's a wearable reminder that a good attitude can convert even the most insignificant failures into entertaining tales.

Sir Bedevere : ...and that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana-shaped. King Arthur : This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.

I wish to plead incompetence. Thank you.

ARTHUR: Where could we find this cave, O Tim? TIM: Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth. ARTHUR: What an eccentric performance.

Monty Pythons Life of Brian.

Monty Python Mean Girls

King Arthur : I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight. But I must cross this bridge. Black Knight : Then you shall die. King Arthur : I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside!