Shoot Your Eye Out Baseball T-Shirts

Ralphie from The Christmas Story

Won it with brain powers!

Oh Fudge

A box came in recently that said FRA-GEE-LAY (must be italian). It must be that major award I won!

A Christmas Story Tribute

This design, by Emily D, was inspired by our True Crime episode 'He forked out his own eye'

Only he didn't say, "fudge". Over the years, Ralphie became quite a connoisseur of soap.

You'll Shoot Your Eye Out Christmas Story Llama Bunny Suit

You shouldn’t stare.

This was the restaurant the Parkers went to eat their Christmas turkey. Cool, new, popular, recent, trending, top pick, best seller, top seller, editors pick, number 1 ranked, hot, recommended, liked, great artwork, t-shirt design, must-have, recommended choice, featured, All designs, best selling t-shirt graphics, best trending

Ralph! Shhh! Y'Mutha! Y'Mutha!

Painting of Ralphie

"You used up all the glue on purpose!" His wife just broke his "major award" and he has no glue to put it back together. "We're out!", she said. The old man stood there, quivering with fury, stammering as he tried to come up with a real crusher. All he got out was, "Nadafinga!"

Remember Christmas Story and Ralphie's Red Ryder Official Carbine-Action 200 Shot Range Model Air Rifle? Well if you don't just wear this design and watch the movie this Christmas. Now you can get this amazing design in extra colors! Talk about choices! Cool, new, popular, recent, trending, top pick, best seller, top seller, editors pick, number 1 ranked, hot, must-have, recommended, liked, great artwork, awesome design, recommended choice, featured, All designs, best-selling graphics, best trending.

Dun dun dun!

The infamous Black Bart and his back yard gang will be back. Sport this great t-shirt from your favorite Christmas Movie.

Would you look at that? Would you look at THAT?!

awesome i'm sorry did i roll my eyes out loud again. funny gift idea

thinking will and believe in your mind.

This is a funny shirt design which reads "NOTTAFINGA!" and is attributed to Old Man Parker of The Christmas Story.

Classic 1950s take on the old BB Gun ad.

Possibly the strangest and creepiest pun out there. But I love it because dad jokes are how eye roll.

Make the kid take it off.

A Christmas Story

Fragiiiiiiiile... Must be italian

Oh, Fudge! // Coins and Connections

im sorry did i roll my eyes out loud

What Would It Be? The Guillotine? Hanging? The Chair? The Rack? The Chinese Water Torture? Hmmph. Mere Child's Play Compared To What Surely Awaited Me. You'll shoot your eye out.

"You'll Shoot Your Eye Out Kid! Merry Christmas. HO HO HO!" Here is my homage to that scene with poor Ralphie getting the boot from Santa as he swirls down the slide.

The iconic "Fragile" line from A Christmas Story. It must be Italian!

What Would It Be? The Guillotine? Hanging? The Chair? The Rack? The Chinese Water Torture? Hmmph. Mere Child's Play Compared To What Surely Awaited Me. You'll shoot your eye out.

im sorry did i roll my eyes out loud

We all have a kid in our family who won't eat. For us, it was my brother, Randy.

Don't let your Christmas wishes be crushed.

Have a soap connoisseur on your Christmas list? Do they like fudge as well? You're in luck! We're proud to announce Ralphie's "Fine Soap-Flavored Fudge" Sampler! A perfect gift for all Christmas Story fans. We promise you won't be stricken blind. Just don't say the eff, dash, dash, dash word when you taste it's mellow smoothness!

Stick my tongue to that stupid pole that's ridiculous