Shoot Your Eye Out Baseball T-Shirts

...except he didn't say "FUDGE"

I was never asked to help my dad with anything

Who wouldn't want a lady leg lamp?

Say uncle or I'll pound ya!

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From the episode "Homer Defined" of The Simpsons.

Ralphie The Kid

Do you love this line from that great xmas classic?

"You used up all the glue on purpose!" His wife just broke his "major award" and he has no glue to put it back together. "We're out!", she said. The old man stood there, quivering with fury, stammering as he tried to come up with a real crusher. All he got out was, "Nadafinga!"

Only I didn't say "Fudge." I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the "F-dash-dash-dash" word!

Wash your mouth out with soap.

Open 24/7. Get your Chinese turkey for the holidays.

A spooky crossover of Sally’s burton aesthetic and the iconic leg lamp from A Christmas Story

Flick deserved better. Damn you, Ralphie.

Ralphie is going to shoot his eye out with that BB Rifle and hi's mom is going to wash his mouth out with soap if he doesn't stop cursing. Cool, new, popular, recent, trending, top pick, best seller, top seller, editors pick, number 1 ranked, hot, recommended, liked, great artwork, t-shirt design, must-have, recommended choice, featured, All designs, best selling t-shirt graphics, best trending

You'll shoot your eye out, kid!

Oh Fudge!

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And it's FRA-GEE-LAY.

I think it's ITALIAN!

Part of the exclusive Christmas Collection by Jared Buckendahl. Inspired by the beloved holiday movie A Christmas Story and youngster Ralphie Parker, this design is bound to "catch eyes" and turn heads this holiday season.

Fragile Leg Lamp

Ralphie's old man gets a major award in the mail and he can't help but display it in the window for everyone to see. Share in his glory with this leg lamp shirt.

You'll shoot your eye out

Home of the CHINESE TURKEY! Fa-Ra-Ra-Ra-Ra!

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Fra-gee-ley. That must be Italian.

Major award