Ralphie Youll Shoot Your Eye Out Christ Baseball T-Shirts

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It's one of your favorite Christmas characters in adorable cartoon form.

A pixel design made to look like an ugly Christmas sweater.

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Fragile It Must Be Italian - A Christmas Story- Ralphie - You'll Shoot Your Eye Out - Red Ryder

Relive the timeless cautionary tale with our 'You'll Shoot Your Eye Out' T-shirt. This design captures the iconic line from 'A Christmas Story,' delivering a nostalgic warning against the perils of youthful dreams. Perfect for fans of classic holiday cinema and those who appreciate the humor in memorable quotes. Get your tee and wear a piece of nostalgic wisdom with festive flair

Christmas for a kid.

The orginial ad for the red ryder cowboy carbine BB rifle from the famous Christmas movie from the 80's.

Perhaps the most well-known artistic development of the 20th century, Pop art emerged in reaction to consumerism, mass media, and popular culture. This movement surfaced in the 1950s and gained major momentum throughout the sixties.

A Christmas Story- youll shoot your eye out! - UGLY CHRISTMAS PATTERN

You'll shoot your eye out!

this is a funny, high quality t-shirt and a perfect gift for Christmas!

You'll shoot your eye out

This cute and funny Christmas saying will have everyone at your Christmas party striking up a conversation with you! A perfect gift for any kid who loves Christmas or any adult who needs to relive great old times!

Poor Ralphie just wants a Red Ryder BB gun

Mashing up two holiday classics, A Christmas Story and DIE HARD!!

You'll Shoot Your Eye Out

or was it an icicle?

So help me, yellow eyes!

Remember Christmas Story and Ralphie's Red Ryder Official Carbine-Action 200 Shot Range Model Air Rifle? Well if you don't just wear this design and watch the movie this Christmas. Now you can get this amazing design in extra colors! Talk about choices! Cool, new, popular, recent, trending, top pick, best seller, top seller, editors pick, number 1 ranked, hot, must-have, recommended, liked, great artwork, awesome design, recommended choice, featured, All designs, best-selling graphics, best trending.

Ralphie should have listened to the warnings. Celebrate A Christmas Story with this You'll Shoot Your Eye Out design.

Your present is dangerous

Painting of Ralphie

Sonsabitches.....Bumpuses!

Classic!

Celebrate the Holiday Season in style with our “You'll Shoot Your Eye Out - Christmas Story - Knit Sweater” tee! This funny Christmas Story t-shirt, inspired by the knit look of classic ugly Christmas sweaters, features a Red Ryder air rifle and broken glasses, with the caption “ You'll Shoot Your Eye Out”. It's perfect for Christmas movie lovers and is sure to turn heads and spark conversation wherever you go. Spread smiles with this Chrstmas Story-inspired tee. It also makes a great Christmas gift! Whether you're at a family Christmas party, celebrating the holidays with friends, or blasting Christmas music as you enjoy a lazy winter day at home, this tee is sure to add a touch of vintage Christmas humor to your winter outfit. Don't miss

What you wish you'd said in front of your dad instead of Oh F---!

Ralphie The Kid

The film is presented in a series of vignettes, with narration provided by the adult Ralphie Parker reminiscing on one particular Christmas when he was nine years old. Ralphie wanted only one thing that Christmas: a Red Ryder Carbine Action 200-shot Range Model air rifle. Ralphie's desire is rejected by his mother, his teacher Miss Shields, and even a Santa Claus at Higbee's department store, all giving him the same warning: "You'll shoot your eye out."

Celebrate the Holiday Season in style with our “Ugly Christmas Sweater - You'll Shoot Your Eye Out” tee! This funny Christmas Story t-shirt, inspired by the knit look of classic ugly Christmas sweaters, features a Red Ryder air rifle and broken glasses, with the caption “ You'll Shoot Your Eye Out”. It's perfect for Christmas movie lovers and is sure to turn heads and spark conversation wherever you go. Spread smiles with this Chrstmas Story-inspired tee. It also makes a great Christmas gift! Whether you're at a family Christmas party, celebrating the holidays with friends, or blasting Christmas music as you enjoy a lazy winter day at home, this tee is sure to add a touch of vintage Christmas humor to your winter outfit.

Don't you still want a red ryder bb gun, even after seeing this movie. I know I do!

youll shoot your eye out,kid!, glasses illustration

Ralph wants you to wear it.

None of these are as bad as to what will come, so he thinks

Oh Fudge