Car Salesman Cards

Description: This Car Salesman Automobile Sportscar Seller Design is the perfect gift for men, women, mothers, fathers, brothers and sisters. Expecially for birthday, Christmas or any special occasion.

Description: Fixin's

Description: Winning Hearts, Closing Sales. T-Shirt for salesman, car salesman, insurance salesman, salesperson, retail salesperson, real estate salesperson as a gift, fun barbie styled

Description: Ashley Schaeffer = legendary character

Description: Beautiful Cars. Beautiful Surroundings. Beautiful Women.

Description: Car Salesman in Blue Suit Crossed Arms

Description: Beautiful Cars. Beautiful Surroundings. Beautiful Women.

Description: Beautiful Cars. Beautiful Surroundings. Beautiful Women.

Description: Home of the Wagon Queen Family Truckster (the greatest fake movie station wagon of all time) Chicago, IL

Description: Car Salesman Cardealologist

Description: Used Cars

Description: A long lost comic strip from the bowels of heck.

Description: Home of the Wagon Queen Family Truckster which is the greatest fake movie station wagon of all time.

Description: Used Cars

Description: Weird Wally's Used Cars - Lincoln, Nebraska

Description: Used Cars

Description: Used car lots have always had some reputational issues to deal with, even back in the early days of the automobile. While certified used cars are quite common today, the 'OK Used Cars' program was Detroit's attempt at combatting negative opinions about buying a used car by creating the first certification program. 'OK Used Cars' had completed a series of tests before being certified, including a thorough inspection, complete servicing, and several points of reconditioning. The certified vehicles would be added to the lot with a warranty included, something that was previously unheard of with a used car. The program was a success, and would grow and evolve, but by the '50s, the 'OK Used Cars' sign could be found at car lots in everywhere.

Description: A half-lidded opossum shrugs with both palms up beneath a big red "Here's the Deal," leaning over a sign that reads "You Get Screwed, I Walk Away," backed by a stamp promising "As Is, No Promises, Zero Refunds." Shady, unapologetic and built for anyone who has ever been on the wrong end of a handshake deal. A fun pick for car-lot veterans, marketplace bargain hunters, sales reps with a sense of humor, or possum fans who like their honesty brutal.

Description: Some guys bring bad luck—Larry Dallas brings legendary trouble right to your front door. This mugshot-style tee captures everyone’s favorite fast-talking neighbor at what might be his most honest moment: no smooth lines, no quick exits—just pure, unapologetic Larry Dallas. The vintage black-and-white look gives it that classic “caught in the act” vibe, while the Santa Monica PD backdrop adds just the right dose of sitcom mischief. This is parody and purely fan art.

Description: Starring Kenneth Powers a short-lived 1 episode tv show that was a guaranteed huge hit

Description: The last car you will ever need! This darkly humorous design features a skeleton car salesman pitching a classic hearse with a bold vintage-inspired sales message. Perfect for fans of skeletons, spooky humor, gothic style, Halloween, classic cars, funeral humor, and creepy-but-funny designs. A fun gift for car lovers, horror fans, undertakers, hearse enthusiasts, and anyone with a dark sense of humor. Original artwork by TeesForThee. Please be aware of unauthorized copies and fraudulent listings.

Description: The best deals in All the Valley

Description: Funny shirt about Closers. Great gift for anyone in sales or your favorite Closer! Closer T-shirts creates exclusive designs for any salesperson proud to be called a <Closer>; women and men who get things done, who are fierce, hustlers, grinders and doers. Here's another exclusive design!

Description: Closer and pen logo. Great gift for your sales team and your favorite Closer!

Description: Funny shirt about confident Closers. Great gift for anyone in sales or your favorite Closer! Closer T-shirts creates exclusive designs for any salesperson proud to be called a ; women and men who get things done, who are fierce, hustlers, grinders and doers. Here's another exclusive design!

Description: Used Cars - Trust Me OK!

Description: Great gift for your sales team and your favorite Closer!

Description: Step into classic West Coast television history with this vintage-style tribute to legendary car salesman Cal Worthington and his famous "dog" Spot! Featuring a stylized retro circus aesthetic, this design captures the iconic running gag where Cal would introduce an outrageous exotic animal—like this roaring, rearing elephant—as his faithful canine companion. Perfect for fans of retro Americana, nostalgic 70s and 80s TV commercials, and classic pop culture.

Description: OK Used Cars 1925

Description: Bullshit Artist

Description: Devoted Dan's Used Cars 1968

Description: Tesler is either a knockoff brand of an EV, or it's what an orange oaf of a president incorrectly calls the car company he's trying to shill like he's a second-rate car salesman. "I love Tesler!"

Description: Irvings Auto Square

Description: Let the boy watch

Description: Crocodiles are famous for both their arms and their tears. And something called a death roll.

Description: Cool shirt about the basics of Closing sales! Great gift for your sales team and your favorite Closer! Closer T-shirts creates exclusive designs for any salesperson proud to be called a Closer ; women and men who get things done, who are fierce, hustlers, grinders and doers. Here's another exclusive design! Online sales - shipping worldwide!