Carpenter Humor Cards

Description: Design and build all sorts of neat projects with this tool and lumber kit!

Description: Cartoon versions of the cast of characters from John Carpenter's The Thing

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Description: Perfect design for carpenters, woodworkers, and anyone passionate about crafting with wood.

Description: Funny Carpenter Wife Humor Woodworking Carpenter

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Description: Big Trouble in Little China Guardian Eye

Description: You’re in Antarctica at a research base and a dog comes sprinting out of the whiteness pursued by a helicopter with a crazy Swede (actually, they’re Norwegian, Mac) taking shots at it from a high-powered rifle. What do you do? Do you try to understand what the crazy Swede is doing trying to kill this dog, or do you stupidly shoot the frantic foreigner in the head and give the mutt a friendly pat? If you answered to the latter, well, bad luck – because you’re about to be “assimilated” by an alien life form. Should have learnt to speak Swedish (I mean, Norwegian…)

Description: Perfect for carpenters, woodworking professionals, construction workers, and skilled tradespeople with a strong personality and a great sense of humor. This bold statement artwork highlights the pride, hard work, and no-nonsense attitude that comes with the carpentry trade. A fun choice for job sites, workshops, work events, and anyone who enjoys occupational humor and trade-related designs.

Description: I can’t fix stupid I can fix what stupid does. For those moments when common sense is missing in action… This no-nonsense design says what every hands-on pro is thinking. Sarcasm sold separately.

Description: A clever woodworking humor design featuring the bold statement "Yes I'm Always Right" alongside a large carpenter's square forming a perfect right angle. The distressed white typography creates a rugged, minimalist look against a dark background, emphasizing the playful double meaning of being right. This witty illustration combines carpenter humor, geometry puns, and sarcastic confidence with classic woodworking tool imagery. The simple yet striking composition celebrates carpentry, construction trades, handyman skills, and the timeless humor of a perfectly measured right angle.

Description: John Carpenter's worlds combine. Jack Burton, Snake Plissken and R.J. MacReady combine forces to take on the THING!

Description: We're screwed

Description: They Live is a 1988 American science fiction action horror film written and directed by John Carpenter, based on the 1963 short story "Eight O'Clock in the Morning" by Ray Nelson. The film stars Roddy Piper, Keith David, and Meg Foster, the film follows an unnamed drifter who discovers through special sunglasses that the ruling class are aliens concealing their appearance and manipulating people to consume, breed, and conform to the status quo via subliminal messages in mass media. Please, if you liked this design, you can help me a lot by sharing it or following my work. I will really be very grateful to you!

Description: Measure Twice Cut Once Carpenter Turn Trees Carpenter Humor

Description: John Carpenter

Description: 100% combed ringspun cotton — the perfect fabric for a graphic tee and the softest in the business. Due to product availability fabric varies by color solids are 100% cotton heathers and select colors are cotton poly blends.

Description: Humor I Turn Trees Into Things Woodworking Carpenter Humor

Description: A humorous statement about being a carpenter and not minding hard work. The text reads "I'M A CARPENTER ★ I DON'T MIND ★ HARD WORK IF I WANTED TO DO SOMETHING EASY I'D CALL YOUR MOM". A yellow silhouette of a carpenter working at a workbench is centered below the text.

Description: Proudly display your profession with this humorous Italian phrase for married carpenters. Features iconic tools. A great gift for woodworkers and DIY enthusiasts.

Description: Carpenters Gifts Ideas

Description: I Turn Trees Into Things Woodworking Carpenter Humor

Description: I Turn Trees Into Things Woodworking Carpenter Humor

Description: I Turn Trees Into Things Woodworking Carpenter Humor

Description: Carpenters Gifts Ideas

Description: Handyman Hourly Rate Humor Carpenter Funny Handy Man T-Shirt

Description: A humorous woodworking design for carpenters and makers who transform raw wood into handcrafted creations.

Description: They did last long, but for a small time frame they were...The Carpenters

Description: This will be the perfect sarcastic gifts for any Carpenters around.

Description: This will be the perfect sarcastic gifts for any Carpenters around.

Description: This will be the perfect sarcastic gifts for any Carpenters around.

Description: This will be the perfect sarcastic gifts for any Carpenters around.

Description: This will be the perfect sarcastic gifts for any Carpenters around.

Description: This will be the perfect sarcastic gifts for any Carpenters around.

Description: This will be the perfect sarcastic gifts for any Carpenters around.

Description: This will be the perfect sarcastic gifts for any Carpenters around.