Carpenter Humor Shorts
Description: You’re in Antarctica at a research base and a dog comes sprinting out of the whiteness pursued by a helicopter with a crazy Swede (actually, they’re Norwegian, Mac) taking shots at it from a high-powered rifle. What do you do? Do you try to understand what the crazy Swede is doing trying to kill this dog, or do you stupidly shoot the frantic foreigner in the head and give the mutt a friendly pat? If you answered to the latter, well, bad luck – because you’re about to be “assimilated” by an alien life form. Should have learnt to speak Swedish (I mean, Norwegian…)
Description: Perfect for carpenters, woodworking professionals, construction workers, and skilled tradespeople with a strong personality and a great sense of humor. This bold statement artwork highlights the pride, hard work, and no-nonsense attitude that comes with the carpentry trade. A fun choice for job sites, workshops, work events, and anyone who enjoys occupational humor and trade-related designs.
Description: I can’t fix stupid I can fix what stupid does. For those moments when common sense is missing in action… This no-nonsense design says what every hands-on pro is thinking. Sarcasm sold separately.
Funny cynical tradie design, I can’t fix stupid but I can fix what stupid does Shorts
by pickledpossums
$27
Description: A clever woodworking humor design featuring the bold statement "Yes I'm Always Right" alongside a large carpenter's square forming a perfect right angle. The distressed white typography creates a rugged, minimalist look against a dark background, emphasizing the playful double meaning of being right. This witty illustration combines carpenter humor, geometry puns, and sarcastic confidence with classic woodworking tool imagery. The simple yet striking composition celebrates carpentry, construction trades, handyman skills, and the timeless humor of a perfectly measured right angle.
Description: They Live is a 1988 American science fiction action horror film written and directed by John Carpenter, based on the 1963 short story "Eight O'Clock in the Morning" by Ray Nelson. The film stars Roddy Piper, Keith David, and Meg Foster, the film follows an unnamed drifter who discovers through special sunglasses that the ruling class are aliens concealing their appearance and manipulating people to consume, breed, and conform to the status quo via subliminal messages in mass media. Please, if you liked this design, you can help me a lot by sharing it or following my work. I will really be very grateful to you!
Description: Celebrate the wisdom and humor of a 70-year-old carpenter with this funny woodworker shirt. Perfect for any skilled craftsman in his golden years, this tee makes a great gift for birthdays or special occasions. Show off your passion for carpentry with style and a touch of nostalgia.
