Chestify Cards

Description: I love running ... from my problems.

Description: Emotional. For anyone with feelings, moods and sentiments. Be real.

Description: Whale Oil Beef Hooked this one's for St Patricks Day. A cheeky, whimsical but deadpan Irish accent joke to celebrate Saint Patty's Day with a touch of humour. Get a laugh and a smile at the local pub or when enjoying a festive St Paddy's event. Perfect for the Irish by blood or the Irish at heart.

Description: Now thats some big brain philosophical thinking. perfect as a cool present or for christmas or birthday.

Description: Living my okayest life.

Description: ...it depends. Because everything is relative; for analysts, philosophers, lawyers or anyone fluent in nuance and overthinking.

Description: Unstoppable* - but wait, slight catch - *Unstable. Watch out.

Description: Normal. If you're getting a Medical Diagnosis, this is the word you want to hear.

Description: Staying in on a Friday night? Missing that party for a good book? You're born to be mild and you're AWESOME.

Description: This is a design that says the word Nonchalant. Its for the unfazed, the cool and the super chill.

Description: A funny design for anyone prepared to do anything for social media.

Description: Neurospicy. Neurospicy, a term that holds a special place in the hearts of many neurodivergent individuals. It's a symbol of resilience, creativity, and pride. By reclaiming and reframing stereotypes, we empower ourselves and others to embrace our multifaceted selves. We think you're awesome.

Description: Overrated. A quiet declaration that you’re not impressed by the mainstream - and you’re okay with that.

Description: If you know you know.

Description: I'm kind of a big deal. It's a humble brag for the modest ego.

Description: We are all a work in progress.

Description: Just go away. A shirt for introverts, anti-socials and grumps - the best people in the world!

Description: Hungry? Get stuffed!

Description: "Ackchyually, this meme has several variations during it's life on the internet and is now a part of nerd culture. The incorrect spelling emphasises the comical pronunciation of the word. Remember, the internet does not trust a thing you have to say."

Description: Left blank intentionally.

Description: Today has been cancelled shirt, for those days when you'd rather just stay in bed. Cancel today, it can wait till tomorrow.

Description: Be cool, use an air conditioner.

Description: This is a design that says the word Productive. It's for the productive, or not. Depends on how honest you are really.

Description: You're a limited edition. Remind everyone.

Description: This is a Little t-shirt. Even if you order a large sized t-shirt ... still little

Description: Wearing this t-shirt will not make you Zombie, you'll need an expert in Voodoo or become infected with a nasty virus for that to happen. Still, this makes for a quick and easy costume idea or perhaps a gift for someone who'd rather be gaming than sleep.

Description: Namaste at home.

Description: The simple way to show that you support net neutrality. Let's keep the net neutral!

Description: re you a multi-tasking genius? Can you juggle family, friends, work and everything life throws at you with skill ? This is the perfect Chaos Coordinator shirt for that busy person in your life. Whether it's a busy mom, dad, a teacher, colleague, boss, manager, friend or workmate this is the perfect fun gift for them.

Description: This is the word thinking. We heard about the caps now available and figured that people need to put their thinking caps on and now they can. Neat.

Description: This is a design that says they / them. Designed to display your chosen personal pronoun clearly, simply and legibly. They / them is a gender neutral pronoun.

Description: Chaos Coordinator