Coma Cards

Description: A grizzly bear lies face-down and completely flattened beneath spiky chrome lettering reading "System Shutdown," surrounded by turkey, pie and gravy icons, a "Carb Overload Detected" warning, a 9,842 kcal counter and a panel reporting "Tryptophan Overload, Metabolic Rate 1%, Resume Operations: Monday." Stuffed, defeated and built for anyone who goes into hibernation after the big meal. A fun pick for Thanksgiving dinners, food-coma survivors, bear lovers, or anyone who lives by "Feast. Regret. Reboot."

Description: Funny turkey for the full-belly feeling after dinner.

Description: Sleeping Honey Badger

Description: X’d-out eyes and a little round mouth, this pumpkin has had too much candy. Funny Halloween with a cartoon twist.

Description: J. Callaghan Mission Furniture

Description: Im Really Into The Thanksgiving Spirit Ive Given The Festive design for autumn gatherings. Turkey, pumpkin, and falling leaves evoke holiday cheer. Ideal for a thankful season.

Description: I Woke Up From a Coma And All I Got Was A Podcast

Description: Thankful Grateful Slightly Over-Stuffed

Description: Thankful Grateful Slightly Over-Stuffed

Description: Comma Chameleon

Description: Chasing Fall Women's Relaxed

Description: Food Coma by collagebymarianne

Description: Meet your new spirit animal with our irresistibly cute "Kawaii Neko" (かわいいねこ - Cute Cat) Ramen design! This delightful illustration showcases an endearing black cat with big, expressive orange-tinted eyes, skillfully using chopsticks to enjoy a delicious bowl of ramen, with a tell-tale stack of empty bowls nearby hinting at its hearty appetite. The prominent "かわいいねこ" lettering at the top proudly announces its cuteness, while the vintage-inspired textured background, featuring a lovely teal and patterned red, adds a warm, nostalgic charm. This piece is a wonderful celebration of Japanese foodie culture and adorable feline antics, rendered in a captivating retro-anime style. It's the ideal choice for anyone who adores cute cats, savory ramen,

Description: If You're Reading This You've Been In A Coma T-Shirt. Funny Shirt for people who want to wake people from comas, and funny saying joke shirt fans everywhere. Original If You're Reading This You've Been In A Coma Shirt Design featuring original funny quote saying meme artwork.

Description: Sleeping turkey wearing a nightcap snuggled under a blanket on a plate. Funny slogan for post-Thanksgiving dinner naps

Description: Sleeping turkey wearing a nightcap snuggled under a blanket on a plate. Funny slogan for post-Thanksgiving dinner naps.

Description: A bold and sassy statement for those who prefer silence and solitude over small talk. Featuring a unique distressed style.

Description: Coma Cadet logo from Eternal_Ephemeral

Description: Grungy stencil style typography with a sharp-witted and humorous message about personal space and social battery.

Description: Factory Records Costa Mesa's official stay-at-home order t-shirt

Description: Road to Valhalla!!!

Description: A bug-eyed opossum sprawls beside a slice of pizza, a sprinkle donut, a spilled soda, a burger and a busted chip bag, clutching a belly that has clearly gone too far, under "Chose Happiness" and a banner reading "Swallowed More Than I Can Handle," stamped "Digesting in Disbelief." Stuffed, stunned and built for anyone who has ever regretted that last bite and gone back for another. A fun pick for snack lovers, buffet veterans, Thanksgiving food-coma survivors, or possum fans with an appetite.

Description: Eatism is a practice that has been used for centuries to satisfy hunger!

Description: Zombie and Mr Men Mashup

Description: Kreator Coma Of Souls

Description: Support for Kamala Harris for the 2024 election!

Description: Join the High School Club

Description: Oy. The shirt says it all! 🤣

Description: Kreator Coma Of Souls 1990

Description: We found this in your brain

Description: "Instead of fighting the sickness she is You’ll become the disease Give your life to the vvitch" - TAS

Description: Nick Miller's worst enemy

Description: Channing Tatum and Jamie Foxx famous song

Description: The Famous Billy Zane Fan Club T-shirt

Description: They would never catch him