Criminal Quote Cards
Description: Having crazy thoughts of oppression whilst hanging around the house? You may be a Thought Criminal for fun and profit! That's right! Break out those handcuffs hidden in that bottom drawer and get your head straight. It's an Orwellian thought crime quote right outta the novel 1984. Don't you just love literature? What haven't read it? Well whatta ya waiting for? Have someone read it to you! There's a movie too but it leaves out so much! Think on if you dare! ~;0)) VivaChas!
Description: The initials for the Law and Order SVU intro IYKYK - "In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit. These are their stories."
Description: “Distrust ALL in whom the impulse to punish is powerfull” -Friedrich Nietzsche Thus Spoke Zarathustra, Ch. 29, The Tarantulas (1885)
Distrust ALL in whom the impulse to punish is powerfull Card
by sovereign120
$5.00 $6.00
Description: "Allegedly" is a witty and tongue-in-cheek design that playfully references the legal term used to denote unproven allegations, implying that the wearer is either skeptical of the truth of the matter or simply wants to avoid legal liability. This design is perfect for anyone who has a healthy dose of skepticism or enjoys making light of legal language and is a clever and irreverent way to embrace one's sense of humor and skepticism.
Description: I Don't Like Making Plans For The Day Because The Word Premeditated Gets Thrown Around In The Courtroom
I Don't Like Making Plans For The Day, Sarcastic Sarcasm Card
by el2003anas
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A raw and dramatic hand-lettered typography design featuring the phrase "Mama, I'm a criminal" in a gritty, textured brushstroke style. Written in deep crimson red against a dark background, this design channels moody, rebellious energy with an undeniable attitude. Whether you're a true crime fan, a punk at heart, or just someone who lives for dark humor and edgy aesthetics, this design is for you. Great on stickers, t-shirts, hoodies, phone cases, and tote bags — and makes a perfect gift for the boldest person you know.
Mama I'm a Criminal — Bold Hand-Lettered Dark Humor Quote Card
by Creatichu
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Built around series art, a standout vintage piece that real crime series fans and gift-givers instantly recognize. A leather-and-chrome tribute to the outlaw saga that rode hardest. Built for fans of biker crime drama and bold pop-culture style. Soft, high-quality fabric built to last wash after wash. A timeless graphic tee for film and TV lovers and pop-culture fans. Retro apparel and vintage pop-culture merch for true fans.
I'm a Criminal and a Killer Crime Series Art Card
by TARIKOLOGIE
$5.00 $6.00
Description: “If the JURY feels that the law under which the defendent is accused is unjust... for any reason which appeals to their logic or passion, the JURY has the power to acquit, and the courts must abide by that decision” -UNITED STATES v MOYLAN 4th Circuit Court of Appeals, 417 F.2d. 1002 (1969)
Description: Tall enough to be a problem! A devious trash panda raccoon posing for a police mugshot holding a "To Be A Problem" board in a hoodie. The ultimate funny graphic tee for raccoon lovers, trash pandas, and sarcastic humor enthusiasts.
Tall Enough To Be A Problem Raccoon Mugshot Card
by Thelawstyle
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Representing Mz. Penny G from Criminal Minds, your friendly neighborhood oracle of all things knowable and unknowable.
I Did a Thing; Best Not Talk About the Thing Card
by Chaotic Whimsical
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Allegedly. The ultimate legal disclaimer. Gift for defense attorneys, paralegals, law students, and true crime enthusiasts. Bold, clean typography printed on a rich, classic tee.
Allegedly - Funny Legal Defense Attorney Gift Card
by crimetime
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Show your love with a touch of rebellion. This design features a classic police lineup backdrop and a humorous quote that highlights just how far you would go for your spouse. It makes a bold statement for anniversaries or birthdays when you want a funny gift for a husband.
When It Comes To My Wife I Will Smile In My Mugshot Card
by lametafisicadeitubi
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Celebrate the holidays with legal humor featuring a festive candy cane checklist marking Nice, Naughty, and Insufficient Evidence. Decorated with snow caps, holly leaves, and colorful Christmas lights, this graphic is perfect for lawyers and law students.
Nice Naughty Insufficient Evidence Funny Sarcastic Christmas Card
by Nexu Tokyo
$5.00 $6.00
I Cut My Ankle Monitor Off To Be Here - Funny Weird Meme Saying Card
by Dark Wear Stuff
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Questions the absurd mental image of a ripped heir to the pop throne. Just pure curiosity about a very specific phrase. Makes a great gift for wordplay lovers and the unnecessarily literal.
Who's Michael's Jacked Son And Why Is He The King Of Pop? - Pop Culture Wordplay Card
by Quiet Storm
$5.00 $6.00
