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Ezekiel 25:17 Pillow
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Description: From movie “Pulp Fiction”, Jules Winnfield speech.

Tags: criminal, gangster, 1990s, retro, burger

Ezekiel 25:17 Pillow

by JohnLucke

$23 $28

Thought Criminal Pillow

Description: Having crazy thoughts of oppression whilst hanging around the house? You may be a Thought Criminal for fun and profit! That's right! Break out those handcuffs hidden in that bottom drawer and get your head straight. It's an Orwellian thought crime quote right outta the novel 1984. Don't you just love literature? What haven't read it? Well whatta ya waiting for? Have someone read it to you! There's a movie too but it leaves out so much! Think on if you dare! ~;0)) VivaChas!

Tags: thought, big brother, crime, newspeak, criminal

Thought Criminal Pillow

by VivaChas!

$23 $28

Fiona Apple - Criminal Collage Pillow
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Description: Fiona Apple - Criminal unique design

Tags: criminal, fiona apple criminal, eyes, stars, shooting star
Law And Order SVU Intro Pillow
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Description: The initials for the Law and Order SVU intro IYKYK - "In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit. These are their stories."

Tags: funny, in the criminal justice system, intro, law and order svu, quote

Law And Order SVU Intro Pillow

by Sombrero Craft

$23 $28

Distrust ALL in whom the impulse to punish is powerfull Pillow
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Description: “Distrust ALL in whom the impulse to punish is powerfull” -Friedrich Nietzsche Thus Spoke Zarathustra, Ch. 29, The Tarantulas (1885)

Tags: criminal law, criminal justice, legal, law, anonymous
Allegedly Pillow
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Description: "Allegedly" is a witty and tongue-in-cheek design that playfully references the legal term used to denote unproven allegations, implying that the wearer is either skeptical of the truth of the matter or simply wants to avoid legal liability. This design is perfect for anyone who has a healthy dose of skepticism or enjoys making light of legal language and is a clever and irreverent way to embrace one's sense of humor and skepticism.

Tags: attorney, birthday gift, christmas, claims, crime

Allegedly Pillow

by Venus Complete

$23 $28

Criminal Syndicate No Human Problem Pillow
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Description: Criminal Syndicate No Human Problem.

Tags: retro, quote, back catalog, text, tommy gun
I Don't Like Making Plans For The Day, Sarcastic Sarcasm Pillow
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Description: I Don't Like Making Plans For The Day Because The Word Premeditated Gets Thrown Around In The Courtroom

Tags: because, best funny, courtroom, crime, criminal
Mama I'm a Criminal — Bold Hand-Lettered Dark Humor Quote Pillow

Description: A raw and dramatic hand-lettered typography design featuring the phrase "Mama, I'm a criminal" in a gritty, textured brushstroke style. Written in deep crimson red against a dark background, this design channels moody, rebellious energy with an undeniable attitude. Whether you're a true crime fan, a punk at heart, or just someone who lives for dark humor and edgy aesthetics, this design is for you. Great on stickers, t-shirts, hoodies, phone cases, and tote bags — and makes a perfect gift for the boldest person you know.

Tags: criminal, dark humor, edgy, grunge, hand lettered
Future War Criminal Meme Inspired Offensive Sarcasm Pillow
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Description: This witty and rebellious statement piece is ideal for fans of dark humor and meme-inspired art.

Tags: controversial design, dark humor, edgy, humor, inappropriate humor
Crime wave Pillow
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Description: Crime wave

Tags: crime, crime scene, funny quote, funnytee, heart

Crime wave Pillow

by Jamie D 13

$23 $28

I'm a Criminal and a Killer Crime Series Art Pillow
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Description: Built around series art, a standout vintage piece that real crime series fans and gift-givers instantly recognize. A leather-and-chrome tribute to the outlaw saga that rode hardest. Built for fans of biker crime drama and bold pop-culture style. Soft, high-quality fabric built to last wash after wash. A timeless graphic tee for film and TV lovers and pop-culture fans. Retro apparel and vintage pop-culture merch for true fans.

Tags: crime series art, cult tv, im criminal art, sons of anarchy, sons of anarchy art
Jury Nullification Case Law Quote Pillow
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Description: “If the JURY feels that the law under which the defendent is accused is unjust... for any reason which appeals to their logic or passion, the JURY has the power to acquit, and the courts must abide by that decision” -UNITED STATES v MOYLAN 4th Circuit Court of Appeals, 417 F.2d. 1002 (1969)

Tags: justice, jury nullification, case law, law, jail
I Watch Murder Shows to Relax | Funny True Crime Fan Quote Pillow

Description: Unwind with your favorite suspenseful series and dark humor. Perfect for binge-watching marathons and podcast marathons. Makes a great gift for true crime enthusiasts.

Tags: crime drama, crime scene investigator, criminal minds, forensics, funny sarcastic quote
Just Here to Establish an Alibi | Funny True Crime Fan Quote Pillow

Description: Prove your innocence with a wink while cracking cold cases and unsolved mysteries. Makes a great gift for true crime lovers.

Tags: alibi, crime drama, crime scene investigator, criminal minds, forensics
bombastic side eye Pillow

Description: bombastic side eye

Tags: bombastic, cat, cat meme, criminal offensive side eye, cute

bombastic side eye Pillow

by Graceful and grateful store

$23 $28

Tall Enough To Be A Problem Raccoon Mugshot Pillow
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Description: Tall enough to be a problem! A devious trash panda raccoon posing for a police mugshot holding a "To Be A Problem" board in a hoodie. The ultimate funny graphic tee for raccoon lovers, trash pandas, and sarcastic humor enthusiasts.

Tags: bandit raccoon, criminal raccoon, edgy raccoon, funny crime art, funny raccoon
Criminal enterprise Pillow
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Description: Criminal enterprise

Tags: crime, criminal, funny, funny quote, funny slogan

Criminal enterprise Pillow

by Jamie D 13

$23 $28

I Did a Thing; Best Not Talk About the Thing Pillow
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Description: Representing Mz. Penny G from Criminal Minds, your friendly neighborhood oracle of all things knowable and unknowable.

Tags: aaron hotchner, babygirl, brainy, derek morgan, garcia
You Knowva, You Knowva, you knowvit, Shamonna Pillow

Description: You knowva, you knowva, you knowvit, shamonna.... Who's bad?

Tags: christmas gift for michael jackson fan, gift for miichael jackson fan, michael jackson humor, michael jackson impersonator, michael jackson king of pop quote
Albert Fish None of Us Are Saints Pillow
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Description: A dark true-crime design featuring Albert Fish and the quote “None of Us Are Saints.” Created for fans of historical crime cases, macabre history, unsettling documentaries and morbid subject matter.

Tags: crime documentary, criminal history, dark history, disturbing history, gothic quote
Who's Michael's Jacked Son And Why Is He The King Of Pop? - Pop Culture Wordplay Pillow
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Description: Questions the absurd mental image of a ripped heir to the pop throne. Just pure curiosity about a very specific phrase. Makes a great gift for wordplay lovers and the unnecessarily literal.

Tags: billie jean, dad joke, dad jokes, fathers day, funny pun
The King Of pop - Hee Hee! Pillow
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Description: The Hee Hee meme, King Of Pop

Tags: billie jean, funny, funny quote, funnytee, hee hee

The King Of pop - Hee Hee! Pillow

by Princeparody

$23 $28

Public Defender - Funny Criminal Lawyer Gift Pillow
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Description: Public Defender - Funny Criminal Lawyer Gift

Tags: attorney, funny criminal lawyer, funny lawyer, funny public defender, law
The Blacklist Value Loyalty Above All Else Pillow

Description: A gritty, noir-inspired design paying homage to Raymond Reddington's code of honor. For those who appreciate mystery and mastermind-level loyalty.

Tags: crime, crime thriller, criminal mastermind, fbi, fedora
Aileen Wuornos Vintage Art American Woman Pillow
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Description: Aileen Wuornos Vintage Art American Woman

Tags: criminal, feminism, feminist quote, handcuffs, killer
I Am The One Who Knocks Breaking Bad Pillow
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Description: Gritty glowing cyan typography layout featuring Walter White's iconic badass quote "I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS". Pop culture essential.

Tags: badass text, breaking bad, cartel drama, criminal mind, green neon
I'm Just Here To Establish An Alibi! Sarcastic Humor Crime Mystery Quote Pillow
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Description: A humorous statement for sarcasm lovers and true crime enthusiasts. This design captures a witty and ironic perspective, perfect for mystery fans. Featuring the exact text I'm Just Here To Establish An Alibi!.

Tags: crime fan, criminal, dark humor, detective, funny quote
Olivia Benson law and order special victims unit still New York’s finest Pillow
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Description: Olivia Benson law and order special victims unit still New York’s finest

Tags: animal, criminal justice, cute, funny, funny lawyer
ALIBI Pillow
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Description: I'm just here to establish an alibi

Tags: crime, criminal, freedom, funny, funny gift

ALIBI Pillow

by JennyPool

$23 $28

I LOVE MJ Pillow
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Description: I LOVE MJ from saifestore

Tags: billie jean, country, funny, funny gift, funny quote

I LOVE MJ Pillow

by Saifestore

$23 $28

Lawyer up Pillow

Description: Protest Mask Gear. When in doubt, lawyer up. Stop answering questions during a police interrogation and request a lawyer.

Tags: attorney, better call saul, criminal justice, funny lawyer gifts, law school

Lawyer up Pillow

by crimetime

$23 $28

LAW & ORDER: THESE ARE THEIR STORIES Pillow
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Description: In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit. These are their stories.

Tags: criminal, defendant, detectives, intro, justice
I'm Just Here To Establish An Alibi Pillow

Description: I'm Just Here To Establish An Alibi

Tags: joke, quote, comment, alibis, snarky
Crime Scene Tape Pillow
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Description: Let everyone know something bad has happened here. Everybody just needs to back up and stay clear.

Tags: crime scene, criminal, detective, forensic, forensic science

Crime Scene Tape Pillow

by Odd Squared Designs LLC

$23 $28

I-Don't-Like-Making-Plans Pillow

Description: I Don't Like Making Plans T-Shirt

Tags: courtroom, crime, criminal, funny, murder

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