Criminal Quote Hats

Description: From movie “Pulp Fiction”, Jules Winnfield speech.

Description: Having crazy thoughts of oppression whilst hanging around the house? You may be a Thought Criminal for fun and profit! That's right! Break out those handcuffs hidden in that bottom drawer and get your head straight. It's an Orwellian thought crime quote right outta the novel 1984. Don't you just love literature? What haven't read it? Well whatta ya waiting for? Have someone read it to you! There's a movie too but it leaves out so much! Think on if you dare! ~;0)) VivaChas!

Description: “Distrust ALL in whom the impulse to punish is powerfull” -Friedrich Nietzsche Thus Spoke Zarathustra, Ch. 29, The Tarantulas (1885)

Description: "Allegedly" is a witty and tongue-in-cheek design that playfully references the legal term used to denote unproven allegations, implying that the wearer is either skeptical of the truth of the matter or simply wants to avoid legal liability. This design is perfect for anyone who has a healthy dose of skepticism or enjoys making light of legal language and is a clever and irreverent way to embrace one's sense of humor and skepticism.

Description: Criminal Syndicate No Human Problem.

Description: I Don't Like Making Plans For The Day Because The Word Premeditated Gets Thrown Around In The Courtroom

Description: This witty and rebellious statement piece is ideal for fans of dark humor and meme-inspired art.

Description: Crime wave

Description: Built around series art, a standout vintage piece that real crime series fans and gift-givers instantly recognize. A leather-and-chrome tribute to the outlaw saga that rode hardest. Built for fans of biker crime drama and bold pop-culture style. Soft, high-quality fabric built to last wash after wash. A timeless graphic tee for film and TV lovers and pop-culture fans. Retro apparel and vintage pop-culture merch for true fans.

Description: “If the JURY feels that the law under which the defendent is accused is unjust... for any reason which appeals to their logic or passion, the JURY has the power to acquit, and the courts must abide by that decision” -UNITED STATES v MOYLAN 4th Circuit Court of Appeals, 417 F.2d. 1002 (1969)

Description: Unwind with your favorite suspenseful series and dark humor. Perfect for binge-watching marathons and podcast marathons. Makes a great gift for true crime enthusiasts.

Description: Criminal enterprise

Description: Prove your innocence with a wink while cracking cold cases and unsolved mysteries. Makes a great gift for true crime lovers.

Description: bombastic side eye

Description: Tall enough to be a problem! A devious trash panda raccoon posing for a police mugshot holding a "To Be A Problem" board in a hoodie. The ultimate funny graphic tee for raccoon lovers, trash pandas, and sarcastic humor enthusiasts.

Description: Representing Mz. Penny G from Criminal Minds, your friendly neighborhood oracle of all things knowable and unknowable.

Description: You knowva, you knowva, you knowvit, shamonna.... Who's bad?

Description: A dark true-crime design featuring Albert Fish and the quote “None of Us Are Saints.” Created for fans of historical crime cases, macabre history, unsettling documentaries and morbid subject matter.

Description: Questions the absurd mental image of a ripped heir to the pop throne. Just pure curiosity about a very specific phrase. Makes a great gift for wordplay lovers and the unnecessarily literal.

Description: The Hee Hee meme, King Of Pop

Description: A gritty, noir-inspired design paying homage to Raymond Reddington's code of honor. For those who appreciate mystery and mastermind-level loyalty.

Description: Public Defender - Funny Criminal Lawyer Gift

Description: Aileen Wuornos Vintage Art American Woman

Description: Gritty glowing cyan typography layout featuring Walter White's iconic badass quote "I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS". Pop culture essential.

Description: A humorous statement for sarcasm lovers and true crime enthusiasts. This design captures a witty and ironic perspective, perfect for mystery fans. Featuring the exact text I'm Just Here To Establish An Alibi!.

Description: Olivia Benson law and order special victims unit still New York’s finest

Description: I'm just here to establish an alibi

Description: I LOVE MJ from saifestore

Description: In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit. These are their stories.

Description: I'm Just Here To Establish An Alibi

Description: Let everyone know something bad has happened here. Everybody just needs to back up and stay clear.

Description: I Don't Like Making Plans T-Shirt

Description: Olivia Benson

Description: A witty and sarcastic quote about being wanted by the law. Ideal for those with a dry sense of humor and a bit of a rebellious side.

Description: Retro Color Typography Faded StyleVintage dun dun

Description: H. H. Holmes illustration and quote.