Crude Cards

Description: Perfect for crude oil futures traders.

Description: The Crude Conversations podcast logo.

Description: The first Crude podcast studio in Anchorage. Episodes were recorded at 6:30 p.m., after everyone got off work. How many easter eggs can you spot? Art by Jessica Liska.

Description: This outrageous design says, “If You Think My Attitude Stinks, You Should Smell My Underwear”—a crude, sarcastic punchline that brings the shock factor. Perfect for fans of gross-out humor and bold statement pieces that push the limit with a laugh.

Description: Embarrassing Hemorrhoids Inappropriate Adult Humor

Description: The Northwest Refining Company from Cut Bank opened a new bulk plant in Shelby Montana, featuring Grizzly gasoline, which is widely accepted by motorists in northern Montana, and is made entirely from Montana crude oil. Location of the new plant is south of the railroad tracks, directly across from the Sullivan Hotel. A. J. Wilcox is the distributor of the gasoline. This company was sold to Carter Oil a subsidiary of Standard Oil Co. of New Jersey in 1944.

Description: Gustave Flaubert quote: Human speech is like a cracked kettle on which we tap crude rhythms for bears to dance to, while we long to make music that will melt the stars.

Description: Embrace the gas. A hilarious vintage-style frog design for anyone with IBS, a lactose intolerance, or just a really honest personality.

Description: Funny Offensive Embarrassing Inappropriate

Description: I Might Be a Handful, But My Wiener, Funny Embarrassing Crude Novelty, Sarcastic Humor, Inappropriate Joke Party Gift

Description: Funny Offensive Embarrassing Inappropriate Adult Humor

Description: Get ready for laughs with this hilarious statement! "I DON'T FART I JUST WHISPER IN MY PANTS SOMETIMES IT'S A SCREAM" is perfect for fans of bold humor.

Description: WHO FARTED? An essential question that nobody wants to answer and everybody wants to know. A stupid, simple classic for fans of immature humor, awkward situations, and blaming someone else.

Description: Father Ted Crude Drawing

Description: **Option 1 (Focus on the visual):** Bulldog unleashing a hilarious, gassy surprise! A comical design for lighthearted laughs. **Option 2 (Focus on the humor):** A funny bulldog graphic with a flatulence gag. Great for those with a silly sense of humor!

Description: Crude Buster 1990

Description: Scott Liska's 1963 Cadillac Fleetwood. Two 12s in the back, probably bumping Eazy-E, Cypress Hill or NWA. Whenever someone came to Alaska for Boarderline Camp, a skate competition or just to ride the endless backcountry, Scott picked them up from the airport in his Caddy.

Description: He Shat In The Hat Funny Parody Graphic

Description: Funny Bulldog Farting A whimsical design featuring a cartoon bulldog. Crude humor adds a silly touch. Perfect for laughs.

Description: He Shat In The Hat Funny Parody Graphic

Description: Make a bold statement with this fart joke design, featuring the literal quote "I Farted That's As Close To Giving A Shit As You're Going To Get" in striking, blocky text. The minimalist typography focuses entirely on the hilarious and unapologetic message without any unnecessary graphic distractions. This text-based aesthetic is perfect for fans of crude adult humor, unapologetic introverts, and anyone who appreciates a highly sarcastic quote. It captures a grumpy, antisocial vibe that makes it ideal for casual wear, relaxed weekends, or simply showing off your unapologetic love for classic toilet humor.

Description: This sarcastic fart joke features the bold quote, "I Farted That's As Close To Giving A Shit As You're Going To Get," designed with playful blue and white drop-shadow typography. The straightforward text-based artwork perfectly captures a mood of complete apathy mixed with classic potty humor. Ideal for fans of crude humor and sassy sayings, this design speaks directly to sarcastic introverts and anyone who appreciates an unapologetic, inappropriate joke. Whether you are avoiding social interaction, lounging at home, or just expressing your total lack of caring, this bathroom humor aesthetic gets the message across loud and clear.

Description: Crude Buster 1990

Description: Features a bold text graphic with distressed retro striping reading 'My Dog Ate Your Pronouns He She It Everywhere'. Made for pet owners who appreciate crude wordplay and cheeky dog humor. A great pick for dog dads and dog moms with a sarcastic sense of humor.

Description: Don't Scare Me I Fart Easily design

Description: Don't Scare Me I Fart Easily design

Description: Express yourself effortlessly with: I Might Be a Handful, But My Wiener Funny Embarrassing Crude Novelty Sarcastic.

Description: Palmistry and block printing are both imprecise and beautiful

Description: Embarrassing Shirt Naughty Funny Inappropriate Adult Humor

Description: If Golf Was Easy They'd Call It Your Mom

Description: I Don't Date Anymore. I Just Foster Women Until They Find Their Forever Homes

Description: I Don't Date Anymore. I Just Foster Women Until They Find Their Forever Homes

Description: I Don't Date Anymore. I Just Foster Women Until They Find Their Forever Homes

Description: If Golf Was Easy They'd Call It Your Mom

Description: This sarcastic design features a blunt fart joke with the text, "I Farted, That's As Close To Giving A Shit As You're Going To Get." Framed by retro starburst graphics and playful typography, it delivers a direct and unapologetic message for those who appreciate irony. This crude humor aesthetic is perfect for introverts, antisocial personalities, and anyone who loves bold, sassy quotes. It makes a great statement piece for casual outings where you want your style to do the talking and keep people at a comfortable distance.

Description: If Golf Was Easy They'd Call It Your Mom