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Crude Behavior Pillow
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Description: Perfect for crude oil futures traders.

Tags: stock market, stockbroker, investors, crude oil, trader

Crude Behavior Pillow

by Investor Tees

$23 $28

Crude Conversations Phone Case

Description: The Crude Conversations podcast logo.

Tags: alaska, alaska podcast, crude magazine, podcast

Crude Conversations Phone Case

by Crude Magazine

$17 $23

Crude Studio Kids Hoodie

Description: The first Crude podcast studio in Anchorage. Episodes were recorded at 6:30 p.m., after everyone got off work. How many easter eggs can you spot? Art by Jessica Liska.

Tags: alaska, alaska podcast, anchorage, crude conversations, juneau

Crude Studio Kids Hoodie

by Crude Magazine

$26 $36

Offensive Attitude Quote with Crude Humor Sticker
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Description: This outrageous design says, “If You Think My Attitude Stinks, You Should Smell My Underwear”—a crude, sarcastic punchline that brings the shock factor. Perfect for fans of gross-out humor and bold statement pieces that push the limit with a laugh.

Tags: adult comedy, bold typography, crude saying, edgy humor, funny insult
Embarrassing Hemorrhoids Inappropriate Adult Humor Sticker

Description: Embarrassing Hemorrhoids Inappropriate Adult Humor

Tags: adult joke, crude hum, embarrassing design, funny, humorous
Grizzly Gasoline Socks
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Description: The Northwest Refining Company from Cut Bank opened a new bulk plant in Shelby Montana, featuring Grizzly gasoline, which is widely accepted by motorists in northern Montana, and is made entirely from Montana crude oil. Location of the new plant is south of the railroad tracks, directly across from the Sullivan Hotel. A. J. Wilcox is the distributor of the gasoline. This company was sold to Carter Oil a subsidiary of Standard Oil Co. of New Jersey in 1944.

Tags: grizzly gas, montana, grizzly bear, standard oil, grizzly

Grizzly Gasoline Socks

by MindsparkCreative

$14 $20

Funny Vintage Frog Fart Meme - Sometimes I Just Be Fartin Tank Top
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Description: Embrace the gas. A hilarious vintage-style frog design for anyone with IBS, a lactose intolerance, or just a really honest personality.

Tags: animal, crude humor, fart, flatulence, frog
Strait of Hormuz: World Oil Artery Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Navigate the world's most critical oil chokepoint with this unique design! Featuring the bustling Strait of Hormuz, Persian Gulf, and Gulf of Oman, packed with oil tankers and barrels. Perfect for geography buffs, energy enthusiasts, or anyone interested in global trade. Grab it on a t-shirt, hoodie, sticker, mug, and more!

Tags: anti trump, crude oil, economy, energy, geopolitics
Funny Offensive Embarrassing Inappropriate Magnet

Description: Funny Offensive Embarrassing Inappropriate

Tags: controversial, crude humor, e, embarrassing, funny
Vintage Industrial Crude Oil Pump Socks
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Description: A classic vintage industrial look featuring a powerful crude oil pump. This industrial design pays tribute to the energy sector and the history of oil.

Tags: crude oil, drilling, energy, energy sect, fossil fuels
Strait of Hormuz Global Oil Supply Kids Hoodie

Description: Show your knowledge of global economics and energy with this clever design highlighting the crucial role of the Strait of Hormuz in the world's oil supply. Perfect for anyone interested in geopolitics, energy markets, or international trade. This design is available on awesome t-shirts, comfy hoodies, cool stickers, phone cases, and more!

Tags: chokepoint, crude oil, economics, energy, geopolitics
I Might Be a Handful, But My Wiener, Funny Embarrassing Crude Novelty, Sarcastic Humor, Inappropriate Joke Party Gift Tank Top
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Description: I Might Be a Handful, But My Wiener, Funny Embarrassing Crude Novelty, Sarcastic Humor, Inappropriate Joke Party Gift

Tags: cute dog, dachshund lover, dog, dog lover, dog lover gift
Funny Offensive Embarrassing Inappropriate Adult Humor Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Funny Offensive Embarrassing Inappropriate Adult Humor

Tags: controversial designs, crude comed, explicit content, offensive sayings, rude humor
I Don't Fart I Just Whisper In My Pants Humor Socks

Description: Get ready for laughs with this hilarious statement! "I DON'T FART I JUST WHISPER IN MY PANTS SOMETIMES IT'S A SCREAM" is perfect for fans of bold humor.

Tags: bathroom, bathroom humor, crass humor, crude humor, fart
Bulldog Farting Crude Humor Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: **Option 1 (Focus on the visual):** Bulldog unleashing a hilarious, gassy surprise! A comical design for lighthearted laughs. **Option 2 (Focus on the humor):** A funny bulldog graphic with a flatulence gag. Great for those with a silly sense of humor!

Tags: bu, bulldog fart joke, crude humor novelty, farting dog graphic, funny dog humor
Crude Buster 1990 Magnet
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Description: Crude Buster 1990

Tags: arcade game, crude buster, cyber, cyberpunk, futuristic

Crude Buster 1990 Magnet

by Q-bar

$3.75 $4.75

The Boarderline Caddy T-Shirt
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Description: Scott Liska's 1963 Cadillac Fleetwood. Two 12s in the back, probably bumping Eazy-E, Cypress Hill or NWA. Whenever someone came to Alaska for Boarderline Camp, a skate competition or just to ride the endless backcountry, Scott picked them up from the airport in his Caddy.

Tags: alaska, alaska podcast, boarderline, boarderline alaska, cadillac

The Boarderline Caddy T-Shirt

by Crude Magazine

$16 $24

He Shat In The Hat Funny Parody Graphic Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: He Shat In The Hat Funny Parody Graphic

Tags: childhood book parody, crude comedy illustration, dr seuss parody, feline sketch art, funny adult humor
Bulldog Farting Crude Humor Socks

Description: Funny Bulldog Farting A whimsical design featuring a cartoon bulldog. Crude humor adds a silly touch. Perfect for laughs.

Tags: bulldog fart joke, bulldog themed hu, crude novelty humor, funny animal joke, novelty bulldog phrase
He Shat In The Hat Funny Parody Graphic Tote

Description: He Shat In The Hat Funny Parody Graphic

Tags: childhood book parody, crude comedy illustration, dr seuss parody, feline sketch art, funny adult humor
Crude Buster 1990 Sticker

Description: Crude Buster 1990

Tags: 90s kid, arcade game, cyber, cyberpunk, futuristic

Crude Buster 1990 Sticker

by Car Lake

$3.00 $3.50

Don't Scare Me I Fart Easily – Funny Fart Frog Joke Quote, Crude Humor Pin

Description: Don't Scare Me I Fart Easily design

Tags: don t scare me, fart, fart humor, fart joke, farting
Don't Scare Me I Fart Easily – Funny Frog Fart Joke Quote, Crude Humor Magnet

Description: Don't Scare Me I Fart Easily design

Tags: don t scare me, fart, fart humor, fart joke, farting
Crude Magic Block Print Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Palmistry and block printing are both imprecise and beautiful

Tags: halloween, palmist, palmistry hand, witch craft, creepy
Embarrassing Shirt Naughty Funny Inappropriate Adult Humor Baseball T-Shirt

Description: Embarrassing Shirt Naughty Funny Inappropriate Adult Humor

Tags: bad taste humor, crude adult attire, explicit humorous garment, inappropriate risqu wear, naughty embarrassing apparel
i did that my friends Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: i did that my friends

Tags: anti fascist, anti trump, conservative, crude oil, democrat
Thank You for Not Being Disgusting Sign Phone Case
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Description: This bold design mimics a public sign but takes it to an absurd extreme, listing everything from farting to excreting pus in a hilarious and graphic “thank you” message. With blunt typography and over-the-top gross humor, it’s perfect for fans of edgy, offbeat comedy and shock-value jokes.

Tags: absurd comedy, ark humor quote, bold text design, crude joke style, edgy humor art
Boarderline Alaska Snow and Skate — Dimond Center Magnet
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Description: From Crude Issue 04 / Legacy. From 1989 to 2006, Boarderline Alaska nurtured the Alaska snow and skate scene. The Dimond Center location wasn't the first or the only location, but it was the most well-known. This shot was taken at the Dimond Center location, leading to the front doors of the mall.

Tags: 1990s, alaska, alaska snow and skate, anchorage, anchorage alaska
Perpetually Moist Tapestry

Description: Do we really need to explain it?

Tags: comedy, comedy podcast, crude humor, history podcast, humor

Perpetually Moist Tapestry

by yeoldecrimepodcast

$23 $30

Alaska Wild Man Tank Top

Description: Mountains, bear, moose, plane, fish, snowmachine, hunting, everything you need to be an Alaska Wildman!

Tags: alaska, bear, moose, fish, plane

Alaska Wild Man Tank Top

by Crude Magazine

$16 $21

EP 103 How music saved my life with Bishop Slice T-Shirt
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Description: From EP 103 How music saved my life with Bishop Slice. In the episode, Bishop sings a hook that was stuck in his head while he was in solitary confinement. This is that hook: "Down in the hole, trying to find my soul / Family telling me I need to come back home / If something happens to me, I just want you to know I will always love you."

Tags: alaska, alaska podcast, athabaskan, athabaskan rapper, bishop slice
It Burns When I Pee Crude Humor Awful Funny Hoodie

Description: It Burns When I Pee Crude Humor Awful Funny

Tags: crude humor, funny, funny sarcasm, hilarious, inappropriate humor
a poop is a wish your fart makes Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: a poop is a wish your fart makes

Tags: crude humor idea two, fart humor idea three gift, fart idea humor idea two, fart joke pride idea two, fart statement idea two
Bulldog Farting Crude Humor Kids T-Shirt

Description: Funny bulldog graphic. Crude humor design. Novelty item. Perfect for a laugh.

Tags: bulldog fart humor, bulldog humor quote, crude humor novelty, dog fart joke, funny animal novelty
The Incredible Raph Retro Comic Book Cover Pillow

Description: The Incredible Raph Retro Comic Book Cover

Tags: 90s nostalgia, bebop and rocksteady, comic book cover art, cool but crude, gamer apparel
Bulldog Farting Crude Humor Tote

Description: Funny bulldog graphic. Crude humor. Novelty design. Simple, playful. A bit cheeky. Perfect for laughs. Dog lovers rejoice. Enjoy!

Tags: bulldog cartoon, cani, crude humor, dog fart joke, gag gift present

Bulldog Farting Crude Humor Tote

by fanaticflow

$13 $20

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