Crude Merch

Description: Perfect for crude oil futures traders.

Description: The Crude Conversations podcast logo.

Description: The first Crude podcast studio in Anchorage. Episodes were recorded at 6:30 p.m., after everyone got off work. How many easter eggs can you spot? Art by Jessica Liska.

Description: This outrageous design says, “If You Think My Attitude Stinks, You Should Smell My Underwear”—a crude, sarcastic punchline that brings the shock factor. Perfect for fans of gross-out humor and bold statement pieces that push the limit with a laugh.

Description: Embarrassing Hemorrhoids Inappropriate Adult Humor

Description: The Northwest Refining Company from Cut Bank opened a new bulk plant in Shelby Montana, featuring Grizzly gasoline, which is widely accepted by motorists in northern Montana, and is made entirely from Montana crude oil. Location of the new plant is south of the railroad tracks, directly across from the Sullivan Hotel. A. J. Wilcox is the distributor of the gasoline. This company was sold to Carter Oil a subsidiary of Standard Oil Co. of New Jersey in 1944.

Description: Embrace the gas. A hilarious vintage-style frog design for anyone with IBS, a lactose intolerance, or just a really honest personality.

Description: Navigate the world's most critical oil chokepoint with this unique design! Featuring the bustling Strait of Hormuz, Persian Gulf, and Gulf of Oman, packed with oil tankers and barrels. Perfect for geography buffs, energy enthusiasts, or anyone interested in global trade. Grab it on a t-shirt, hoodie, sticker, mug, and more!

Description: Funny Offensive Embarrassing Inappropriate

Description: Show your knowledge of global economics and energy with this clever design highlighting the crucial role of the Strait of Hormuz in the world's oil supply. Perfect for anyone interested in geopolitics, energy markets, or international trade. This design is available on awesome t-shirts, comfy hoodies, cool stickers, phone cases, and more!

Description: I Might Be a Handful, But My Wiener, Funny Embarrassing Crude Novelty, Sarcastic Humor, Inappropriate Joke Party Gift

Description: Funny Offensive Embarrassing Inappropriate Adult Humor

Description: Get ready for laughs with this hilarious statement! "I DON'T FART I JUST WHISPER IN MY PANTS SOMETIMES IT'S A SCREAM" is perfect for fans of bold humor.

Description: **Option 1 (Focus on the visual):** Bulldog unleashing a hilarious, gassy surprise! A comical design for lighthearted laughs. **Option 2 (Focus on the humor):** A funny bulldog graphic with a flatulence gag. Great for those with a silly sense of humor!

Description: Crude Buster 1990

Description: Scott Liska's 1963 Cadillac Fleetwood. Two 12s in the back, probably bumping Eazy-E, Cypress Hill or NWA. Whenever someone came to Alaska for Boarderline Camp, a skate competition or just to ride the endless backcountry, Scott picked them up from the airport in his Caddy.

Description: He Shat In The Hat Funny Parody Graphic

Description: Funny Bulldog Farting A whimsical design featuring a cartoon bulldog. Crude humor adds a silly touch. Perfect for laughs.

Description: He Shat In The Hat Funny Parody Graphic

Description: Crude Buster 1990

Description: Don't Scare Me I Fart Easily design

Description: Don't Scare Me I Fart Easily design

Description: Palmistry and block printing are both imprecise and beautiful

Description: Embarrassing Shirt Naughty Funny Inappropriate Adult Humor

Description: i did that my friends

Description: This bold design mimics a public sign but takes it to an absurd extreme, listing everything from farting to excreting pus in a hilarious and graphic “thank you” message. With blunt typography and over-the-top gross humor, it’s perfect for fans of edgy, offbeat comedy and shock-value jokes.

Description: From Crude Issue 04 / Legacy. From 1989 to 2006, Boarderline Alaska nurtured the Alaska snow and skate scene. The Dimond Center location wasn't the first or the only location, but it was the most well-known. This shot was taken at the Dimond Center location, leading to the front doors of the mall.

Description: Do we really need to explain it?

Description: Mountains, bear, moose, plane, fish, snowmachine, hunting, everything you need to be an Alaska Wildman!

Description: From EP 103 How music saved my life with Bishop Slice. In the episode, Bishop sings a hook that was stuck in his head while he was in solitary confinement. This is that hook: "Down in the hole, trying to find my soul / Family telling me I need to come back home / If something happens to me, I just want you to know I will always love you."

Description: It Burns When I Pee Crude Humor Awful Funny

Description: a poop is a wish your fart makes

Description: Funny bulldog graphic. Crude humor design. Novelty item. Perfect for a laugh.

Description: The Incredible Raph Retro Comic Book Cover

Description: Funny bulldog graphic. Crude humor. Novelty design. Simple, playful. A bit cheeky. Perfect for laughs. Dog lovers rejoice. Enjoy!

Description: With a unique design that displays the blueprint of the famous Sten Gun, an iconic weapon used by British forces during wartime, this tee is a must-have for any fan of historic weapons.