Evangelical Cards

Description: Motivational t shirt for Christians in an emergency. Any emergency can be met with Bible scripture. Great gift for Christmas, Church goer, concert, Pastor, elder, worship leader, minister, youth leader, preacher, Mothers Day for Mom, Fathers Day for Dad, 4th of July, anniversary, graduation, or birthday. Perfect for religious men and women. God answers the Bible hotline! In case of Church, religious, or Bible emergency, call the Jesus number. Cute and funny way motivational shirt that directs men and women to Scripture. Scripture is open 24 hours, 7 days a week. Great gift for a Christian, believer, or anyone who needs encouragement in their faith.

Description: The Lion of Judah — a powerful symbol of the strength, victory, and majesty of Jesus Christ. This bold design is for the believer who stands firm in faith and walks in the authority of God. Perfect for everyday wear, church, or as a meaningful Christian gift.

Description: The Body of Christ, now with cheese dip! This design portrays communion wafers as if they were a snack food. It uses the format of an advertisement to poke fun at Christianity, Catholicism, and organized religion in general. It sure looks tasty when Jesus dips his wafer in some of that spicy, cheesy queso!

Description: Painting of the great preacher and evangelist Billy Graham

Description: 16 For I am not ashamed of the gospel, for it is the power of God for salvation to everyone who believes, to the Jew first and also to the Greek. 17 For in it the righteousness of God is revealed from faith for faith,as it is written, “The righteous shall live by faith.”

Description: When temptation hits, sometimes the snacks are worth the risk! Adam & Eve are back in the garden, choosing apples over rules, and now you can wear their cheeky misadventures. Perfect for fans of hilarious biblical jokes, foodie humor, or anyone with a love for “snack responsibly” energy.

Description: This design says "If Jesus actually returned, Republicans would deport him for being a socialist immigrant." Highlight the hypocrisy of contemporary Republican Evangelical Christianity and its rabid followers who seem entirely disconnected from the "love thy neighbor" and "help the poor" Jesus of the Bible with this design.

Description: Evangelion

Description: Faith shouldn’t come with a receipt. Salvation is free. Tithe is a made-up finder’s fee. Tax the church. A clever, cutting design for those who’ve seen through pay-to-pray systems and guilt-based giving. Perfect for spiritual rebels, ex-Christians, and truth-seekers who know that love doesn’t need a collection plate. Wear it as protest, conversation starter, or badge of independence from institutional religion.

Description: No shame. No sin. No middleman between you and your worth. You are perfect. You always were. Religion is a scam that’s the good news gospel. Tax the church. A fearless declaration for those who’ve woken up to their own divinity and aren’t afraid to say it out loud. Ideal for deconstructing believers, free thinkers, and anyone done paying for salvation that was never for sale.

Description: A sarcastic definition of religion is shown on this design: the belief that an all-powerful invisible man who lives in the sky uses his powers to subtly manipulate the outcomes of football games while letting children die of cancer. If you are an atheist, agnostic, or nonbeliever who is critical of modern organized religion, this one is for you. Spice up your family's holiday gathering this year by giving this as a gift for your devoutly religious aunt!

Description: Forget guilt. Remember truth. You are perfect. You are the miracle. The rest is branding of an irrelevant business. Tax the church. A bold, thought-provoking design for free thinkers, ex-believers, and spiritual independents who know divinity was never meant to be franchised. Perfect for anyone reclaiming self-worth, autonomy, and humour after organized religion.

Description: Stay inspired and make others smile with this Heaven is My Home Im Just Here Recruiting Funny Christian apparel. This inspirational Christian t-shirt combines evangelical humor with a clever faith-based joke.

Description: Cats Can Be Gay But Not Evangelical Fascists Political Graphic

Description: Share your faith with a smile in this Heaven is My Home Im Just Here Recruiting Funny Christian design. This Christian humor t-shirt blends a faith-based joke with evangelical humor, making it a perfect funny Christian shirt for church, outreach, or everyday wear.

Description: Share your faith with a smile in this Heaven is My Home Im Just Here Recruiting Funny Christian design. This Christian humor t-shirt blends a faith-based joke with evangelical humor, making it a perfect funny Christian shirt for church, outreach, or everyday wear.

Description: Cats can be gay but not evangelical fascists

Description: The ultimate design for anyone who has successfully made it to the other side of religious deconstruction and is ready to laugh about the past. A hilarious, tongue-in-cheek statement piece perfect for recovering church kids, exvangelicals, or anyone who wants to issue a lighthearted, sweeping apology for all the intense theological phases and unsolicited advice they used to dish out!

Description: This design says "Keep Saturn in Saturnalia" next to an image of the famous painting "Saturn Devouring His Son" painted by Spanish artist Francisco Goya between 1819-1823. It's a parody of those "Keep Christ in Christmas" stickers you see on the cars of extreme right wing Evangelical Christians. Those folks probably aren't aware that Christmas has its origins in the ancient Roman festival of Saturnalia, and that THEY are the ones trying to change history! Whether you're an average secular human, a not-particularly-religious person, a nonbeliever, an atheist, a Pastafarian, or a modern day Saturn worshiper, you'll want get this design in time for the holiday season! Makes a great gift.

Description: He is the Way, the Truth, and the Life — and He reigns above all. This stunning crown design is a bold declaration that Jesus is King over every area of your life. Inspired by John 14:6, this faith-filled shirt is perfect for everyday wear, church, or as a powerful Christian gift for the believer who lives with purpose and surrender.

Description: Yes, I'm a PASTOR. No, that last sermon was not specifically about you.

Description: The Lion of Judah a powerful symbol of the strength, victory, and majesty of Jesus Christ. This bold design is for the believer who stands firm in faith and walks in the authority of God. Perfect for everyday wear, church, or as a meaningful Christian gift.

Description: You weren't saved by accident you were saved by grace and built for something greater. This bold faith design is a powerful reminder that every believer has a God-given purpose worth living for. Perfect for the Christian man who leads with faith and lives with intention.

Description: This Heaven is My Home Im Just Here Recruiting Funny Christian shirt is a heaven inspired tee packed with Christian humor. Great for church events, outreach, or everyday inspirational wear.

Description: This Heaven is My Home Im Just Here Recruiting Funny Christian tee brings together religious humor apparel and Christian missionary inspiration. A fun and meaningful design for believers with a sense of humor.

Description: Celebrate your beliefs with humor using this Heaven is My Home Im Just Here Recruiting Funny Christian design. A perfect funny church tee and heaven inspired tee that captures lighthearted Christian missionary spirit.

Description: Bold faith apparel for Christian men who live without apology. This design is a powerful reminder that when God is first, nothing else can shake you. Perfect for everyday wear, church, or gifting to the man of faith in your life.

Description: This Heaven is My Home Im Just Here Recruiting Funny Christian shirt is a fun spiritual recruiting shirt filled with religious humor apparel vibes. Ideal for believers who enjoy a faith-based joke and want to spread positivity with style.

Description: Express your faith with a clever twist in this Heaven is My Home Im Just Here Recruiting Funny Christian design. A perfect funny church tee featuring a memorable faith-based joke and uplifting message.

Description: The Lion of Judah a powerful symbol of the strength, victory, and majesty of Jesus Christ. This bold design is for the believer who stands firm in faith and walks in the authority of God. Perfect for everyday wear, church, or as a meaningful Christian gift.

Description: A must-have funny Christian shirt! This Heaven is My Home Im Just Here Recruiting Funny Christian design doubles as a playful spiritual recruiting shirt filled with Christian humor and meaningful messaging.

Description: Put Christ Back in Christians

Description: "Satan's Greatest Weapon is Man's Ignorance of God's Word" — A.W. Tozer's piercing reminder that spiritual strength starts with knowing Scripture. This bold, distressed typography design is built for believers who take their faith seriously and want a daily reminder to stay rooted in God's Word. Great for Bible study, church, youth group, or as a gift for any Christian who loves a strong faith-based statement piece. Available on apparel, mugs, stickers, and more.

Description: A playful faith saying about living for heaven while sharing your beliefs on earth. Light, tongue-in-cheek outreach humor for believers.

Description: None of us are perfect — but in Christ, we are completely forgiven. This design is a humble and powerful reminder of God's grace for every believer. Great for men and women who want to wear their faith with honesty and hope.

Description: Lion of the Tribe of Judah (Dont be Afraid) is the perfect gift for anybody and this cool Christian t-shirt makes a great gift for your friends and family in the faith. The cool design with white distressed text is the perfect evangelical conversation starter to crack open that Bible and talk about Jesus. Its a great Christ centered gift given for birthdays, holidays, church days or any day.