Hot Take Cards

Description: The moment John Milner was convinced that he was still the fastest car in the valley.

Description: Hot Girls Take Lexapro

Description: Funny hot rod shirt for grandpas who build classic cars instead of napping — a great gift for car enthusiast grandpas on Father's Day, birthdays, or Grandparents Day.

Description: just call me pretty and take me to basketball

Description: opinion

Description: American Food Safety Is a Myth: Cynical Chef Hot Take Satire (Dark Version) American food safety is a myth, according to one very unimpressed chef. Hat pulled low, eyes hidden, attitude fully loaded, this deadpan cook delivers the ultimate hot take in bold type and raw, gritty pen-and-ink. A satirical statement tee for line cooks, sous chefs, restaurant workers, label readers and anyone who has ever squinted at a fine print ingredient list and thought: sure. Equal parts dark humor and kitchen-floor wisdom, it is a sharp conversation starter at the grocery store, the shift meal, the farmers market or the bar after close. A great gift for culinary students, foodies and lovable cynics. Available on tees, hoodies, stickers and more.

Description: A retro-themed composition featuring a vintage hot rod in the center. Flanking the hot rod are graphics of a wrench on the left and a screwdriver on the right. Text elements above and below the car read: "SKILLED ENOUGH TO TAKE IT APART TALENTED ENOUGH TO MODIFY IT" and "TO MODIFY IT BRAVE ENOUGH TO DRIVE IT."

Description: American Food Safety Is a Myth: Cynical Chef Hot Take Satire American food safety is a myth, according to one very unimpressed chef. Hat pulled low, eyes hidden, attitude fully loaded, this deadpan cook delivers the ultimate hot take in bold type and raw, gritty pen-and-ink. A satirical statement tee for line cooks, sous chefs, restaurant workers, label readers and anyone who has ever squinted at a fine print ingredient list and thought: sure. Equal parts dark humor and kitchen-floor wisdom, it is a sharp conversation starter at the grocery store, the shift meal, the farmers market or the bar after close. A great gift for culinary students, foodies and lovable cynics. Available on tees, hoodies, stickers and more.

Description: Some like it hot. This design is for anyone with a dark sense of humor who doesn't mind turning the temperature up.

Description: I'll Take My Books Hot And My Coffee Iced, Smut Reader, Bookish, Book Lover, Romance Reader, Spicy Books, Book Club

Description: From the David Wain 2008 film, "Role Models" where that Wings song is performed.

Description: When yogurts take over

Description: Wear your feelings....

Description: Lots of fun at the family dinner table.

Description: Halloween clothes for men, women, boys, girls, youth. Creepy costumes to wear trick or treating on All Hallows Eve, Day of the Dead, All Souls Day, Halloween Party or Ghoulish Theme Party.

Description: I Don't Want To Overreact But. A hot take shirt for panicking sports fans who blame the refs and melt down before halftime. Wear it to games, sports bars, playoff parties and family cookouts. One of the funny sports gifts and a great gift for dads, husbands and diehards who always overreact. Bright artwork made for black and other dark shirts.

Description: This hot dog tee shirt is perfect for food pun lovers and video game nerds who know that "it's dangerous to go alone, take this hot dog. This gaming geek shirt is great for fans of gamer shirts, food shirts and food memes.

Description: Candy Corn Is Chicken Feed. A funny candy corn hater shirt for anyone who skips the tricolor kernels in every Halloween bowl. Wear it to Halloween parties, trunk or treat, fall festivals and the office. One of the funny Halloween gifts and a great candy hater gift for men and women who know the truth. Bright artwork made for black and other dark shirts.

Description: eat sleep argue repeat

Description: Wait What

Description: white straight conservative how else can i offend you today?

Description: being a freak is cheaper than therapy

Description: listen, i'm a nice person so if i'm a b*tch to you you need to ask yourself why

Description: of course i'm right i'm nonno

Description: i'll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter

Description: repeal 19th amendment

Description: She chose a red polka dot dress for her first visit to Earth and has already concluded that humans need better shoes. With green skin, glossy purple curls, and towering platform heels, this retro alien pinup looks ready for a flying-saucer sock hop, a cosmic dinner date, or an evening spent politely refusing to reveal classified galactic information. A playful sci-fi design for lovers of atomic-age fashion and extraterrestrial glamour.

Description: 333 i'm only half evil

Description: A cartoon style graphic features a coffee cup with a red cape tied around it. Above the cup are the words 'Some Heroes Wear Capes' in a curved layout. On the cup's wrap, the text reads 'Some Heroes Make Your Coffee'. The background is solid black.

Description: Turkey Is Overrated. A funny Thanksgiving shirt for side dish loyalists who skip the dry bird and load up on stuffing and pie. Wear it to Thanksgiving dinner, potlucks, family reunions and the office feast. One of the funny Thanksgiving gifts and a great holiday gift for men and women with a strong food opinion. Bright artwork made for black and other dark shirts.

Description: Take me to the beach, I'm shell-fish.

Description: The item features the words "LIFE Begins AFTER COFFEE" in stacked, brightly colored block letters with a script-style word. The illustration includes both a classic style coffee cup and a disposable to-go style cup. A heart embellishes the to-go cup's sleeve.

Description: Chill Capybara

Description: if you find me offensive. then i suggest you quit finding me.

Description: Watch out for this bubbly bouncing mothership.

Description: Whether you’re making a bold statement or sparking a debate, this “Newsom Was Right About Everything” shirt says it all. A perfect gift for California politics watchers, liberals, or anyone who loves a political hot take.