Milton Waddams Cards
Description: The 2 Bobs are the only people I ever think of when I think of management consultants.
Bob & Bob Consulting - "What would you say you do here?" Card
by BodinStreet
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Chotchkies serves up unexceptional chain food, but they do it with flair! Fifteen pieces minimum, to be exact. Or as condescending manager Stan smugly puts it, "People can get a cheeseburger anywhere. They come to Chotchkies for the atmosphere and the attitude. That's what the flair's about. It's about fun!" I don't know about all that. We'd skip the enforced enthusiasm and pass on the pizza shooters, shrimp poppers and extreme fajitas, and just drop by to see a young and sassy Jen Aniston flip off her boss.
Milton Waddams Set The Building On Fire - Office Space Card
by DarkLordPug
$5.00 $6.00
I'm gonna need you to go ahead and come in on Saturday - Bill Lumbergh Card
by BodinStreet
$5.00 $6.00
Description: I ALREADY TOLD YOU: I DEAL WITH THE GOD DAMN CUSTOMERS SO THE ENGINEERS DON'T HAVE TO! I HAVE PEOPLE SKILLS; I AM GOOD AT DEALING WITH PEOPLE! CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!I ALREADY TOLD YOU: I DEAL WITH THE GOD DAMN CUSTOMERS SO THE ENGINEERS DON'T HAVE TO! I HAVE PEOPLE SKILLS; I AM GOOD AT DEALING WITH PEOPLE! CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!
I have people skills! What the hell is wrong with you people?! Card
by Way of the Road
$5.00 $6.00
Description: The two Bobs learn that Milton was laid off five years previously but neither Milton nor the accounting department were notified. To avoid confrontation, the Bobs tell accounting to cease Milton's salary payments without telling him he has been terminated. They fixed the glitch. Milton is subjected to further mistreatment, including the confiscation of his beloved red stapler and the constant moving of his desk. This best on dark colors. Other versions for light colors available.
