Petty Curse Cards
Description: We all know that specific, tingling agony. The ultimate non-destructive curse, wrapped in a deceptively adorable kawaii package. Wishing someone "toilet paralysis" has never looked so cute. Perfect for that one person who spends way too much time scrolling in the bathroom. Wear your petty wishes proudly!
May Your Legs Fall Asleep On The Toilet - Kawaii Spiteful Curse Card
by No good wishes
$5.00 $6.00
Description: It happens to the best of us, and I sincerely hope it happens to the rest of you too.
May you stub your pinky toe on your bed in the middle of the night! Card
by No good wishes
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Have you ever walked into a house with a baby? Then you definitely know the exact moment your left pinky toe meets the leg of a high chair. Everyone knows that unique, sharp pain, everyone has been there, and honestly, the designers from IKEA deserve all the blame for it. Don't let the cute face fool you. This kawaii high chair is a cold-blooded predator and a 24/7 Toe Destroyer that lurks in the shadows of the dining room. This shirt isn't just a design; it's a wearable curse. It's the perfect passive-aggressive gift for exhausted parents, a hilarious baby shower gag gift, or silent revenge for that one clumsy uncle. Wear your spite proudly and warn the world: May you trip over a high chair
Description: Know someone who suddenly stops walking in the middle of a busy sidewalk? A loud chewer? A neighbor who thinks Saturday morning is the perfect time for cutting their grass? Misery is universal, and should be spread to everyone lacking common decency. This cute but entirely spiteful little cloud says exactly what it's thinking when dealing with these blessed ignorants: wishing them a mild, but absolutely persistent headache.
Wishing You A Mild But Persistent Headache - Spiteful Kawaii Cloud Card
by No good wishes
$5.00 $6.00
i am not the bigger person i will curse your bloodline Card
by PixelPunchart
$5.00 $6.00
i am not the bigger person i will curse your bloodline Card
by desarts
$5.00 $6.00
i am not the bigger person i will curse your bloodline Card
by desarts
$5.00 $6.00
Description: An old-school curse with a modern sense of humor. This exaggerated, tongue-in-cheek line is perfect for anyone who deals with daily annoyances using sarcasm instead of rage. Bold, dramatic, and clearly meant as a joke, it delivers dark humor without taking itself too seriously. Great for fans of over-the-top sayings, witty insults, and letting off steam with laughter instead of stress
May The Fleas Of A Thousand Camels Infest The Crotch Of The Person Who Screws Up Your Day Card
by IAZ PIXEL - Te enseña
$5.00 $6.00
