Roadkill Cards

Description: ...get well soon.

Description: Roadkill is a word I decided to put on a shirt. Here it is. Wwow. Roadkill, meaningless death of a little animal just trying to cross the street and get to the other side. Headlights shining, fear, terror. The driver sleepy down the narrow back road, night time, a beam of light in the darkness, careening through the forested back road and into the little armadillo, fox, deer, opossum, turtle, raccoon, you name it, the human killed it. Quickly. They barely saw it coming.

Description: Perhaps they are just sleeping (no they are not :( sorry)

Description: I Heart Roadkill

Description: A stark, bold text graphic displays the word "ROADKILL" in all capital letters. The lettering is white against a solid black background, creating a high-contrast visual.

Description: Roadkill Is My Spirit Animal

Description: A stylized graphic depicts a woman with dark hair, wearing large red sunglasses and hoop earrings, driving a retro car. The text "COCO MANGO" is prominently displayed in large, bold lettering, with "ROADKILL" in smaller text below. The color palette is red, cream, black, and hints of pink.

Description: Lazy road crews painted over this road kill raccoon!

Description: This is a funny spoof design featuring a cartoon Turkey Vulture and a slogan: I Can Has Roadkill? Turkey Vultures are known for feeding on carrion, and roadkill can be a major food source for them. This is a fun meme-style design for birders and bird lovers. Vultures are nature's clean-up crew, they need our love and appreciation!

Description: Some bones, guts and a whole lot of feistiness - meow

Description: Hit the asphalt with a heavy dose of deadpan, morbid comedy using this Jimothy Roadkill graphic. Featuring a heavily distressed, vintage lithograph aesthetic, this design captures everyone's favorite trash panda meeting a tragic, tire-treaded end on the yellow lines. Rendered with sharp edges, gritty halftone patterns, and a restricted solid-color palette to purposefully simulate the physical imperfections of an old-school punk xerox flyer, this is unapologetic, mature sarcasm. It’s the perfect anti-trend statement piece for blue-collar commuters, tradesmen, and anyone who appreciates gritty, road-worn Americana without the modern fluff.

Description: Rat Rod highway Roadkiller

Description: Advice from a desert Sage

Description: For the meat lover or those with a funny or sick sense of humor. We present the Roadkill burger!

Description: Roadkill Rampage

Description: STEVES ROADKILL CAFE

Description: Your wish is granted driver

Description: Opossum - Get In Loser We're Picking Up Trash

Description: You Can't Do That On Television

Description: The Roadkill Logo This mold can be several products and many products from us, please choose a product and buy, thank you

Description: Your Wish is Granted Driver

Description: Starcrawler

Description: Perfect gift for yourself, family, mom, dad, husband, wife, daughter, son, sister, brother, uncle, aunt or anyone on Mother's day, Father's day, July 4th, St.Patrick's day, Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Year, Valentine or any anniversary.

Description: A full-body depiction of a vulture with a red head and neck, a white ruff, and brown wings and body. White text reads "I CAN HAS ROADKILL?". The vulture stands on a black background. A small watermark "ORIATS.COM" is visible near the bottom.

Description: You Can't Do That On Television

Description: Hrududu is the Lapine term for anything with an engine or motor. This includes everything from cars on a road to farm tractors. The word "Hrududu" comes from the sound that the motor makes.

Description: Filled with garbage but empty inside

Description: Keep going strong with this vintage illustration of a cute opossum hanging upside down against a distressed retro sunset. This funny Hang In There Buddy graphic is the perfect gift for anyone who loves quirky trash mammals.

Description: Sloppy Seconds

Description: Sloppy Seconds

Description: This design features an opossum and the words Live Ugly Fake Your Death Eat Trash Get Hit By A Car. Perfect for opossum lovers, wildlife enthusiasts, and fans of sarcastic humor.

Description: Show Your Opossum Love With This Humorous Design. Featuring Eat More Possum, It Is Perfect For Wildlife Enthusiasts And Animal Lovers.

Description: Now I am Become death - leave mealone- dead possum

Description: V8 Firing Order 18436572

Description: Show off the world's perfect vehicle design