Roadkill Phone Cases - iPhone and Android
Description: Roadkill is a word I decided to put on a shirt. Here it is. Wwow. Roadkill, meaningless death of a little animal just trying to cross the street and get to the other side. Headlights shining, fear, terror. The driver sleepy down the narrow back road, night time, a beam of light in the darkness, careening through the forested back road and into the little armadillo, fox, deer, opossum, turtle, raccoon, you name it, the human killed it. Quickly. They barely saw it coming.
Description: Hit the asphalt with a heavy dose of deadpan, morbid comedy using this Jimothy Roadkill graphic. Featuring a heavily distressed, vintage lithograph aesthetic, this design captures everyone's favorite trash panda meeting a tragic, tire-treaded end on the yellow lines. Rendered with sharp edges, gritty halftone patterns, and a restricted solid-color palette to purposefully simulate the physical imperfections of an old-school punk xerox flyer, this is unapologetic, mature sarcasm. It’s the perfect anti-trend statement piece for blue-collar commuters, tradesmen, and anyone who appreciates gritty, road-worn Americana without the modern fluff.
Jimothy Roadkill On The Open Highway - Grunge Dark Humor Phone Case
by Brand X Graffix
$17 $23
Description: This design features an opossum and the words Live Ugly Fake Your Death Eat Trash Get Hit By A Car. Perfect for opossum lovers, wildlife enthusiasts, and fans of sarcastic humor.
Live Ugly Fake Your Death Eat Trash Get Hit By A Car Opossum Possum Sarcastic Humor Wildlife Phone Case
by JaskconLIfe23
$17 $23
Description: Show Your Opossum Love With This Humorous Design. Featuring Eat More Possum, It Is Perfect For Wildlife Enthusiasts And Animal Lovers.
Eat More Possum Opossum Wildlife Animal Humor Lover Phone Case
by It's Over
$17 $23
Taxidermy Mounts Taxidermist I Collect Dead Things Roadkill Taxidermy Phone Case
by Tifiras44
$17 $23
Barth I Heart That! - You Can't Do That On Television Phone Case
by DarkLordPug
$17 $23
Description: Featuring a raccoon, skunk, opossum, and armadillo playing instruments. This image would make a great gift for animal lovers and those who like hillbilly music, jug bands, blue grass, and country. The Roadkill Rebels feature Marvin the Possum, AKA Daddy O’Possum, Jimmy the skunk, Bubba the armadillo, and Reed Raccoon. These animal musicians are hillbilly critters who play the jug, washboard, washtub bass, and banjo.
