Roadkill Magnets

Description: Roadkill is a word I decided to put on a shirt. Here it is. Wwow. Roadkill, meaningless death of a little animal just trying to cross the street and get to the other side. Headlights shining, fear, terror. The driver sleepy down the narrow back road, night time, a beam of light in the darkness, careening through the forested back road and into the little armadillo, fox, deer, opossum, turtle, raccoon, you name it, the human killed it. Quickly. They barely saw it coming.

Description: A stark, bold text graphic displays the word "ROADKILL" in all capital letters. The lettering is white against a solid black background, creating a high-contrast visual.

Description: Lazy road crews painted over this road kill raccoon!

Description: Hit the asphalt with a heavy dose of deadpan, morbid comedy using this Jimothy Roadkill graphic. Featuring a heavily distressed, vintage lithograph aesthetic, this design captures everyone's favorite trash panda meeting a tragic, tire-treaded end on the yellow lines. Rendered with sharp edges, gritty halftone patterns, and a restricted solid-color palette to purposefully simulate the physical imperfections of an old-school punk xerox flyer, this is unapologetic, mature sarcasm. It’s the perfect anti-trend statement piece for blue-collar commuters, tradesmen, and anyone who appreciates gritty, road-worn Americana without the modern fluff.

Description: Roadkill Is My Spirit Animal

Description: Rat Rod highway Roadkiller

Description: Advice from a desert Sage

Description: For the meat lover or those with a funny or sick sense of humor. We present the Roadkill burger!

Description: Roadkill Rampage

Description: Zomdog

Description: Your wish is granted driver

Description: Opossum - Get In Loser We're Picking Up Trash

Description: You Can't Do That On Television

Description: The Roadkill Logo This mold can be several products and many products from us, please choose a product and buy, thank you

Description: Your Wish is Granted Driver

Description: A full-body depiction of a vulture with a red head and neck, a white ruff, and brown wings and body. White text reads "I CAN HAS ROADKILL?". The vulture stands on a black background. A small watermark "ORIATS.COM" is visible near the bottom.

Description: Perfect gift for yourself, family, mom, dad, husband, wife, daughter, son, sister, brother, uncle, aunt or anyone on Mother's day, Father's day, July 4th, St.Patrick's day, Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Year, Valentine or any anniversary.

Description: You Can't Do That On Television

Description: Hrududu is the Lapine term for anything with an engine or motor. This includes everything from cars on a road to farm tractors. The word "Hrududu" comes from the sound that the motor makes.

Description: Filled with garbage but empty inside

Description: Sloppy Seconds

Description: Sloppy Seconds

Description: This design features an opossum and the words Live Ugly Fake Your Death Eat Trash Get Hit By A Car. Perfect for opossum lovers, wildlife enthusiasts, and fans of sarcastic humor.

Description: Show Your Opossum Love With This Humorous Design. Featuring Eat More Possum, It Is Perfect For Wildlife Enthusiasts And Animal Lovers.

Description: Taxidermy Mounts Taxidermist I Collect Dead Things Roadkill Taxidermy

Description: Now I am Become death - leave mealone- dead possum

Description: V8 Firing Order 18436572

Description: TMNT Turtles in Time Secret Scene!

Description: Show off the world's perfect vehicle design

Description: You Can't Do That On Television

Description: Hope you like it.

Description: Show your love for beers or have a great gift for beer lovers!

Description: The deer lost, but so did the car

Description: Featuring a raccoon, skunk, opossum, and armadillo playing instruments. This image would make a great gift for animal lovers and those who like hillbilly music, jug bands, blue grass, and country. The Roadkill Rebels feature Marvin the Possum, AKA Daddy O’Possum, Jimmy the skunk, Bubba the armadillo, and Reed Raccoon. These animal musicians are hillbilly critters who play the jug, washboard, washtub bass, and banjo.

Description: V8 Firing Order 18436572

Description: For those who love and want to protect armadillos.