Roadkill Merch
Description: Roadkill is a word I decided to put on a shirt. Here it is. Wwow. Roadkill, meaningless death of a little animal just trying to cross the street and get to the other side. Headlights shining, fear, terror. The driver sleepy down the narrow back road, night time, a beam of light in the darkness, careening through the forested back road and into the little armadillo, fox, deer, opossum, turtle, raccoon, you name it, the human killed it. Quickly. They barely saw it coming.
Description: This is a funny spoof design featuring a cartoon Turkey Vulture and a slogan: I Can Has Roadkill? Turkey Vultures are known for feeding on carrion, and roadkill can be a major food source for them. This is a fun meme-style design for birders and bird lovers. Vultures are nature's clean-up crew, they need our love and appreciation!
Description: Hit the asphalt with a heavy dose of deadpan, morbid comedy using this Jimothy Roadkill graphic. Featuring a heavily distressed, vintage lithograph aesthetic, this design captures everyone's favorite trash panda meeting a tragic, tire-treaded end on the yellow lines. Rendered with sharp edges, gritty halftone patterns, and a restricted solid-color palette to purposefully simulate the physical imperfections of an old-school punk xerox flyer, this is unapologetic, mature sarcasm. It’s the perfect anti-trend statement piece for blue-collar commuters, tradesmen, and anyone who appreciates gritty, road-worn Americana without the modern fluff.
