Schlock Cards

Description: From John Landis's first feature, "Schlock", it's the titular banana killer himself, Schlock.

Description: Schlock Movie Poster

Description: It's gonna be a HELL of a night

Description: Be kind rewind

Description: A truly, truly terrible movie. Laughable bad. Just awful. But yet...

Description: Vintage movie poster from the classic horror film Creature from the Black Lagoon. Retro poster makes a wonderful gift for anyone who loves the old movies and classic cinema. Created by Scarebaby Design, a registered TRADEMARKED design company. You may not reproduce, copy, or otherwise re-use this design in any format for any purpose, especially for commercial purposes.

Description: Our show name in the Stranger Things font.

Description: Playful retro sci-fi cartoon showing an unhinged, smiling baby platypus wearing a kitchen colander helmet wired with blinking diodes, vacuum coils, and jumper cables, under the vibrant headline "Future Schlock." A quirky tribute to vintage B-movies, DIY backyard inventors, and classic mad scientist tropes.

Description: Putting the Awe in the Schlock

Description: The Blood Spattered Bride/La Mariée sanglante 1972 Horror

Description: White Fire 1984 Chainsaw Action Cult Movie Graphic

Description: For all the BD podcast buckaroos and schlock cinephiles out there.

Description: Piranha Plus The Bees -- B Movie Cult Film Fan

Description: Bloodlust! (1961) and Blood Mania (1970) Double Feature Poster

Description: The Spider ----- CULT HORROR

Description: Ice Scream Man

Description: Vintage movie poster of the classic martial arts movie 18 Weapons of Kung Fu. Retro poster makes a wonderful gift for anyone who loves the old movies and classic cinema. Created by Scarebaby Design, a registered TRADEMARKED design company. You may not reproduce, copy, or otherwise re-use this design in any format for any purpose, especially for commercial purposes.

Description: For all the BD podcast buckaroos and schlock cinephiles out there.

Description: Dawn of the Dead

Description: Celebrate your love for bad movies with this unique design!

Description: The original logo for the Schlock or Not Podcast.

Description: We took an awesome vintage movie poster from the 1950s, of a sci fi movie with vampy temptress women and turned it into a Biden-Harris design. If you love camp, sci fi and old b-movies (schlock) you'll love this unique way to show your support for Joe Biden and Kamala Harris. With text that reads NASTY WOMEN FOR BIDEN HARRIS, Starring NASTY WOMEN, WOMEN OF COLOR, SUBURBAN HOUSEWIVES AND A CAST OF MILLIONS! Perfect on Tshirts for when you go to cast your ballot for BIDEN HARRIS in November.

Description: The Beast With Five Fingers

Description: It's time to get Freako!

Description: The original artwork by Mike Owen for the book Schlock & Awe: The Forgotten Films of the '90s Rental Realm by Matty Budrewicz & Dave Wain

Description: The Bride of Frankenstein ∆ Vintage Horror Fan

Description: Fan art tribute design to the legendary horror punk band the Misfits

Description: ICONIC

Description: The Cops Want to Get Him!

Description: 3D Frank

Description: Awesome vintage movie poster of the classic sci fi movie Invasion of the Saucer-Men, with a cool illustration of a green alien and a bunch of UFO's. Retro poster makes a wonderful gift for anyone who loves the old movies, classic science fiction, and classic cinema. Created by Scarebaby Design, a registered TRADEMARKED design company. You may not reproduce, copy, or otherwise re-use this design in any format for any purpose, especially for commercial purposes.

Description: As worn by Stuart Goetz in 1977's "The Van," this shirt honors everything about Boogie Vans, Conversion Vans, and others without veering cheaply into Vansploitation.

Description: Flying saucer on a thin bit of string, based on the 1959 sci-fi schlock masterpiece by Edward D. Wood Jr.!

Description: Alabama Black Snake is Too Bookoo.

Description: Riley's Rangers meet the Ugly Brothers in this exciting Texas Rangers retro comic book cover