The Constant Cards

Description: This merch was discovered on the bottom of The Chicago River.

Description: Everything Aristotle said was wrong. So f*&k him! And listen to The Constant

Description: When the ship is going down, but you look fly.

Description: You are an official Constantine!

Description: From our early seasons! Vintage Constant! Meow!

Description: An artistic tribute to The Constant episode, Death Rays! Don't get zapped. Design by Scott Rockit!

Description: This is how the value of the constant number e, or Euler's number, is found.

Description: This is one of the ways to find the value of the constant number pi.

Description: If anything goes wrong, Demond Hume will be my constant

Description: This is one of the ways to find the value of the constant number pi.

Description: Kurt Vile illustration

Description: You're a little off-kilter there.

Description: Welcome, Constant Reader, to the shirt you've been waiting for.

Description: I'm In Constant Sorrow With The Soggy Bottom Boys

Description: Washington Irving: a tart temper never mellows with age, and a sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.

Description: Animal needs constant supervision!!!!! Can you guess why?

Description: "In constant fear of the known and the unknown" Whatever it is, I will be afraid of it.. My anxiety and paranoia has messed up my survival instincts and now there is no more fight, only flight. Great design for people who love cats!

Description: surreal digital collage

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Description: Every math lover knows the pain of forgetting the constant of integration. This witty shirt is perfect for calculus students, teachers, and anyone who appreciates the small but crucial '+C' in indefinite integrals.

Description: The Lord Is My Shepherd I Need Constant Supervision

Description: Floral "Shepherd & Supervision". Gentle imagery meets humorous text.

Description: The Lord Is My Shepherd I Need Constant Supervision Faith Humorous design with religious undertones. A lighthearted take on faith.

Description: The Lord Is My Shepherd I Need Constant Supervision Faith Whimsical art. Playful take on a familiar verse. Evokes humor and spiritual reflection. Simple graphic style.

Description: Whimsical floral art. Text states "The Lord Is My Shepherd, I Need Constant Supervision." A lighthearted take on faith.

Description: Floral graphic with a humorous twist. References a well-known verse, expressing need for guidance. Simple, playful design.

Description: Floral sheep design. A humorous take on faith, perfect for those who need a watchful guide.

Description: Floral sheep design. Playful take on a well-known verse. A whimsical piece for those with a sense of humor.

Description: Floral design. Shepherded, yet ever wandering.

Description: The Lord is my Shepherd image. Humorous take on faith. A playful design for believers. Perfect for those who appreciate wit. Unique religious-themed apparel. Wear your beliefs with a smile.

Description: Every math lover knows the pain of forgetting the constant of integration. This witty shirt is perfect for calculus students, teachers, and anyone who appreciates the small but crucial '+C' in indefinite integrals.

Description: The great mystery. A fine-structure constant design is an innovative approach that harnesses the fundamental physical constant known as the fine-structure constant, represented as α (alpha), to create cutting-edge technologies or systems. With its value approximately equal to 1/137, this constant is pivotal in describing the strength of electromagnetic interactions at the quantum level.

Description: The Lord is My Shepherd I Need Constant Supervision Faith, Funny Christian, Cute, Religious, Humor

Description: Centered on metal art, this bold retro tee speaks straight to hardcore heavy metal diehards and longtime collectors. A standout piece for collectors who chase that authentic, sought-after retro look. Calling all heavy metal fans — this vintage distressed graphic tee channels the galloping, larger-than-life power of classic British metal. Rendered in a bold screen-print illustration style that real collectors love, it's a must-have for metalheads, hard rock diehards, festival-goers and vinyl collectors alike. The perfect metal band gift for birthdays, holidays or record store days — wear it to concerts, festivals or just to make a statement. Epic, riff-soaked artwork printed on soft, high-quality fabric built to last wash after wash.

Description: Centered on metal art, this bold retro tee speaks straight to hardcore heavy metal diehards and longtime collectors. A standout piece for collectors who chase that authentic, sought-after retro look. Calling all heavy metal fans — this vintage distressed graphic tee channels the galloping, larger-than-life power of classic British metal. Rendered in a bold screen-print illustration style that real collectors love, it's a must-have for metalheads, hard rock diehards, festival-goers and vinyl collectors alike. The perfect metal band gift for birthdays, holidays or record store days — wear it to concerts, festivals or just to make a statement. Epic, riff-soaked artwork printed on soft, high-quality fabric built to last wash after wash.

Description: A funny Christian typography design featuring the phrase "The Lord Is My Shepherd (I Need Constant Supervision)." Perfect for Christians, church members, youth groups, pastors, Bible study participants, and anyone who enjoys clean, self-deprecating faith-based humor.