Weekly Planet Cards
Description: The Weekly Planet shirt you can HEAR! Relive precious memories of bleeding eardrums and frantic fumbling with volume controls with this classic garment!
Weekly Planet vs. Defenders of the Earth Card
by Weekly Planet Posters
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Show the world that you are just like the dashing hero Han Solo; you've got no mates!
Got No Mates: A Weekly Planet Story Card
by Weekly Planet Posters
$5.00 $6.00
Weekly Planet vs Annabelle (Ginger and Pomegranate Card
by Weekly Planet Posters
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Since corporate bastards aren't required to adhere to copyright law regarding satire or parody, here's a new version of a No Time To Die shirt featuring one of the seventeen thousand re-titlings from The Weekly Planet!
Could We Please Just Be Allowed to Die at This Point Card
by Weekly Planet Posters
$5.00 $6.00
I Was Banished for Vehicular Manslaughter Card
by Weekly Planet Posters
$5.00 $6.00
Is There a F***ing Dracula on this Plane? Card
by Weekly Planet Posters
$5.00 $6.00
Description: The better title for Transformers (2007) where an award winning actor is peed upon by a robot. Whether you're a stoic military guy, a stuttering insufferable idiot, or a chick (the movie's three character types), you'll look golden and greasy in this tee!
Mikaela Banes and Her Sweaty Flailing Sidekick Card
by Weekly Planet Posters
$5.00 $6.00
Description: They had 122 minutes more fun with it. Presented in a perfectly normal human aspect ratio to preserve the artistic vision.
Weekly Planet vs. Justice Friends Card
by Weekly Planet Posters
$5.00 $6.00
Description: The lads are officially off the guest list! No more sweet as advanced screenings... no more lanyards!
No Tickets for James and Maso (Brandless) Card
by Weekly Planet Posters
$5.00 $6.00
Description: They had 122 minutes more fun with it. Presented in a perfectly normal human aspect ratio to preserve the artistic vision.
Weekly Planet vs. Justice Friends (textless) Card
by Weekly Planet Posters
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