Weekly Planet Merch

The Weekly Planet shirt you can HEAR! Relive precious memories of bleeding eardrums and frantic fumbling with volume controls with this classic garment!

A minimalist design of our favorite Australian podcasters.

Show the world that you are just like the dashing hero Han Solo; you've got no mates!

You're forgiven! You're in your grub era!

It's Marvel Studios except it says Weekly Planet. Do you get it? It's because the lads are a couple of Marvel fanboys... bloody got 'em!

They had 122 minutes more fun with it. Presented in a perfectly normal human aspect ratio to preserve the artistic vision.

It's 420 somewhere...

It's Marvel Studios except it says Weekly Planet. Do you get it? It's because the lads are a couple of Marvel fanboys... bloody got 'em!

Classic Weekly Planet Logo

Since corporate bastards aren't required to adhere to copyright law regarding satire or parody, here's a new version of a No Time To Die shirt featuring one of the seventeen thousand re-titlings from The Weekly Planet!

What *is* an Art Attack? Wackadadoos can sport this mashup of the Weekly Planet in the style of the classic Art Attack logo.

Inspired by The Weekly Planet podcast

The motivations of Stephen Strange on a shirt!

In memory of my friend, Gym, spelled G-Y-M. He's alive, but he's embarrassing so he doesn't leave the house...

The lads are officially off the guest list! No more sweet as advanced screenings... no more lanyards!

You're tired of operating at 40%... take out your bright plastic light gun and shoot a regrettably expensive luxury item into your cart!

Monster T for cool guys

Weekly Planet logo based on classic punk icon logo! Hey Ho, let's go lay down for a while...

A missed opportunity? An ineffective board room? A smudged whiteboard? We all know this should have been the name.

They had 122 minutes more fun with it. Presented in a perfectly normal human aspect ratio to preserve the artistic vision.

Let ‘em know where you are operating at.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Famous internet celebrity Nick Mason provides the best fiber internet for you! You should get the INTERNET!

Justice means the moral principle of determining whether something is just or not.

That guy who shouts rodney

Inspired by The Weekly Planet podcast!

The fate of the worst thing ever committed to film is explained.

It's new footage all day long, well, there's more (it's taller probably).

The better title for Transformers (2007) where an award winning actor is peed upon by a robot. Whether you're a stoic military guy, a stuttering insufferable idiot, or a chick (the movie's three character types), you'll look golden and greasy in this tee!

A question worth asking!

Third in a series of dumb logos for television shows

Show the world what you have in common with the dashing, roguish hero Han Solo; you've got no mates!

Perhaps the most divisive gag in Weekly Planet history!

"No, no, you've misheard" "Too late! We've already printed it!" SEWERMAN logo from my Weekly Planet Poster. Now you too can be just a person who lived in a sewer.