Weekly Planet Merch
Description: The Weekly Planet shirt you can HEAR! Relive precious memories of bleeding eardrums and frantic fumbling with volume controls with this classic garment!
Weekly Planet vs. Defenders of the Earth Sticker
by Weekly Planet Posters
$3.15 $3.50
Weekly Planet vs Annabelle (Ginger and Pomegranate Hat
by Weekly Planet Posters
$12 $19
Description: Since corporate bastards aren't required to adhere to copyright law regarding satire or parody, here's a new version of a No Time To Die shirt featuring one of the seventeen thousand re-titlings from The Weekly Planet!
Could We Please Just Be Allowed to Die at This Point Pin
by Weekly Planet Posters
$2.75 $3.25
I Was Banished for Vehicular Manslaughter Kids Hoodie
by Weekly Planet Posters
$28 $36
Is There a F***ing Dracula on this Plane? Phone Case
by Weekly Planet Posters
$17 $23
Description: The better title for Transformers (2007) where an award winning actor is peed upon by a robot. Whether you're a stoic military guy, a stuttering insufferable idiot, or a chick (the movie's three character types), you'll look golden and greasy in this tee!
Mikaela Banes and Her Sweaty Flailing Sidekick Pillow
by Weekly Planet Posters
$23 $28