Credits Merch
Description: If there is a post credits stinger after a movie, you can be sure I aint moving from that seat. This design is made for the true believers who know they haven't seen the whole film unless they stick around to the end like a true fan. Sorry employees who are waiting to clean up, At least this shirt will warn you that I'm there till the glorious end.
Description: Unlike some of the projects on this list, this is a completely new blockchain technology and not just a token. It comes with it’s own internal currency called “CS”. It’s not an unfair comparison to make at this stage, to dub them Eos-lite. This Russian based development team want to build a similar system with high transaction speeds, low transaction fees and a virtual machine for running smart contracts but without the hefty ICO price that EOS raised.
Description: Choosing a movie can take longer than watching one. You compare titles, read descriptions, etc. Eventually 1 is selected, the opening credits begin, and all that careful decision-making feels unnecessary because your eyes are closing. The fun part is spending so much time choosing something only to miss almost everything after pressing play. You were prepared to make a decision, but you had a different schedule. A few minutes later, the movie is still beginning while you are already completely disconnected from the plot. At least the selection process was thorough. The evening may not have included much entertainment, but it included a discussion about what to watch, followed by a demonstration of how quickly tiredness can change the plan.
Description: Twelve minutes of scrolling names nobody recognizes, key grips and sound mixers and someone in craft services, all while your legs go numb and the cleaning crew eyes your row impatiently. You sit through this because somewhere, buried after visual effects supervisors number forty through sixty, a bonus scene supposedly waits. Finally it arrives. A character glances sideways. Something ominous, maybe, or perhaps just a shrug. Then it's over, roughly five seconds total, offering zero new information and no meaningful payoff for your considerable patience. The theater empties around you as you sit there, slightly stunned, wondering whether that brief flicker actually mattered or whether you just wasted your evening chasing essentially nothing.
Sitting through the end credits just to see a five-second clip of absolutely nothing Magnet
by englishlearning
$4.75
Description: The greatest Spaghetti Western of all time and the show stopper for the Man With No Name. This 1966 Italian western directed by Sergio Leone starred Clint Eastwood, Lee Van Cleef, and Eli Wallach and was the third and final installment in the Dollars Trilogy, following A Fistful of Dollars and For a Few Dollars More. I can just hear the Ennio Morricone music, looking at this vectorized design inspired on the opening title. Ahhh ahhh ahhhh! Western fans must have this.
Description: This one is made in celebration of the films that are directed by (and most often star) Matt Johnson. He's a Toronto-born filmmaker responsible for "The Dirties," "Operation Avalanche," "BlackBerry," "Nirvanna The Band The Show The Movie," and the upcoming "Tony" from a24. Wear this shirt when you see one of his films!
Description: This is a funny way to describe the emotional commitment that comes with watching a movie all the way through. No matter how tired, distracted, or ready to leave you are, the credits are not the end. There might be one more scene, one more joke, one more surprise, or one tiny detail that could somehow change everything. Until those final seconds have passed, you remain fully invested, refusing to relax, speak, move, or accept that the movie is actually finished. It is a playful exaggeration of that familiar movie-watching mindset: patience is temporary, curiosity is permanent, and the post-credits scene is a vital obligation. Whether you are watching alone or with friends, leaving before the very end simply feels like an unacceptable risk.
Description: At some point, the story has already taken long enough, and patience has requested a vacation. The introductions were nice, the backstory was adorable, and yes, we’re sure the characters have difficult problems, but there’s a much more relevant question: when does something actually happen? This approach is great for anyone who treats unnecessary buildup like a personal inconvenience. Skip the awkward meetings, dramatic phone calls, mysterious footsteps, and fifteen-minute conversations that could have been one text message. Head straight for the part with the surprise, the chaos, and preferably someone dramatically running through a door. If anyone complains that you missed important details, simply say you’re focusing on the highlights.
Let's just skip directly to the post-credits scene Hoodie
by englishlearning
$32 $42
